KILAUEA TSUNAMI SOON MAXIMUM HAPPENING

hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together. The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it making it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate

>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males

>Suggs elaborated on the early sexual experiences of pubertal males with married females in their 30s and 40s in the Marquesas Islands, who “take special pains to be pleasing and patient with them, a source of enjoyment for many Marquesan women. Amongali‘i, an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman, or by a tutukane.The training concerned not only what to expect and what to do but also how to increase or maximize pleasure. A young male was taught “timing” and how to please a female in order to help her attain orgasm. A young female was taught how to touch and caress a male and move her body to please them both.

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This just proves Puerto Ricians hate CA and/or HI.

West coast annihilated by fire?

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My energy confirms it’s going down.

0 : its not happening
1 : its nothing
2 : its not bad
3 : its a little bad
4 : its bad
5 : its horrible
6 : its pretty fucking bad
7 : maybe its happening
8 : ITS HAPPENING
9 : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HAWAII
dubs: CALIFORNIA IS GONE
trips: WEST COAST IS GONE
quads: YELLOWSTONE

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Roll

When the navy starts going out to sea thats when you know shits hours away

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West coast annihilated by shakey shakey?

Based

Is it really happening?

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This is going to be like the Bayou Corne sinkhole a few years ago that was suppose to collapse. Hours of youtube videos, and people literally watching live cams of a puddle for nothing. No calamity, no mass casualty geologic apocalypse. NADA!! YILCH!!!

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Fug it. Tidal wave it is! Gotta stick with the original plan!

Unironically the blue wave would fix California by wiping put all the faggot libs in the coastal city.

it's never happening

it's happening now. california has less than a week

>CALIFORNIA WILL BE HIT ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE WEST COAST!

About half of the USA’s problems would just wash away.

If you think the Navy wouldn't park everything it wanted to replace or upgrade right in the way of a tsunami, you do not understand your criminal government very well.

Why are the streams off

i guess it is just gonna shit lava and no earthquake how sad

China copyright

Will there ever be an earthquake that the entire world can feel? I feel the second I go do something California will be underwater and I'll miss all the good posts

>a puddle
vs.
>an active volcano
Truly these things are the same.

fucking checked

I could go for a tsunami right now. Is drowning painful?

The real reason

I only want to see some leftist commie pedo faggot jews bumping into the debris of some old sex shop in what once was commiefornia, the fact that welfare leeches and niggers go with them too is just a bonus. All I ask is that the next habbening sees the eastern half of our island in ruins, the east has become degenerate and decadent over here.

Digits confirm

The tsunami will carry this little fella to American shores :DD

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ot2-R7xbkI

>earthquake that the entire world can feel?
Kek says: YES

>HAPPENING SOON GUYS
>thread number 642

digits confirm the chinks trying to bury infromation
>if yo think the US coast will be bad, imagine china

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There's one every time your mom gets out of bed

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It was only a puddle on the surface, I'm not going to explain it to you. Also, Hawaii is an active volcano and has been for thousands of years. It was active when they moved there. The people that live anywhere near the eruption literally can not get property insurance because it is an active volcano.

roll

Dude i'm from an alternate timeline. it's definitely happening

Wash the sins from Sodom

>half of US problems
Not quite

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Aging shitty vessels maybe but the destruction that would be caused all up and down the coast would dictate it would take atleast a decade to replace even just a few war ships. They will move everything of value out to sea.

SO CLOSE

Quint: Pacific Plate cracks in half.

>older females with young virginal males
Nice

Bump the slump! I didn't want to die until I realized Iminami was an option.

It will burst and drop big ass lava bombs on california, brussels and israel

It’s been so long that I don’t even dread a happening anymore.
Please, let it happen.

I don’t want this to happen, it will probably mean that a bunch of weird fucks from California will migrate to my beautiful state of Michigan.

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no, but being torn into pieces by churning tsunami debris probably is pretty painful.

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there are more spics in california than there are niggers in the south east. Ponder that shit for a moment and then admit you were wrong.

SF, Berkeley, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Monterey, Santa Barbara, Los Angeles and San Diego look like they would be fucked by a 100ft tsunami.

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FUCKING STOP IT GOY

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Let chaos ensue

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Chck em

rolling

San Diego, OC and Monterey are mostly rocky coasts of significant relief - damage may be inflicted but won't be severe. I live in SD, know it well.

Good. Painful is good.

was trying to warn us of the impending happening
why didnt we listen

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>bunch
some might escape. If you've ever been to california on a normal day at any given time the roadways in and around LA are one giant parkinglot. And thats a normal, non mass-exodus day. The sheer volume alone would render it impossible for even half the population to escape within 6 hours. Add to that the mayhem caused by panicking spics and libshits and every single road is going to be blocked by massive pileups.

And that is not even factoring in that really mean poopie headed 400lb hacker that is going to spread rumors about roads being closed.

but what is white

this shit has been the same for days, nothing is fucking happening you idiots

Yeah and all those spics have beach front property

What? I deserve it.

ROLL. FUCK THE WEST COAST.

It's over boys, Kek and Pele are tag-teaming this bitch

man.. remember the jap tsunami sleep over? Remember that one fucking guy trying to run away from a 100 foot wall of water?

>its only 6 fissures nothing is happening you idiots
>its only 19 fissures nothing is happening you idiots

Tsunami triggers San Andreas fault.
San Andreas fault triggers Yellowstone.

American economy collapses andRussia decides to take advantage of the situation as the entire planet is engulfed in a 30 year long nuclear winter.

I hope you have warm clothes.

Maybe the 400 tons of explosives that was stolen (or whatever the amount was) will be used to cause the tsunami? The Jews will make it look like it was a volcano.

nobody has gotten above a 7 on this post
its time to admit its not happening

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Fuck off and let us die

now i understand the wall

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Fire up the lava
another swarm of quakes.....

BURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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GIVE PELE-SAMA YOUR ENERGY
BUMP THAT SLUMP

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Not enough. We need 1000 foot waves

Californians btfo armageddon style!

I'd imagine berkeley and oakland would be sheilded by sf, the mountains on the coast get pretty tall

Reminder that the 24th fissure will Be the trigger

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>literal blue wave

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These threads were saying the collapse was meant to happen last night at 8. But nothing fucking happened.

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>wishful thinking
San Diego is right on the water, 100 ft tsunami and ocean surge coming into to this bay will inflict extremely severe ass-devastating damage.

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kill yourself pleb

these digits confirm California being a "blue" state was a sign of the impending tsunami all along

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did this guy break a rib? wtf

Rolling for Commiefornia getting wiped out!

Let's stop memeing about kek for a second. Is it actually happening or nah?

it is

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>happening
it never is