Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289957/Kampfansage-der-CSU-Die-AfD-ist-ein-Feind-von-allem-fuer-das-Bayern-steht.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289851/Mehr-Transparenz-Unionspolitiker-wollen-gegen-anonyme-AfD-Unterstuetzer-vorgehen.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/alexander-wallasch-heute/die-enthemmte-stiftung-bertelsmann-attackiert-deutsche-innovationskraft/
tichyseinblick.de/tichys-einblick/fuenf-irrtuemer-im-asylrecht/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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blauenarzisse.de/das-linke-schiff-steuert-nach-rechts-fuenf-beispiele/
youtube.com/watch?v=C1yU092gwqI&feature=youtu.be&t=2s
youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
youtube.com/watch?v=y3oNfYCh5Vg
focus.de/politik/deutschland/gericht-urteilt-boehmermanns-schmaehgedicht-ueber-erdogan-bleibt-grossteils-verboten_id_8932990.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Gumorgn!

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> fun general devolves into tripfagging

You don't need tripcodes you cunts. Just take them off. You're not special

TDG and Sütti would both be recognized wothout names. Might as well tripfag.

No. It sets a bad example. Recognizing a regular by their writing style or the OC they post is completely fine. Thinking you need a super duper special name on an user website is just weak as fuck. What are you,afraid somebody is gonna pretend to be you? Who cares

Krauticans up early.

ai gude wie kameraden?
We should be thankful for people like özil and gündogan doing propaganda for erdo.
Stupid turks

>somebody is gonna pretend to be yo

Exactly that happened. Threw the whole thread into confusion. Tripfagging was not my idea, other anons recommended it. Not a final solution but for now it suffices.

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moinsen

pic: me before coffefe

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they just can´t help themself

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When you've reached the point where the morning coffee does not make you more awake but actually calms your otherwise homicidal tendencies ... you know you've gone too far.

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Morning

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i wish it would rain heavy in my city, washing all this yello pollen dust away, the rat shit, the dog shit, the pissstains from all the mostly libshit hedonists in their state of sumerful perma excitement who have nothing better to do then get drunk and put a sausage on the grill day after day, leaving all their garbage behind because they are so entitled that they take it as a naturalness that taxpayers and grünflächen cleaning will take care of their shit.

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i know what you mean

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Ah damn, the day started badly anyway. Arrived at wörk about an hour ago and noticed I put both mine and gf's door key into pocket ... dunno why, acted like a zombie. Now have to drive back home to give her the key. Annoying...

Make the bitch cum get it.

Both sets of keys are your keys. You can kick the cunt out anyday.

If there were no firefighters then all the nigs would burn in their Refugee Estates.

If I lived with DG I would hide my keyset so the fucker can't kick me out into the street with refugees. I'd also suck his cock to be extra sure.

that sucks, well tuesday is your personal monday it seems

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Berlin much? :-)

I live in that hellhole and I know exactly what you mean. It's going to take pressure washer tier rain to clean this dump.

The type of rain Berlin needs is a heavy shower of H-bombs.

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Took a day off yesterday ... this is my Monday today ;)

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worse, i live in a city big enough where all the libshits love to copy berlin lifestyle and still think this is the epitome of a edgy and good life and boy they do copy.

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mondays stick with you even when you thought you dogded the ball

Are you and your girlfriend fighting? Is the relationship rocky?

Anymore pics like that?

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if we keep that population growth, in 20 years german is one big megacity-state, so better act fast or...

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You ain't seen nothing, yet...

Just wait until public officials copy the corruption and crumbling infrastructure that brings. And lefties start setting stuff on fire.

> The type of rain Berlin needs is a heavy shower of H-bombs.

I'm still kinda fond of the pressure washer idea. Maybe use fire engines with napalm in their water thanks and go street to street. Sure, it will take longer that way but telling every single motherfucker in person what exactly they are burning for would be deeply satisfying.

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Always ... she's a Hausdrachen and I am an autistic asshole ... works perfectly ;)

first cars burned allready...muh gentrification, shop windows got wrecked Denn's and Rewe, they really aspire to the berlin vibe.
but we lack a statue for drug-dealers, but with time we will achieve this too.

I think I catch the drift of Hausdrachen...
Then why bother? Does she pay bills or something?

Guten morgen nachbar.
Here is something for you to slap your politics with.
They just signed yet another agreement stating they wont forcefully send invaders back.

Crap I'm out of cigarettes. I literally cannot play CoD without cigarettes.
They will.

>München ist bunt
>everyone is a white baby boomer

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>the fat mutt is also smoking
You really want to die before you reach 35

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The more "Refugees welcome" stickers you see the fewer actual refugees there are. Weird, that.

The other day I counted headscarves and "Refugees welcome" stickers on a walk through Prenzlauer Berg. Guess what number was still a nice round zero after half an hour.

i think the third person behind baldy in the middle could be under 50 but who knows exactly;)
we have to stop these lunatics

>Die Stiftung des ungarischstämmigen amerikanischen Milliardärs George Soros verlässt wegen der „repressiven“ Politik der Regierung Ungarn und verlegt ihren Sitz nach Berlin.

faz.net/aktuell/politik/ausland/repressive-politik-soros-stiftung-verlaesst-ungarn-15590600.html

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wasn't some libtard biotop in kreuzberg under risk of losing paradise status and they cried big juicy libtears because of the soon to be enrichment influx?
hybris

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Yes.
Fourth point in this article
blauenarzisse.de/das-linke-schiff-steuert-nach-rechts-fuenf-beispiele/

Current deal is I pay the rent, she mostly pays for food and other stuff you need at home, cleaning stuff, plants for the balcony (we're growing some vegetables). Would like to fully take over the financial stuff but currently not possible with what I earn ... after career change, new job most likely by beginning next year.

>künstler, handwerker, hippies, lebensküster,

i will keep an eye on the developement of this story that is some juicy stuff, 500 funghis can bring a lot of diversity and spicy vibrancy into that old and crusted structures.

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Okay.

Heh. The eternal leftie. It's always the same fucking pattern.

> Muh diversity, muh refugees welcome
> Have a nice, diverse barbecue in the park
> look_daddy_I_found_syringes.jpg
> "They are all drug dealing cunts and need to be deported ASAP!"

Saw that story play out a couple of times already. Never gets old. Kraft durch Schadenfreude!

How accepted is the AfD now in germany? Is it already treated by people as a legitimate party or people are still refusing to acknowledge it as a political force?

they try to make it out as if the afd is nothing but a brown muddy pond because they are afraid it can become a tsunami

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The Nazikeule is still strong, the CSU just recently labelled the AfD to be "brown dirt" and "the enemy of Bavaria" as part of the Bavarian state elections.
However, the Overton window has shifted hugely, and the establishment will have to deal with the fact that the AfD is now leader of the opposition.

>the enemy of Bavaria"
finally some schmiss is coming back into politics, wait a few years and we will delve even further into a martial tone.

So when are parties bringing back paramilitary wings?
Oh right, the Altparteien already have one, it's called Antifa.

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>Antifa
as annoying these pathetic garbage can kickers are, para yes but military?

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>implying these fags wouldn't properly arm themselves if they weren't too weak to pick up a rifle

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Yeah, I wouldn't dignify them with the term "military". But they are an organized rabble.

It's a bitter pill to swallow, but we do not have nearly the same amount of organization. For them it's a simple "we need 300 people in that place" and they'll be there. We on the other hand always work on a "hopefully enough of us show up" basis.

Now I'm not advocating building a similar violent organization. That would be bad optics right now. I am advocating building an organization with functioning communications structure, though. That can be turned into a violent organization easily enough once this war turns hot But if we continue to be unorganized we will be defeated in detail. Because then nobody will know to defend their neighbours if the man comes for them.

Further reading: Edward Luttwak, "Coup d'etat - A Practical Handbook". Among other things he stresses the importance of winning over or neutralizing civil organizations with their own communications infrastructure (or chain of command in military terms) . For these organizations can be instruments of power.

Good post
It seems organizing might become a thing in the future when being patriotic stops being taboo all over western europe
But there's still a long way to go until then

This whole 'Aktionismus' makes no sense, at least that is my theory. We instead have to wait and sit this through ... civil order will collapse further, control will slip further from the state's fingers which are only good for being stuck in our wallets. This is an opening for some orga izations which do actually make sense ... Bürgerwehren, Nachbarschaftswachen, etc. Do not have to be armed or anything, just show presence, spreading a sense of order. Give it time and people will desperately call for these organizations to also 'police' their neighborhoods ... and if the situation further escalates (which it will and which is desired) a transition into a more overarching organization and transformation into militias might be feasable. Biggest issue ... state will do everything possible to keep its monopoly of power so this has to be played smart. No stupid actions, no gung-ho 'cowboys', no stormfags or any other undisciplined rabble, maybe no NEETs as it makes for better optics if these volunteers do actually bear that responsibility in addition to their regular job. Quality standards... just worried citizens trying to support their communities.

>organized rabble.
good term

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Save images as .png (even though (((Jow Forums))) may for one reason or another still upload them as (((.jpg))), disgusting)
Name your files with tag-words separated by hyphens
Have a rough folder structure and have the name of the immediate folder the image is in also be a part of the name of all images contained.

An aside on casing and spacing
>You'll notice that throughout this article, we ask you to name folders and files completely in lowercase with no spaces.
>This is because:
Many computers, particularly web servers, are case-sensitive.
For example, if you put an image on your website at test-site/MyImage.jpg, and then in a different file you try to invoke the image as test-site/myimage.jpg, it may not work.
Browsers, web servers, and programming languages do not handle spaces consistently.
For example, if you use spaces in your filename, some systems may treat the filename as two filenames.
Some servers will replace the spaces in your filenames with "%20" (the character code for spaces in URIs), resulting in all your links being broken.
It's better to separate words with dashes, rather than underscores: my-file.html vs. my_file.html.

The short answer is that you should use a hyphen for your file names.
The Google search engine treats a hyphen as a word separator, but does not treat an underscore that way.
For these reasons, it is best to get into the habit of writing your folder and file names lowercase with no spaces and with words separated by dashes, at least until you know what you're doing.
That way you'll bump into fewer problems later down the road.

wich would make them to use that term further, an organized rabble with guns, but yeah i know what you mean still dangereuse.

> This whole 'Aktionismus' makes no sense, at least that is my theory.

I'm not advocating Aktionismus. That would only turn us into a target at this stage. I'm advocating being prepared.

>Biggest issue ... state will do everything possible to keep its monopoly of power so this has to be played smart.

Before that point the state will do everything possible to monopolize communications and that is what organizing on a nationwide level is for. It needn't be a politically active sort of organization at all. Can be a church for all I care. It's just important to have an alternative communications infrastructure for when the state eventually tightens its grip on communications. One that is likely to be on our side rather than the state's if and when that happens.

The South Africans are kind of doing that with their civil defense organization.

Get up -> Read news -> be depressed for the rest of the day while at work knowing that my taxes are used to destroy everything i love

Rolling
>1 neck
>2 NEET
>3 take the diversity pill
>4 innawoods
>5 convert to islam
>6 (((anti-depressants)))
>7 convert to judaism and move to israel
>8 become alcoholic
>9 neck
>0 stay strong and wait for new Führer

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>being prepared.
this is what i strive for i want to be prepared.

10) Don't be a faggot and find ways to bring this dissatisfaction and knowledge to others
It's like oyu're not even trying.

>I'm not advocating Aktionismus. That would only turn us into a target at this stage. I'm advocating being prepared.

On that note: get ham licenses and gear or at least CB radios, folks. Internet infrastructure and cell phones are easily disrupted. Radio is tougher to suppress. There may at some stage be jamming, but it would probably take a while for that to be ubiquitous (and never reach everywhere).

4.can be a natural cure against 6 and you don't have to settle down permanently innawoods.
make the woods your krafttier
rest is unacceptable
waiting is mostly not strong, its just waiting

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Blitzmensch strikes against Antifa!

youtube.com/watch?v=C1yU092gwqI&feature=youtu.be&t=2s

Spread the fucking redpills.
If you can make it to this stage, so can others.
You cannot give up now, cheer up:
youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA

>when you can't be sure whether or not this is a real quote

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saw one of your posted memes, DG. made a slight change.
hope you like it

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We could learn from those crazy Buren. I don't fear loss of communication that much, look at how the Russians disgraced themselves when trying to shut down Telegram (did they actually manage to do so by now?). Yes, for this we have tobe prepared.

>Jugend dient dem Führer

Ebin! Top Kekonnen!! Made my day :D

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ER WAR AN DER REIHE REEEEEEE ER WAR DRAN.

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>mfw SPD gets less than 10% next year in the European Parliament election

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excellent

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well, glad I did something funny for you too!
my lunch break is nearly over, so I'll be heading back out. just hoping rain doesn't come...
on the other hand rains is needed as hell for garden
catch 22 situations galore :D

Kek.

Have a nice day.

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watn würdeloses gerangel
translation antifa shitshow

> I don't fear loss of communication that much

That's because you are already surrounded by a merry band of people who shitpost in real life :-)

There are plenty of neets who do not have that luxury on here. Hence me continuing to drive that communications point home.

> look at how the Russians disgraced themselves when trying to shut down Telegram

Yeah, well...tough to do that without going full China on your Internet infrastructure. And they are not in a civil war situation either. In a civil war situation you wouldn't even try this kind of subtle approach. You'd just cut a few fiber optic cables or occupy their endpoints (in the latter case you can disconnect the public infrastructure and use the fibers for your own gear). Either way it's bye-bye Internet for J. Random Citizen.

> (did they actually manage to do so by now?)

That would be a resounding ("no"). Doesn't help that the Russian populace is a bunch Anarchists who will circumvent such measures seven ways from Sunday immediately. Getting between a Russian and his source of warez and porn is like getting between a dog and his food bowl.

I am wondering if I should keep my notes in the shape of a personal wiki that I create with html at first, then, as I learn with css and then with javascript.
Like that I'd have a practical way and reason to learn, what do you think?
Also, I could, at some point try to make a software that creates entries automatically and puts them into my sources/images/html/css/src folder-tree automatically.
It's certainly a way to progressively learn all that stuff, or is this idea stupid?

>Özil and Gündogan are in the Kader
Topkek, this will be the first time I'm rooting for Germany to lose in as pathetic a way as possible.
Any suggestions whom to support instead?

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Warning: Thread contains Anne Frank posting

No one, football is basically a more covert form of niggereggball that is a cheap way to merchanidise nationalism and a feeling of belonging.

Not even disagreeing, but that's only the case in the West.
Shame North Korea didn't qualify this year.

No Wagner, no Ulreich. At least Özil and Gündogan redpilled some Normies.

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Yeah, it is a shame.
Nork best Korea.

I just found something funny.
The only successful example of "integration and assimilation" I can say to ever have seen:
youtube.com/watch?v=y3oNfYCh5Vg

Is this an actual Geraboo?

Jodeljapse is best Japse, he's been a meme for well over a decade.

Sure, why not? In the spirit of infrastructure independence you should do that on a local machine and/or have an automated mechanism for local backups. Just in case.

Also, ask yourself whether you could live with your notes becoming public due to somebody compromising your wiki. Personally, I rent a VPS for all sorts of things (email, IRC, web server) but, I'd never trust this machine with anything important (if I put important stuff on there I keep a local backup) and/or secret (That sort of thing never goes on there. Period.).

>Getting between a Russian and his source of warez and porn

This! :D I love those crazy vodka niggers for that attitude, damn, only thing I can read in Cyrillic is 'Download'

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wer ist eigentlich die Fotze hier auf den fotos?

focus.de/politik/deutschland/gericht-urteilt-boehmermanns-schmaehgedicht-ueber-erdogan-bleibt-grossteils-verboten_id_8932990.html

Böhmermanns Schmähgedicht über Erdogan bleibt großteils verboten

Oh my God that madman dared to ask the question ... Godspeed, user, I'll be in my Alpenfestung till the ensuing storm blows over...

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lurk moar

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