When was the last time you had sex? Pic related

a year ago

saturday with my grillfren of 6 years

Do you mean me or my fursona?

Not since November I’m going on 6 months. Not that I care. Sex isn’t even something I Perdue anymore. Any guy could fuck fat girls

I don't have sex, I'm married.

Saturday morning

Last Thursday

Nearly 9 years ago.

I had sex twice today didn't even nut I had to wear a condom and it was shit

Like two hours ago, wanna sniff my dick?

No, she has to be fat and ugly

Never. I'm planning on just throwing in the towel and buying an escort soon even though I couldn't really care less about it.

Sex is boring and a load of hassle. You virgins should be happy that youre not getting any .

Yes and yes

If you go to Club Hong Kong just imagine a scene from Dusk Till Dawn but with more babes and actually hotter chicks, you can have sex with any of them at any time, or just grab their ass if you want if you can at least give them a dollar, it's almost unreal

Still feels lonely though overall

This. And any girl can wear a furry costume. And it doesn't even have to be a girl.

Some guys must be getting laid a whole lot since we're not though.

I dont want just the sex user, I want the emotional aspect of a healthy relationship

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I don’t even chase after girls Ive fucked like 49ish girls between Highschool and 24 I’m 25 now and tappered off I’d rather jack off then add more girls to the list. 100% wish I was still a virgin

Like 4 months ago at this point. I got into a relationship with a serious sex addict and after 3 years I can't get her in the mood no matter what. I'm 25, and this happened to my last relationship after the same amount of time (~1.5 years). I don't know how to break this cycle. I'm a 7-8/10 Brad and the girls I date can't stop themselves from deepthroating my 7"x6" fat cock when we first get together but nothing seems to work in terms of longevity. They all lose their sex drive after the initial thrills all wear off.
At this point I understand why men find continuous alternative partners, it's because women only have sex instincts for the purpose of procreation and once they've been with you long enough those instincts wear off.

In Sweden all we have is basically eastern Euro slavshit hookers. I never felt like spending so much money to get laid though, but I am a poorfag

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I'm 30 and have never had sex or dated the opposite sex. I don't really try at all, and the older I get the less I care.

fuck off Chads you're not welcome on this board

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About six months ago.
I don't care much for sex.
Way more interested in partnerships.

This morning

Like properly? 2 years ago.

Auhaughhguhguhguh im dying

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No you fuck off Skwissgar you're not even welcome in your own Swedish Caliphate

Please describe your version of “improper sex”

You're a freaking moron.
Sex doesn't cover up the lack of a deeper connection.
Next time date someone who actually complements your shortcomings.

Chad did nothing wrong.
We should all admire Chad.

m8 i mean like oral and if im eating ass or rubbing her or something like that, no penetration, no properly giving her the good pounding

last time i gave a girl a proper fucking was like 2 years ago, since then, I've had times where I ate ass or pussy or had my dick sucked or whatever of course, but that's just oral

>Skwissgar
what is that?

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Well America is the absolute worst in the world for hookers. They are all entitled narcissists that think they are doing you a huge favor, and it us un-romantic as hell, sneaking into a hotel, keep in mind its all illegal and fucking not fun at all. They don't do anything sexy at all, they expect you to just drive around with a boner and drive to their hotel and fuck them.

In Europe at least there is like those parlors where many girls will flirt with you and you can choose one that actually seems game.

Mexico is Cheap as fuck, but its a double edged sword - it can be a tad revolting how much of that economy just revolves around sex and the "night life." It's also dirty and there is a huge portion of the population walking around that literally shit in the street and others that look like cursed straight from god - like fat trolls and worse

I.e. You're incapable of going steady / regular.

Nothing nicer than a sweet mouthy kiss upon your manhood that lasts.
Brb gotta go get my girl.

Few months ago, ldr are hard, plus there's heaps of pussy I know I could get ah.

What the fuck are you talking about? I've been with a girl for 2 years, and I haven't penetrated her yet. That's what that means.

Why do you assume you know everything right away?

It's actually the opposite. The last time I was able to penetrate a girl it was like with this uber-whore before I decided to be with my current girlfriend.

about 3 hours ago
we're both fairly old and unattractive though if it makes you feel any better

Oh I forgot we also have the asian massage parlours where all the betas go to get handjobs

Hey, that was unnecessary. Some of us are trying to fap in here OK?

I've been there, that place was awesome if any snobs somehow get the chance to cross the border in San Diego you should do it. It costs $5 to get in and then there's literally 60-70+ strippers there. You can touch all you want, anywhere you want, I spent six hours there and only spent around $75. Didn't fuck any that's just nasty

never

yfw the sex is part of that but women don't understand it and start reeing at you for wanting only sex.

nope

More than 2 years I think.
Saged and reported

my last relationship ended for that reason and I can't go through life just jacking off

Never.

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This morning

30th of December 2017

Your Gay flag confirms you are lying.

Of course, I know your flag isn't the gay flag, but it's funny to pretend your country is gay.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

I have heard reference to it in the ancient texts.

It's just a meme dumb ass.

Is this sex where you hold hands with a girl?

About a month and a half ago. A chick I met at a volunteer program at a local animal shelter. I walk dogs on Sundays, she cuddles cats for welfare bucks. She has a boyfriend too. Asked if I wanted to smoke a joint with her, went down to the ravine by a park and said she wanted to fuck. It was freezing, but worth it.

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1 more month till i turn 30

i will become a wizard

Don't fuck this up user. You made it this far.

>reddit spacing
Dropped.

God Bless you, brave user

You are pure

Dec 2014

Why aren't you married yet, faggot?

An hour ago.