KILAUEA TSUNAMI SOON MAXIMUM HAPPENING IX

Its not happening, I asked God

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Q predicted this

Kek

THREAD THEME
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>Here we go again

> doublay doublay check’d
the end is almost nigh

Bump the slump FOR KEK

Nothing will happen.

what has been done cannot be reversed. Slump will occur, its only a matter of when.

No one is getting off this ride.

GRONALD SLUMPFF

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REMINDER THAT THE MAGMA HAS REACHED THE WATER TABLE

THE FISSURES ARE OPENING AND CLOSING, BUILDING UP PRESSURE. THE LONGER IT GOES ON WITHOUT MAGMA BEING LET OUT, THE HIGHER CHANCE OF AN EXPLOSIVE ERUPTION.

Bump the slump. Commie tsunami incoming

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Socrates did 2018
>Many great and wonderful deeds are recorded of your state in our histories. But one of them exceeds all the rest in greatness and valour. For these histories tell of a mighty power which unprovoked made an expedition against the whole of Europe and Asia, and to which your city put an end.
>Now in this island of Atlantis there was a great and wonderful empire which had rule over the whole island and several others, and over parts of the continent, and, furthermore, the men of Atlantis had subjected the parts of Libya within the columns of Heracles as far as Egypt, and of Europe as far as Tyrrhenia. This vast power, gathered into one, endeavoured to subdue at a blow our country and yours and the whole of the region within the straits;
>and then, Solon, your country shone forth, in the excellence of her virtue and strength, among all mankind. She was pre-eminent in courage and military skill, and was the leader of the Hellenes. And when the rest fell off from her, being compelled to stand alone, after having undergone the very extremity of danger, she defeated and triumphed over the invaders, and preserved from slavery those who were not yet subjugated, and generously liberated all the rest of us who dwell within the pillars.
>But afterwards there occurred violent earthquakes and floods; and in a single day and night of misfortune all your warlike men in a body sank into the earth, and the island of Atlantis in like manner disappeared in the depths of the sea. For which reason the sea in those parts is impassable and impenetrable, because there is a shoal of mud in the way; and this was caused by the subsidence of the island.

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Source?

Absolutely confirmed

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Yep. Usually round thread 10 people have chosen sides.

It’s 100% the end of its definitely not happening at all.

Nothing ever happens. This is more stuoud larping bs.

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Give Pepe your digits for maximum happenings.

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he is edging the slump for that final last bump

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It won't happen. You guys aren't getting me emotionally invested this time like you did with the Syrian airstrikes.

This bread is already full of gets

Fingers crossed for all Californians dieing.

I made a typo. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EMBARRASSED.

4th grade science you fucking idiot

thanks JC

fake and gay

ANNIHILATION!

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wow, Trevon is really taking his time with your wife. Got lots of time to shit here i see

uh guys.... so how will we know when its happening? will it be loud?
ill just wait for happening threads to be spammed

check’d
> commie tsunami
Is that a pineapple and salami

fuck you I am a volcano specialist now.

youtu.be/9D-QD_HIfjA
BUMP THE SLUMP TO THE LIMIT

praise

WE CAN'T LET SLUMPF GET THE NUCLEAR CODES!

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Basic physics. With no release valve for the pressure and without the bulk of the magma being let loose from the primary chamber, pressure will continue to build and build. It'll take the path of least resistance to escape.

It could be anything from a new massive fissure bursting out in the ocean floor and letting it all out there to the island pulling a Mount St. Helens and the resulting landslide obliterating the entire West Coast, a good portion of Straya and a good chunk of Southeast Asia.

is anyone keeping track of how many times Jow Forums had predicted the imminent collapse of civilization? still feeling pretty cozy here.

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I refuse to believe anyone here has anything beyond a 3rd grade education.

Yup it's really happening this time

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BUMP THAT GODDAMN SLUMP

Nothing ever happens. The stupid repeating numbers means nothing you ignore doubles when it doesn't suit your needs. There, I said it.

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>Kek
indeed

Roll

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Oroville Dam is going to collapse before this shit goes down

Over 100k casualties confirmed

3333 foot Mega Tsunami, nobody is safe.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Fzjy8IG0Doc
Super-comfy stream. I could listen to this and fall asleep.

>tfw the gods are so disgusted with california's degeneracy, they vote to scrub it clean

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you pack of retards.

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CONFIRMED

Run on sentence...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why must you keep spamming these threads? Have you been that deprived of attention as a child?

Kek vult

Yep. The second post had digits and confirmed nothing happening.

the blumpf slumpf will triumph

You won't. The tidal wave will be so huge that it sets off a 9.5 earthquake across California, which subsequently slides off into the ocean; and then the surface tension pulls the rest of American civilisation into the ocean with it.

The only bad thing about a tsunami hitting the commie coast is that it'll drive them into middle America.

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Year after year of sitting through happening threads and it never happens.

Fuck prediction threads, don't tell me when it's happening tell me when it's happened.

Cool seeing the big boulders being flung into the air like nothing

Pic related will happen in our life time.
Witness.

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SLUMPALUMPIN IN A MAGMAHUMPIN THREAD

Would that also mean a bigger explosion?

>WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THREADS ABOUT A POTENTIAL IMMINENT DISASTER THAT WILL MAKE THE '05 TSUNAMI LOOK LIKE SOMEONE SHIT IN A POND.

>memetics
>predictions
you lack a basic understanding of about everything

Can anyone sum up all those warcraft lore threads please and if anything is even remotely possible?

It means nothing is happening.

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l-lads?

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Not if they're dead.

rollin for quads

because why not?

it's 100x better than bbc and cuck spam

REPORT: unidentified demolition man near fissure

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Vancouver will be you sweater thread goodbye luf

fuckin CHECKED

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UN-HAPPENINGFAGS ARE RETARDED
>only 6 fissures its literally nothing you idiots
A FEW HOURS LATER
>only 19 fissures its literally nothing you idiots

double double checked!

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Checked

>Surface tension
>dragging a continent with multiple fault lines and THE ROCKY FUCKING MOUNTAINS into the ocean with Commiefornia

Everything west of the San Andreas would break off and slip into the sea. Everything in every other direction of the San Andreas would be untouched. It's like a partially healed bone being placed under repeat stress. It'll break again at the point of the recent fracture.

fuck u dude
as we are sliding into the water im grabbing on to u fucker

Just go to WoWpedia and read the lore in order

It also means you're a massive no-fun faggot

Humpin for a slumpin

They would die from a lack of avocado toast.

good eat more onions

rolling to save everyones life inshallah