AUS/POL CORPSE EDITION

G`day cunts.

>>'We thought it was someone sleeping': Man found dead outside a Centrelink was slumped against the wall for hours - as bystanders didn't call triple-zero because they feared for their own safety
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5728975/Man-dead-outside-Centrelink-rural-Victoria-hours.html

>>'Terrifying security breach' as an intruder armed with two guns enters Border Force offices in Melbourne
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5726257/Intruder-armed-guns-enters-Border-Force-offices-Melbourne.html

African athletes who vanished from the Commonwealth Games turn up in Sydney seeking political asylum
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5727451/Up-19-missing-African-athletes-Sydney-seeking-advice.html

>>Police to carry out random ID checks at airports as Malcolm Turnbull cites 'dangerous times' ahead
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-15/airport-security/9761874

>>An Aussie Trump is not such a remote possibility
unv.is/theage.com.au/world/asia/an-aussie-trump-is-not-such-a-remote-possibility-20180514-p4zf6u.html

>>Government considers forcing regional migrants to stay rural
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/government-considers-forcing-regional-migrants-to-stay-rural

>>Lucy Gichuhi's political career facing abrupt end as Liberals fail to embrace newest member
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-15/lucy-gichuhis-political-career-facing-abrupt-end/9762808?section=politics

>>The problem with the 'good bloke' narrative
unv.is/baka.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/the-problem-with-the-good-bloke-narrative-20180514-p4zf6r.html

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abc.net.au/news/2018-05-14/margaret-river-murder-suicide-peter-miles-pain-behind-killings/9756918
twitter.com/Juanita_Phillip/status/995553636326375424
lifeline.org.au/about-lifeline/lifeline-information/statistics-on-suicide-in-australia
mindframe-media.info/for-media/reporting-suicide/facts-and-stats
ontheline.org.au/media-releases/latest-suicide-data-australian-bureau-statistics-abs/
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abc.net.au/news/2018-05-14/hillary-clinton-warns-of-chinese-influence-in-australia-politics/9754928
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how do we fight the chink menace lads

Hello

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florida is the closest you have to straya

>lucy-gichuhis

The fuck name is that. Fuck off.

Hello.

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The age of the Anglo is over, the time of the Chinaman has come.

We should join up with them. Build lots of commie blocks. Send boomers to the small towns in cattle trucks.

We could be Taiwan 2.0.

Nice try you hori

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mutt

g'day lads

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maori

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mexican

hmm, can someone remind me, Jerusalem is the capital of which nation?

How's it hanging Ausbros?

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will we ever get you back tones? g'day

america

Have to go to hospital to get a camera shoved up my arse soon.

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hot

Got a job interview for nightfill at woolies.

Pakeha

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Surely you can do better than that.

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>Jerusalem is the capital of america

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I had a good office job it's not worth getting up at 6am everyday going into the city then having to come home at 5:30 not getting home till 6:30 when it's already dark life is to depressing I want something easier and closer to home.

lintahlo

get out chang

how to de-chang aus
1. reduce immigration to a 1/4 of what it currently is.
2. bring back guns
3. mass import white south africans
4. laugh as chinese birthrate is 0.7
5. tax mutli-home owners, get asio to crack down on every possible chinese spy

Male Suicide Rates.
>Bloke loses son to suicide
>Other son dying of kidney disease
>Daughter has to move back home with 4 autismo kids
mpegmedia.abc.net.au/news/video/201805/NOLb_fatherspeaks_1305_1000k.mp4
>Money's tight with less work and more mouths to feed
>Black pill time
abc.net.au/news/2018-05-14/reality-of-miles-family-shooting-sinking-in-for-margaret-river/9758398
abc.net.au/news/2018-05-14/margaret-river-murder-suicide-peter-miles-pain-behind-killings/9756918

Media narrative is
>muh gun control
&
>murderer isn't a "good bloke" and he's being "excused" for his crime
twitter.com/Juanita_Phillip/status/995553636326375424
fb/clementineford/posts/1706599496083804

>inb4 I'm agreeing with gun control or conflating him murdering his family with being a top fella!
Despicable act and he should be condemned for it but... not 1 media source so far has acknowledged his act of suicide or recognised what drove him to it.

STATISTICS TIME!:
>Deaths by suicide in Australia occur among males at a rate three times greater than that for females.
lifeline.org.au/about-lifeline/lifeline-information/statistics-on-suicide-in-australia

>For males: The highest age-specific suicide rate in 2016 was observed in the 85+ age group (34.0 per 100,000) with 61 deaths.
>In 2016, 75.1% of people who died by suicide were male.
mindframe-media.info/for-media/reporting-suicide/facts-and-stats

>The death rate for suicide among men was 17.8 deaths per 100,000 people.
>Death by suicide was ranked 15th in the leading causes of death, but amongst men, it was ranked 10th.
ontheline.org.au/media-releases/latest-suicide-data-australian-bureau-statistics-abs/

Pic unrelated.

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I see your a man of culture.

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shit boys, these hot and spicy nuggets from kfc are pretty hectic

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You’re

I get up at 4:30, leave at 5:00 and get home roughly 3:45. You would have caught the train yes? So atleast you could read a book everyday instead of staring at the car infront of you in traffic.

also I wouldn't trade that for being yelled at by some bitch who thinks she is way more important than she is at Woolworths.

who here getting JUSTed?

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Good for you but your circumstances are different to mine I don't have the option of getting home in the afternoon and I already catch the train reading a book isn't going to suddenly make me less depressed the city is a shithole.

everyday man

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how many of those hours are you at work for? what do you do for a living?

What's for dinner lads?

right here

>4. laugh as chinese birthrate is 0.7
There are about 3 billion Chinese who might disagree with that.

>So atleast you could read a book everyday instead of staring at the car infront of you in traffic.
Have you ever caught peak hour public transport? Having the space to hold a book in front of you without being jostled constantly would be a rarity.

Transfer to a burb office? You'll need a car tho or be prepared to wait/walk, cause in most cities public transport to the burbs is fucking dismal.
It's like the same bunch of cunty town planners and civil engineers went around the country talking to local govt. about planning bus routes all at the same time...

Homemade pizza

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>The Australian Federal Police (AFP) is warning the public about a complex new international scam targeting the Chinese community in Australia.

>The scam involves victims ? largely international students ? being told they are allegedly implicated in crimes in China. The scammers then coerce the victims into a series of actions and make threats that their families in China will be harmed if they don?t cooperate.

>Simultaneously, the victims? families in China are told by the scammer their family members have been kidnapped and will only be released if a large sum of money is paid. In each case, the scammers communicate with the victims in Mandarin and falsely claim to be Chinese government officials.

>Reports of the scam in Australia have been shared by INTERPOL Canberra to local police across the country and will be shared with Chinese authorities.

>afp.gov.au/news-media/media-releases

dunno. might have some maggi 2 minute noodles

lol.

why did you buy that shit? mi goreng is better and cheaper

>mi goreng is better
No.

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Did you cunts see this?
unv.is/news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/hillary-clintons-730-interview-revealed-she-still-doesnt-get-it/news-story/779523ce12597e6cac0bd544a32d5937
When did our media grow a pair?

it is though, pleb.

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I need job but I realised maybe too late that a highschool education isn't enough anymore
how can I get a foot into anything that isn't retail?

This country is dead.

It's really not. Maggi 2 minute CHICKEN noodles are unbeatable in the noodle selection

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It hasn't grown a pair, nor will it.

Maybe it's an in-road to assuring China that Australia will continue to suckle it's tiny little penis. Thumbing it to Hillary might infer her cautions about nuzzling up to China are likewise dismissed.

Regardless, the dollar dictates policy. Not advice, rationality or national security and sovereignty.

Who knows.

Hamburgers. Homemade.

Its because its Hillary

>Hillary Clinton warns of Chinese influence on Australian politics
abc.net.au/news/2018-05-14/hillary-clinton-warns-of-chinese-influence-in-australia-politics/9754928

serious question, are you 15? they have no flavour.

As an Adelaide born Australian of Anglo-Celtic descent, I welcome the Chinese Colonization of Australia. I don't know how anyone can in any way be proud of the British Empire or its racist byproduct; Australia. Us Anglos have committed numerous atrocities and have killed millions in the past 200 years alone, Dresden, South Africa, India, Hong Kong, they are a stain on history of our nation. We deserve to be replaced, the genocide of the Angloid race can not come soon enough, instead of trying to stop the destruction it is only ethical to instead accelerate its destruction. Please vote 1 Labor or Greens so that we may pay for our sins.

>no flavour
user...they literally come with a packet of flavouring it makes it like a stock.

>muh one packet of basically salt
child pls.

>implying that mi goreng is much better

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go to uni for 3 years.

>implying its not
Um... Sweetie? get some tastebuds.

Dont bother, deport the browns. Hat ni that kicked a cop sidnt get jail time. We should brimg nack whippong for these animals

>A man who was found dead outside a Centrelink branch had been slumped on the pavement for hours as residents walked past him without calling police.

We really are China now.

Is it possible to move to WA and get some of that sweet rare earth mining money without a degree? I have no life or friends so I'd be happy to sacrifice a year or two for big money.

how easy it is to get in the wrong hole?

I think you missed the boat by about 5 years

this.
back in the day it would of been "hey mate are you alright?" not anymore

Umm honey, everyone knows that maggi is short for magic and mi goreng is code for dog

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in out back towns passed out abos are a regular feature

anyone got a job through gumtree?
the other providers all want years of experience but then gumtree seems like a good catfishing platform

Nationalist Changs would support reducing immigration. We lack voting power.

Get Asio to crack down on anyone that wants to bring back mass immigration. Actually create a whole new department of cunts for the sole purpose of hassling faggots.

dont think so, too many cunts applying for the same shit and most of them have a tonne of experience in the mining industry

maggi noodles are for children..
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>abos
user, we were talking about humans... no one cares if a little fauna and flora dies.

Literally go into any RC drilling company and you will get a job. They hore anyone.
Not diamond drilling tho. Those cunts are fucked. I did this 2 years ago and i walked into 85k a year in kalgoorile

mi goreng is for gooks that can't cook. maggi is for patricians
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Abo youths are robbing chinks en masse in Perth CBD after dark.
Dumb cunts just walk right through packs of Noongars without a care in the world.

This article really got me good today with terms like 'true history' and 'rightful names'. Just plain bullshit.

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I bet you like to put tomato sauce on things for "flavour"

Anybody else really fucking hate saying coon words? Wherever possible I use "My suburb, and nod" as a placeholder to letting that filth come out of my noble white mouth.

How are we meant to reconcile traditional aboriginal values like sniffing petrol, being unemployed, and raping toddlers, with white values like having a job and contributing to society?

Every attempted genocide seems to reinforce the price of not comppeting the job

>tomato sauce
Yuck. Bbq sauce is the logical sauce, and thats only for sausages in bread.

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unemployed for 2 years here.
watched cobra kai and now im all pumped up and want to grab life by the throat and strike first, hard and have no mercy.

but not tonight, im having maccas

Gotta fucking do it right the first time, you're not wrong. Although even up until the 60's we were doing the right thing and trying to breed them out. It was the jews who pushed the anti-eugenic shit. It's always the jews.

shout out to asio btw

youtube.com/watch?v=N88idsfn5pU

>its another episode of everyone fucks up at work but you get the blame for it

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>it's an episode of getting bullied for being new to the job

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*shits on your pleb noodles*
heh, nothin' personnel, kid.

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Honestly though just try to compartmentalize work at work. Soon as you get home none of those normies matter, just clothes off, shower the filth away and dress like you're about to take Asuka to dinner. Maybe smoke a pipe in your back yard while reading some George Lincoln Rockwell.

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baka shinji you missed your chance

Not showering/freshening up was always what I struggled with, because you wouldn't feel any break in the monotony you were feeling at work. Music on, shower, make sure you eat properly and your evenings improve over 9000

> Every attempted genocide seems to reinforce the price of not completing the job

Sad but undeniably true.

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>Indomie
>produced and owned by Indonesia
enjoy indos wiping their ass then preparing your food. At least mine comes from Switzerland

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that sounds autistic

>3
>three
>fucking 3 minutes for trash

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what the fuck
thats because it is user

Where do you think you are, nigger?

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abolish 18c

people like you two are the reason people hate anime
kill yourselves asap

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Been cooking a stew since 4 this arvo. She's just simmering down to a nice thick gravy now.
Gonna be delicious

nonhuwhite detected

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Any /uni fags/ here?
Latrobe reporting in.

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people hate anime because 99% of it is shit

mine are 2, but I can cook them in just over 1

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