Asteroid might hit Earth tomorrow

>Meteor hits earth, split in 2...one part hits yellowstone, other part hits volcano in Hawaii sending rubble all the way to fuckyoushima...radiation spews into the atmosphere.

the sweet release of death.

OH KEK PLEASE END OUR SUFFERING

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If we go out, we need to go out in style.
I have a fine cigar, the perfect spot at the beach and a bottle of VSOP Cognac just waiting for such an occasion.

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do it faggot, i dare you

All I have is a fresh bottle of pic related.

Not the fanciest scotch but I like it.

I will have a few glasses from an Arizona desert peak if you have a few from a Brazilian beach or Amazon treetop.

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DO IT FAGGOT I FUCKING DARE YOU ASTERIOD BITCH NIGGER

DO IT

Well poop

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Rolling for Israel

Tell it to hit the volcano!!

I have an unlabelled flask half full of cheap bourbon in my truck that's been waiting for such an occasion.

The timeline shifts.

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i feel it

deal!
let us pray for Armageddon!

Does not matter the booze, only the happening

The power of Kek compels us

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Just remember the anons who died in the other timelines.

>"Yeah, yeah, this is probably another asteroid that flies by Jupiter then leav
>HALF THE DISTANCE OF THE MOON

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Gonna pour some booze on the floor for kek.

>203,453km at closest approach

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good! please land on the middle east and/or europe.

digits it hits the Hawaii volcano

Digits and it smacks right into Yellowstone

I say "pinball"

Breaks up, one part hits yellowstone, other parts hits Hawaii..then Hawaii causes Fuckushima to detonate

Size of Statue of Liberty. Will explode into smaller pieces upon impact with atmosphere. Pieces will burn up and slow down. Golf ball sized rocks sprinkle the ocean.

It’s literally nothing.

If significant we finally find the sweet release of death

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Smack dab into the jew cave

I literally just finished Lucifer's Hammer. I know how this ends.

Well boys, tomorrow's our day

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This asteroid isn't big enough for a sweet release. More like drawn out suffering.

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Good. I hope it hit us hard

reroll fuck all you guys

Oh shit, I can finally put my old telescope to use. Feels good.

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Direct strike on Mecca.

At least you know the end is near.

If an asteroid hit tomorrow and you had no idea. And you happen to be in the impact zone. Isnt that a good thing. One minute youre here the next youre gone forever in the blink of an eye.

It's Aliens for sure.
As it's passing by us there will be an announcement that the space rock has suddenly and unexplainably changed course and slowed down.
Lolwut.jpg
Then we fight aliens until humanity is victorious (but just barely) and we steal their technology then take over the galaxy.

Not kilauea but california

It very clearly said it will pass 200,000 KM between the Earth and Moon.

>were you exposed to lead as a child?

Oh man. could you imagine how pissed the muzzies would be if a giant fucking space rock wipes out the kiddy fucker prophet's tomb? they would BTFO

its not going to hit, but even the interaction with the earths electromagnetic field and the shockwave if its passing could trigger an earthquake.

It lands smack dab on the dome of the rock.

why not a hit right off the coast

I used the following estimations to get a rough estimate of what would occur in the event of a direct collision
>diameter of 100m, somewhere in the middle of current diameter estimates
>density of 3,000 kg/m^3, an average density of dense rock
>entry velocity of 13 km/s, slightly higher than the current speed due to gravitational pull from the earth
>hitting land
>standing directly underneath

the majority of the asteroid hits the ground broken up into pieces due to atmospheric entry. the pieces are slowed down significantly. it hits land with an energy of around 5 megatons. the crater formed would be just over 1 km wide, nearly 300 m deep.

this guy is right. assuming a direct hit, it'll potentially cause an earthquake that registers a 5 on the richter scale. everything within 1km of the impact area would feel the earthquake at it's strongest. this doesn't do much aside some freak loads of people out, move some furniture around, and maybe damage some homes that aren't built well.
but the earthquake would be the least of your worries. the air blast would decimate everything in the immediate area, destroying every building that's not steel-framed, throw cars around like they're made out of paper, and nearly everything that's hit by the blast would be rendered unusable.

if it hits a city, it'll level a few blocks and kill hundreds. it won't be catastrophic at all, except maybe for the people standing directly underneath it if it hits.

>racewar
its already been going on

maybe the astroid should hit your house to wake you up

I want an asteroid to come through my window and decimate me desu senpai

cant be woke if youre permanently asleep

>asteroid is called 2010 WC9
NASA needs to invent a better random asteroid name generator than that.

>Asteroid might hit Earth tomorrow.
impossible. Kilauea is going to explode the planet well before then.