CALL OF DUTY 69: SEXUAL WARFARE

So, has Jow Forums taken the jizzpotence pill?

I'll just tl;dr it for you: jizz controls people.

You jizz on or in someone? You control them.

You jizz in the food supply of someone? You control them (not to the extent of you spraying your jizz in or on them though).

Jizz allows man to control nature, especially women. If you want to control women, you need to jizz in or on as many of them as possible. The female mindset and general attraction is based on its female zeitgeist that is the accumulation of all the jizz of the world, and the race with the most jizz on most women gets to control their attraction behaviours.

Another important thing is to jizz in or on older ladies because they control younger ladies' minds as well, so a top down approach is actually the most effective.

There are very wealthy people in this world RIGHT KNOW who know all of this and who are actively putting their jizz in your water/food supply to control you! And yes, they are even putting their jizz in sperm clinics and shampoos and all sorts of different places.

TIME TO FIGHT BACK

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so that means Alex Jones Jizzed in all his products.

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>Jizz on Canadian flag
>Command all Canadians to commit suicide

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get help. you're mentally ill

It has to be on a physical person. Ideologies mean nothing.

stay jizzed

I’m on it

I've jizzed inside 4 women in this life. They've loved it and it's tué once you jizzed inside of their pussies they get mich closer to you and respect you more

i used to cook for my ex all the time and she pissed me off so i made her pasta con jizz, i still chuckle about it. dont fuck with the cook.

>stay jizzed

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This board gets dumber and dumber everyday.

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This is why people think whites are filthy degenerate pigs, because of people like you

lmfao the jizzhad has begun

Honestly if you havnt realized it yet in your life. You havnt been jizzing in or on enough people. Anyone who does this knows from personal experience.

Go home Keith Raniere

>You jizz on or in someone? You control them.
Interesting

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This is your head. Was too lazy too cut off text

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I have a creampie impregnation fetish too.

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This was so unfunny you have to be a female.

If so let me jizz in and/or on you.

So this is why kebabs are literally full of Muslim jizz and why europoors do nothing when their women get raped by them

>t. roastie that cant find a good man
deny roasties your seed Jow Forums

Its the fucking head retard its that meme in real life it IS fkn funny

Literal cuck tier, my dude.

literal roastie tier, my THOT

If you find that funny you should jingle some keys in front of your face. Now quit pretending to not want my jizz and come and take it.

Only if you’re gay.

Lmfao keep your crusty jizz

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>holding mens seed ransom because you can impregnate yourself with it and control a mans life
roastie thread
saged

Jow Forums naturally reacts badly to anything new, but in the end, Jow Forums will be the first group to take the jizzpill into the mainstream

>Jizz on Pentagon wall
>fastest and most sticky coup known to man

Never has world domination been so degenerate.

> Jizz on clock
> control time

>be me
>no friends
>wank one off to hitler for the seventh time today
>jizz flies into the air
>diffuses throughout the entire atmosphere
mfw control the entire world thanks to dad

It's gonna end up a part of you whether you want it or not once this next step in my masterplan is enacted.

That would make me a lezbo which im not. Fkn reprobate. Alveiterzein

Delete this right now

ransom? wtf are you talking about? seriously it's not even funny because you cant even make good logical sense

Stop jacking off on money.

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eat shit amanda

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Jizz shouldn't be airborne, user.

is this why i jizz in my girls panties before we go out?

>pink ID
>not Lesbo

sure thing Liz.

I jizz on my GPU, great ETH gains.

it is now

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Get it checked out, pham.

SPACE JIZZ:destination mars

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