Was visiting New York last weekend and holy shit, I got robbed two times...

Was visiting New York last weekend and holy shit, I got robbed two times. I saw a gang deal go south and the crips breaking out their UZI's and driveby each other. I went through the jewish quarters and had some pretzels and matzaballs and was suggested a restaurant by one of the orthodox bagel boys there. This, my friends, is what i was served as an entrée. I kid you not, not more than a couple of blocks from wall street, the goblinos are munching down on these. It's like straight out of some horror movie but they all chowed down like if bibi had pressed the samson option button.
KEK the absolute state of american cuisine when you get served fucking BANANA WITH HOLLANDAISE.

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pics of restaurant and big jew noses or this is fake and gay. Op is always a faggot.

Uzis are fucking jew guns.

If bullets were a buck a piece Jews would be slicing and dicing.

You can find way freakier things in new york than that, muhammad.

You could have gotten peanut butter sandwich with someones ass peanuts in it if you wanted.

Same thing happened to me.

Or maybe I can tempt your sophisticated tastebuds with some of this here hamburger gravy?

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THAT could be delicious, depending on who cooks it.

it is a bit reminiscent of a circumcised cock I suppose

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I get it now, you were offended by the ham. Did you raise hell with those infidels?

kek

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>pics or it didn't happen
>>> you need to go back pedro ... to /B/ I'm on to you
I saw it, I experienced it, I puked

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Out of all the places in the US you decided to visit New York?
Dumb ass

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>I got robbed two times
W-why didn't the first guy take everything?

I bet you think so, cletus. Yee-haw

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Why the fuck would you eat that?

The amerimutt nourishment

>jewish restaurant
>ham banana hollandaise
>mixing dairy and meat on a plate
>fruit from a tree of less than three years age
>pork

You tried

He did but I sucked his dick and got some money back. Typical

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> I saw a gang deal go south and the crips breaking out their UZI's and driveby each other
Never happened. I dare anyone to look it up in any of the local papers or nypd crime reports and you won’t find dick one.
And the pic is non existent.
This bait is horrid

You seem awfully aware of other peoples dietary choices. Or are you a foreskin muncher, yourself?
For your information, the rabbi in the kitchen that cooked the dish said it was kosher milk only and vegan ham and the fruit had been pickled for three years in metitza b'peh holy water. So...

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OK BOYS WE GOT ONE O' THEM SMART ONES OVER HERE! CAN*T PULL THE WOOL OVER THIS HERE FINE AMERICANS' EYES, NO SURRIE BOB, HE KNOWS ALRIGHT. HE MUST HAVE, LIKE, DOUBLE DIGIT IQ Y'ALL. USA USA USA

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