Human Resources (HR)

Tbh they're actually useful when they're not full of worthless feminazis.

This,
BUT NEVER LET HR DO THE HIRING.

Useful for what? Bitching at me because I made a "thats what she said" joke with my buddy in the break room or lecturing me for making the 23 year old millenial faggot feel "uncomfortable" when I told him I didnt want a work around for our implementation project, I wanted the project done right.

To keep white people in their place. Is there anyone in HR that isn't a female minority?

It works, if the person is also responsible for accounting or has another position in the firm, otherwise as others stated, mostly worthless. Unless the firm has a high turnover rate for employees where the boss has no time to sort through dozens of applications. Even then you can just hire a leasing firm and they will send you workers within a few day(s). If there is more than one person in that particular dept. you can be sure it is just made up positions for some politicians friends/family members.

>be me
>roastie sexually harrased me at work
>tell her I'm married and have morals
>leave
>tell HR
>roastie is going to get fired
>equality achieved

To house fat nigger bitches at low level positions in corporate America and spread the cost of welfare to corporations. It's also a place to install useless but well indoctrinated white women

pretty sure it's a well known fact that it's where they quarantine the stupid diversity hires that aren't capable of actual work.

I am a regional market manager of a major international office electronics company that's been around the 60's. We have an HR department, of course. I do all the hiring and firing for my region. All HR does is make it harder to fire people by needing everything anally documented and some 3-strikes shit that has to have a minimum amount of time between them. Absolutely fucking useless and irritating as hell when I NEED to get someone the fuck out of one of my officers because they're dragging it down.

The only time HR has ever been useful is when some crazy nigger sheboon that spent all day on her phone tried to go after the company because she was past over for a promotion by someone that actually worked. HR stepped in and curbstomped her.

You're kidding?

There's a feminazi in the office and every time she speaks to me she fabricates an incident and runs to HR. HR is literally a feminist tool ala
Also
This didn't happen for me!

I had several witnesses to prove the feminazi bullied me and she still got her way, I was told the HR just "wanted to make everyone happy" which I promptly responded that making the feminazi happy means being complicit in bullying.

HR is literally just a leftism tool, they're equivalent to the Marxist ideologists the Chinese and soviet governments used to put in place within places of employment, except they're enforcing full blown ethno/gender/fascism where white men are the jews. At least Marxism was a purely economic thing when the soviets did it, this shit is literally fascism.

It's the politburo of the modern company.

payroll, time off, benefits, etc. you can go ask them about all that stuff. dunno where these workplace SJW wars come from unless you talk politics at work (not advised)

HR still allows me to fire with a legal basis of covering my own ass. Good HR and good Attorneys keep my business legally safe. Guess what, I hired all of my HR as well, and I hired ones that I knew would get the job done that I required of them.

I don't believe you.

Until the precedent that white men can't experience bigotry is removed, I'll never trust HR.

>I am a regional market manager of a major international office electronics company
sorry

To piss me off

(((Consultants))) re-branded a lot of shit in the 80's. It used be called 'Personnel'.

My company has been trying to get me to buy their gay pride t-shirts for the last few weeks. Never trust HR.

What kind of meme flag is this?

To give a women a job.

>tfw you were a HR major in college and don't use it at all
>barely attended class, drunk most of the time, fucking average thots
>this was before my redpilling
>still get entry level job after being a fuckup

i brought this upon myself so i really can't complain 25k debt left to go boys

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Kekistan 2.0, you don't have it in your flag menu?

For women.

The tax dodger flag.

On the house? Oh no, yeah you fucked up!

I looked at that service because they had locations but eventually decided against it. can you change the vps location at will?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on vacation.

student loans. still living at home tho and i only graduated last year

HR exists because they needed something to shoehorn all the liberal arts degrees into

I graduated this year with 2 year degree. Will have enough for a heavy down payment on home within the year because landed the job during school. Uni always sounded like a debt machine to me.

Because your boss doesn’t want to actually interact with your peasant ass.
He would rather text HR for anything important and let them handle inane office bullshit

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"okay"

What kind of anime country are you from?

It's an organ harvesting scheme

To stop men from advancing in their career. Despite acting in my position for 2.5 years, HR decided it would be a good idea to bring in an external recruitment firm for the same positions I’m already acting in. I still haven’t heard back from the external recruitment firm in relation to having an interview, but I will resign from the organisation I work for if I’m not successful for the role, HR are simply there to weed out ambitious young men from an organisation who happen to think for themselves.

Handling logistics involved with employees of the company. They actually server a purpose if your company is big enough that you need a dedicated person to do it. I know little about the fine details of HR, but if what they do is indeed easy, then that's where the diversity hires get dumped in.

If you worked for my company, you would understand. Based in Oklahoma btw.

to infiltrate corporations and ruin them from the inside with politically-driven hiring and firing

second post best post. it's literally the only dept to hide unqualified niggers and dumb whores to become "equal opportunity employer" compliment. just more liberal kike shit

michael?

to enforce feminist ideologies within businesses

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>Handling logistics involved with employees of the company. They actually server a purpose if your company is big enough that you need a dedicated person to do it. I know little about the fine details of HR, but if what they do is indeed easy, then that's where the diversity hires get dumped in.

This.

>t. HR fag for a big enough company that we have 1000 people in HR

Where else are college graduates suppose to work?

I work in manufacturing and our HR mostly just handles insurance shit.

To send you emails explaining exactly how much worse the company health plan is going to get.

Is it actually easy enough for Juan to do it?

fuck male hearts amirite? thanks hr and corporate, for [posting this bullshit and pictures of cupcakes all day, i know you earn your keep

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There is a degree for this? I just thought this is where all the humanities people go.

>Is it actually easy enough for Juan to do it?

Depends on what you are doing in HR. There are tons of different areas. Some easy, some hard.

>benefits, retirement, HRIS, payroll, talent acquisition, mergers and acquisitions, integration, compliance, on-boarding, transactions and so on

First idiots spend tens of thousands of dollars on useless degrees at powerpoint college, then corporations need AA hires

Every daycare needs a babysitter

Womyn, so womyn could feel special and larp making decisions. Big mistake.

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To collude with management to help turn the screws to employees. But management fucks over employees just fine on their own, you may say. Well my dear user, they're more rehearsed with the legal technicalities of hiring and firing peons.

thats almost literally what our "cad operators" look like. fucking useless shits took a course in powerpoint and think they know cad

>Why does this exist?
(1) Provide jobs for useless people.
(2) Makework for those jobs.
(3) To protect the company from employees.
(4) If IT/CS/tech then to post impossible job-postings so the company can bring over H1B aliens and, via this fraud, both displace middle-class Citizens and depress the average wages of tech jobs.

Honestly, HR is fucked-up.

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Not only bachelor degrees but masters as well. Fucking retarded. Also checked.

There's a flag I've NEVER seen.

so that workers dont revolt

To protect the company from the employee.

Ironically people who work in HR are the biggest wastes of human resource.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seychelles

Now I remember why I traded in my cushy office job for one that will put me in a early grave.

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My hr lady is useless but fucked up filing paperwork on a visa and got some kid sent back to Pakistan. Such is life working with women

>fuck male hearts amirite?
Apparently men don't have them.

Jesus Christ I wish they didn't. I was treated like shit by them and my managers until a bunch of my fellow tech support jockies jumped ship. Now since suddenly I'm one of the few competent ones left being 3 minutes late a couple times a month, taking sick days without an interrogation, and dipping on the job don't seem to be a big deal to them anymore. I need to grow some balls and ask for a raise before the new hires get up to speed though...

I must work with some really shitty HR because they try to hamstring me and the other managers any time we want to initiate corrective action, let alone fucking fire someone.

I met a guy who was getting a PhD in human resources

Recruiting comp and benefits administration. These things don’t magically happen

I can tell you have no idea what you are talking about and you are probably entry level at best

Yeah, they're legal technicians. Annoying now but in the long run they're preventing you from getting your ass sued. Currently they can cleverly keep you from paying your employees more.

>I can tell you have no idea what you are talking about and you are probably entry level at best

Oh? How so?