KILAUEA TSUNAMI SOON MAXIMUM HAPPENING VIII

CALIFORNIA CATACLYSM edition
>Civil Defense officials confirmed a new fissure opened in the Lanipuna Gardens subdivision, between fissures 15 and 16. This is near Hinalo Road -- south of the Puna Geothermal Venture plant and west of Highway 132 on the Kalapana side.

>The latest outbreak brings the total number of fissures to 19.

>Also on Monday, Civil Defense officials said fissure no. 17, which opened over the weekend, was still active.

>Fissure no. 18 was confirmed on Sunday evening and heightened fears about the possibility of a mass evacuation if the volcanic activity continues. Officials said the outbreak was between fissures no. 16 and 17, and was actively spitting out lava and fumes.

hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38087728/civil-defense-confirms-new-fissure-in-lanipuna-gardens-subdivision


ALL SIGNS ARE INDICATING THIS MIGHT HAPPEN SOON AS THE FISSURES ARE OPENING UP AND THE SUMMIT IS SHOWING SIGNS OF COLLAPSE!

CALIFORNIA WILL BE HIT ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE WEST COAST!

30m tall =98-100 feet TSUNAMI

he tsunami killed at least 225,000 people across a dozen countries, with Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Maldives, and Thailand sustaining massive damage

AND THAT TSUNAMI WAS 133FT TALL AND THIS KILAUEA POSSIBLE TSUNAMI WOULD BE 100 FT TALL

THIS IS BAD YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

LIVE STREAMS
>youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
>youtube.com/watch?v=Fzjy8IG0Doc
>youtube.com/watch?v=iZzm0jqxmw8


Source for the 19th fissure
twitter.com/MilekaLincoln/status/996085488355196928?s=19

Fissure 19 location
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1CvBhH9wEeztBrqYbsGDi4YjU1k1QH5AL&ll=19.471912899999992,-154.89021059999993&z=13

BUMP THE SLUMP >youtu.be/VvMUJKFjAiA

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=zYmEEs4KOvk&t

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hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html
youtube.com/watch?v=tBv38xoCt_k
youtu.be/hU4EBXu4wto
youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together. The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it making it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate

>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males

>Suggs elaborated on the early sexual experiences of pubertal males with married females in their 30s and 40s in the Marquesas Islands, who “take special pains to be pleasing and patient with them, a source of enjoyment for many Marquesan women. Amongali‘i, an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman, or by a tutukane.The training concerned not only what to expect and what to do but also how to increase or maximize pleasure. A young male was taught “timing” and how to please a female in order to help her attain orgasm. A young female was taught how to touch and caress a male and move her body to please them both.

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CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GOD

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DEATHWING DID NOTHING WRONG

GOD OF CHAOS WE INVOKE OF YOUR PRESENCE TO DESTROY ALL

What happened to the other good feed? Says some blockchain faggots filed claims.

i want the happening to happen already

ITS
NOT
HAPPENING
Prove me wrong

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Reminder that 24 is the holy number in this happening.
24 will be the trigger

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STOP POSTING WOW PICS REEEE

Give Pepe your digits for maximum happening.

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Pele take your top off or gtfo!

How long until 24 fissures open? Could it wait until the 24th? If yes post ends in 24.

youtube.com/watch?v=tBv38xoCt_k
Scientist depiction of what the tsunami hitting california might sound like

But I like WoW plus the Cataclysm expansion fits for the mood of volcanic destruction

Been lots of 2-3 quakes in Hawaii.

They seem to be happening every hour.

Rolling for magnitude 10 quake in San Francisco as the waters recede, splitting the earth open and devouring the corpse laden flood waters.

You fucking retard

Imagine being such a faggot that you cant help but follow through multiple happening threads to voice your opposition to happening threads.

Wash it all away.
Praise.

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roll

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anyone have a map of the fissures?

really hard to tell if this is a real happening because of all the kek worship

KEK
DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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AAAAA

KEK FOUND THE THREAD
TYPE COZY FROG FOR GOOD LUCK

Worst natural disaster in the history of the US.

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fuck commiefornia

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oh kek Im the faggot I read that as stop posting, wow pics

Ragnaros is a peon of kek and they'll both smite you first leaf

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Kilauea gonna splode!

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California is doomed!

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THAT VOLCANO WILL PAY

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Oh shit I just came.
Also re-rolling for anons dream to come true.

If not all most will do. How about 56%.

first of, checked
and fun fact, CATACLYSM is the greek word for the end of the world by water
> Greek kατά kata, "down, against" and kλύζω klyzō, "wash over, surge.

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CAN I GET ACTUAL EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING AND NOT JUST DIGITS PLEASE?

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HAY GUYS FILINA SLUMP OMG

Do you think the quakes are related to them opening up?

Trump wins 2020.

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DROWN CALIFORNIA
SET OFF YELLOWSTONE
SPREAD THE CHAOS
PRAISE KEK

that one shook the camera kek

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C'mon, kek, you bastard!

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user'S HATRED BURNS THROUGH THE CAVERNOUS DEEPS

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It will probably hit off around the 21st desu. The 24th fissure will be a result of the slump slipping and breaking around the earth. The island has been getting more frequent and closer together.

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False happening.

Not today..

lets do this

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Goodbye, LA

...

Nothing will happen.

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Measured in Hiroshimas!

>President Hawaiian Judge has condemned his entire island to be cleansed by literal fire and brimstone by invoking the Trump Curse

Best timeline. California disintegrating into an archipelago with SD, SF, LA, Hollywood and Oakland ending up completely and hopelessly drowned WHEN?

So what do we call this event?

youtu.be/hU4EBXu4wto

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Sauce: USGS Volcanoes twitter

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If this triggers the SA fault, will the entire Earth quake when California drops below sea level? Also wont this raise sea levels?

If shit get's bad we should try feeding real live people to the Volcano like the Aztecs and Mayans did. Illegal Mexicans can be used.

Cataclysm
see

Largest California earthquake in history incoming, boys!

More fissures

Nobody gonna check me?

He is being lazy today, it's already being 19 fractures, what is he waiting for?
No, all of it, only the truly strong will survive making a new dawn for America, I wish Yellowstone and the tsunami happen at the same time

I fucking saw that and was like holy shit

27 fissures.

Cataclysm seems fine enough desu

geo fag here

let me try to put this house of cards into perspective.
The current situation is beyond the point of no return, humpty dumpty cannot go back together again.
Given enough time, who knows when, the slump is going to occur. When it does, its going to create the wave that will surely impact cali...but thats not even the best part. This wave will also slam into the San Andreas fault, which has been signifcantly weakened in the past 6 months by two huge earthwaukes that occured in mexico, 7.1 and 8.2 magnitude, along the same tectonic boundary san andreas is on.

So what? Well, the san andreas fault is the after birth of the event that split Antarctica and Austrial off the North American creaton; literally tearing both land mass off of NA.

If the situation gets to this point, then Yellowstone will undoubtedly follow due to its proximity. Im not saying its happening tonight, but this is truly some world ending shit.

Checked. Nothing happening right now.

Ive seen Carrie and Bobby so far

Tomorrow

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>geo fag here
can you show me a degree

I hate to break it to you, but the fissure and the Hilina slump (the one that could create the tsunami) are very far away. It's not gonna happen. If I'm wrong I won't get singles.

something flew up in the air but I missed it on the screenshot

Nothing will happen.

Confirming authenticity.

Aye, a plague be upon California!

which one

is there any estimation when this might happen?

Who else here patched-in to North American Right Wing Anti-Looting Squads?

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"CALIFORNIA CATACLYSM"

One can only hope to see Arizona Bay become a reality. Imagine all of those beautiful beaches after the Cali detritus falls into the ocean? Let us all do a power of intention experiment. Hope right now that California slips into the ocean.

Never.

Earthology

Commiefornia will be overrun by flies for being such a festering shithole!

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nothings gonna happen to cali you faggots

Multiple failures confirm that they are not our digits to give. They are Kek's.

California Cataclysm Commence!

Global warming will evaporate the water before it reaches California

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Faggotology, why would he want to see a geology degree? That's gay.

elaborate

Hawaii isn't real you fucking retards.

Something always happens.

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Except for when nothing happens.

the boss from borderlands2 looks way better than that contrived blizzard cartoon shit

>Yesterday there was lava shooting from the ground
>Today its just a bit of fog

ZZZ

California triggers a cataclysm!

HERES A DETAILED LIST OF KILAUEA TSUNAMI!

>youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197

VIDEO SHOWING HOW THE TSUNAMI WILL HAPPEN


Earthquakes=Eruption
Eruption=Earthquakes
Earthquakes=Floor moves
Floor moves= Island slides away
Island slides away= Mega tsunami
Mega Tsunami=Pacific WestCost along with all the other countries surrounding Hawaii coastlines will have a Mega Tsunami disaster

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Not for long anyway

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KEK! MASTER OF CHAOS! BRING DOOM AND DESTRUCTION UPON THE JEW WORSHIPPING FAGS!

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