AUS/POL CORPSE EDITION

G`day cunts.

>>'We thought it was someone sleeping': Man found dead outside a Centrelink was slumped against the wall for hours - as bystanders didn't call triple-zero because they feared for their own safety
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5728975/Man-dead-outside-Centrelink-rural-Victoria-hours.html

>>'Terrifying security breach' as an intruder armed with two guns enters Border Force offices in Melbourne
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5726257/Intruder-armed-guns-enters-Border-Force-offices-Melbourne.html

(Dead) African athletes who vanished from the Commonwealth Games turn up in Sydney seeking political asylum
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5727451/Up-19-missing-African-athletes-Sydney-seeking-advice.html

>>Police to carry out random ID checks at airports as Malcolm Turnbull cites 'dangerous times' ahead
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-15/airport-security/9761874

>>An Aussie Trump is not such a remote possibility
unv.is/theage.com.au/world/asia/an-aussie-trump-is-not-such-a-remote-possibility-20180514-p4zf6u.html

>>Government considers forcing regional migrants to stay rural
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/government-considers-forcing-regional-migrants-to-stay-rural

>>Lucy Gichuhi's political career facing abrupt end as Liberals fail to embrace newest member
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-15/lucy-gichuhis-political-career-facing-abrupt-end/9762808?section=politics

>>The problem with the 'good bloke' narrative
unv.is/baka.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/the-problem-with-the-good-bloke-narrative-20180514-p4zf6r.html

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First.

Nuke melbourne

faggot

>We thought it was someone sleeping': Man found dead outside a Centrelink was slumped against the wall for hours - as bystanders didn't call triple-zero because they feared for their own safety

its sad what this country has come to.
even trying to help someone can lead to a vicious assault and potentially your death.

Who the fuck is going to be 'Aussie Trump'? Lmao.

I guess Tones could. Nah they will go with Turnbull again.

WHERE IS LATROBE user FROM PREVIOUS THREAD?
ADD on kik, hitlerdindunuffin9/11
We have a group chat with 2 other latrobe students on that who I also met from Jow Forums.

>African athletes who vanished from the Commonwealth Games turn up in Sydney seeking political asylum
send them to Naru!

if anyone really went against the grain in australian politics, and started to gather some steam, they would be framed for murder or drug importation, or killed in a 'car accident'.

best let sleeping abos lie

It would never come to that. The media would never give them any attention, normies only every vote Liberal or Labor. Trump was probably a psy op.

I hate this shit so much, just send them back to their shitholes.

they have until midnight tonight before swat comes after them

I like Bernardi a lot more than Abbott. He seems to take his faith and job more seriously.

Hi dude, I'll consider it. Maybe change the name?

He'll be lucky if he doesn't lose his own seat. I bet he's seriously regretting leaving the Liberals.

Fuck the Liberals. Shackling men who want genuine change to milquetoast conservative parties has been a problem for too long. The Liberals won't conserve anything, they aren't looking out for us, they're just shit.

Deportation or detention according to the article, still annoying to read. The eternal Negro will stop at nothing to get into white countries, it's all so tiresome.

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Hitler turned Germany's Labor into NSDAP, unfortunately going through the major parties is the only way in a country such as ours

First off, not a Hitler fan, hear that ASIO I'm a Christian, second, his party wasn't dominant. They pretty much set up the entry-level infrastructure and then he built it.

The voter is to blame imo. Heaps of cunts want to reduce immigration etc. But they won't vote for it.

People are saying they should be allowed to stay withing Australia.

Why do they do this aus/pol/ ? These people literally broke the law, and yet people are trying to make excuses so that these people can overstay their visas

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In the telepraph today it mention some body of government will be looking into their appeal

It's okay, user. Hitler was a great man. Hit me up on Discord @niggerholocaust88 and we can talk about him in a more comfortable setting

Change the name of What? The kik? It's not public. It's just my username. I'll add you to the group once I make sure we can trust you.

Yeah sure, me neither.

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Added

just need a username

I can't tell what's satire anymore

>joining the honeypot

My username is hitlerdindunuffin9/11

I'm taking a fat dump lads
It reeks like Satan's anus thanks to the cheap pork I ate

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Fuck wrong username. It's this.

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i mean one for me

if its illegal to be a fan of hitler then i don't want to live any more.

Oh just do a fake name.

I'll have to look into that. I went to join the liberal party youth. they've got a cocktail party in parliament at the end of the month but im bringing my own homebrew to enjoy the night.
Say a free speech rally infront of the state library that courted about 25 people. cringeworthy as all fuck but a good way to pass the time...

I got invited to it but didn't go since none of my other mates from uni were going. I think I'm in the same club

This is the parliament thing.

Why do you faggots insist on coming to this post-thief's threads?
He's an American Jew.
Stop filling his shill account.

it would have been Big Kev if he wasnt dead already. or more likely, dick smith. anons should read what he says about australia, they might be very very interested in what he has to say

Yeah... not expecting much but meeting matthew guy would be bemusing. cant stand Daniel Andrews but the opposition leader is a literally who.

Matthew Lesh? Hes a literal faggot.

Dick Smith is a fucking legend

man I'm trying but I can't seem to work kik, can't find you

what a King

There's no "/" I fucked up at the start my bad.
It's just hitlerdindunuffin911

cactus info in prev thread for that user

send it

reading now. ta

no. guy metthews. the victorian liberal party leader.

who is matthew lesh?

Cuttings are easy to cultivate
Pretty much just cut 30cm off the host at a slight angle and stick it in a pot

What did he do now?

Can be just a few inches really

Based Dick.

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i grow cactus already but never SP. i might buy a length and see how it goes. you in melbs nigga?

Nah, I'm over in Perth

>>Police to carry out random ID checks at airports as Malcolm Turnbull cites 'dangerous times' ahead
>Signalling a false flag?

>>Lucy Gichuhi's political career facing abrupt end as Liberals fail to embrace newest member
>WTF I love the Liberals now
Who'd have thought that a political party would not embrace someone who speaks unintelligible English and who's only political achievement has been securing over $300 million of scholarships for African shitholes?

Any noble, dignified, honourable Australians have left long ago or are so jaded they're comfortable with watching the rest of you thong wearing derros burn under the incoming reign of glorious China.

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Someone from here will free us. Not me, I'm too fat.

Its Bernardi's religion that turns people off. Australia isn't majority christian, and with that retard blabbing about Skydaddy on his facebook page he comes off as a religo nut.
>Dick smith
I really like Dick Smith, but he hasn't got anywhere near a high enough profile. Us anons should be shilling for him on local radio like 2GB and other community radios.
Sadly these 2 are the most likely things to happen though

>I like Bernardi a lot more than Abbott. He seems to take his faith and job more seriously.
He seems like a good Aussie but his party is a total joke. Outside of us autist cunts and the boomers who post in political Facebook groups who has even heard of them? I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even get enough votes to get in again. The boomers love what he says about immigration and SJWs but they are more concerned about housing price and pension payments rising so they can upgrade to the 2018 model Landcruiser to tow the van and if Dutton comes out and blows some hot air about African Gangz (without doing anything) the boomers will be happy with the Libs.

Why does the cunt never appear on the ABC, Ch10, 9 or 7 and instead only comes out to his Sky News safe space? Why does he not hold rallies? How does he expect to build a party if he doesn't have the energy and drive to put himself out there?

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>Dick Smith is a fucking legend
He came out about a year ago talking about the idea of the need for a sustainable population and the danger of unchecked immigration and gave some money to Sustainable Australia Party but seems to have flatlined since then as has the SAP.

>why does a successful politician continue to do things which guarantee his success?
It's a mystery, for sure.

saw a group of 20 - 30 niggers (maoris, whites and sudos) wearing all red clothes, and red bandanas last week, walking in the northern suburbs of melbourne.
felt like i was in america or something.

How do I acquire guns in this shithole nanny state?

Asking for a friend

Would you be able to defend yourself with a firearm, or defend your home, or your family with a firearm?

Then you're not in America.

You're in the rest of the world.

He does appear to have good intentions, but my fucking god someone needs to take his Facebook page off him, as he just spouts bible verses (no joke, look it up). Like, he's trying to build a "secular party" but he's spouting about religion? I feel like I have been sucked into those fucking bible bashing doorknockers because I have liked his facebook page.

>>why does a successful politician continue to do things which guarantee his success?
It's a mystery, for sure.

You misunderstand. Bernardi hasn't done anything successful for his own party yet. He hasn't won any elections, his party performed worse at the state election than previous years. The true test will come next year. Like this user said, Bernardi has a low profile and should be appearing on Channel 9 or Channel 7 to get a higher profile.

Are these cunts unironically more based than us (pic related)?
>banned gooks from buying houses
>their indigenous actually work
>good gun laws
>comfy European landscapes and weather in South Island
>good snow & skiing
>fiords
>further away from the yellow peril
>actually built an economy without having the luck of trillions of coal and iron ore

Shame they talk like retards


>Trump was probably a psy op.
He was unquestionably based, he even tweeted about the need to execute the people involved in pedo rings and the links between vaccines and autism. Sadly he's been cvcked by the ZOG

>no wall
>no repeal of Obamacare
>Hillary not locked up
>no deportations
>bigger deficit
>bigger debt
>Yuropoor countries still aren't funding their own defence
>CIA is still funding terrorism around the world (see this week in Indonesia)
>No peace and cooperation with (slav) white Russia
>Iran agreement ripped up
>Moved the embassy

Now he has been a good goy for Israel hopefully his party will do well in the mid terms and be able to achieve at least some of the promises. If not the Americans are going to get permanently justed and nobody will save us from becoming a Chinese colony within our lifetimes.

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His party literally aims to draw in the religious fringe conservatives with minimal knowledge of anything outside of almighty jesus and commodores.

He's doing pretty well.

Not to mention he's apart of the liberals. So, whatever you may think, he's on the winning side by virtue of that metric alone. Not to mention a lot of the power of the liberal party comes from it's backroom dealings strewn about the political landscape in conjunction with private industry.

>His party literally aims to draw in the religious fringe conservatives with minimal knowledge of anything outside of almighty jesus and commodores.
No, he clearly states that his party is aimed to be a 'secular' party which acknowledges Australias christian-judeo heritage.
>he's apart of the liberals
No, he's not.

Yeah thanks to Trump's kowtowing he's been given the green light to win the midterms, or at least keep his majority. Hopefully he can pass some of his agenda beyond BASED TAX CUTS. Kill some pedos or erect a fence or send Hillary to jail, something fun.

>No, he clearly states that his party is aimed to be a 'secular' party which acknowledges Australias christian-judeo heritage.

Well it's extremely charming to meet someone who actually believes what politicians say whilst still being intelligent enough to use a computer.

The tripcode indicates you're a little bit retarded, though, so, I already assessed that facet of your little mind.

>why does a successful politician continue to do things which guarantee his success?

He got in because he was #2 on the Liberal ticket. Nick Xenophon's party in SA got 250,000 votes, a similar amount to Labor and Liberals. In comparison the bible thumping Family First got under 40,000.

Based on the recent state election in SA, his party did even worse than Family First in the past SA state election. The guy will probably lose his seat if he doesn't start working.

this is sad.

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>tripcode
No choice. I get accused of being American, and I actually like my privacy and try to protect it.

what car should i buy cunts?
i can probably scrape together 12 grand or so.

I don't think Xenophon will recontest his seat just because he is poor now that he is out of politics. But he will have a tough time beating out the Liberals I think/labor.

>apart
I don't know if Australian teachers need the rope or if you guys simply never read as children. There are so many adult Aussies (I assume you're an expat) who can't even manage basic English. At least you correctly used "he's apart of" and not "his apart of" as many retards do.
>apart of =/= a part of
>his instead of his
>here/hear
>there/their/they’re
>advice/advise
>affect/effect
>it's/its

Not to mention modern corruptions including the superfluous use of unironic and the peppering of 'like' in spoken conversation.

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VE Commodore

$400 Ford Laser
Or 30

>i can probably scrape together 12 grand or so.

>Small car: 2014 or newer Yaris, Mazda 2 or Fiesta
>Medium car: 2013 or newer Corolla, Mazda 3, i30 or Focus (watch out for transmission problems with the auto Focus)
>'SUV': 2010 era Rav 4 or diesel CX-7
>Ute: 2008-2012 ST-R Navara

To get a SUV or ute in this price range (even of the listed years) you'll probably have to accept higher Kms, thus if you want reliable and comfy motoring get one of the small or medium cars listed. If you go for older vehicles stay away from Hyundai and Kia, now they are good but before ~2012 they were pleb tier.

Get a shitbox for a few thousand like me. Still going strong after a year.

Cooked this up just now....

Thinking of printing it out and taping it to bus stops in Perth

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sneed

Us youngfags already blame boomers for the job market, housing market and environment damage (with reason).
>Very few see unlimited migration as a boomer plan but you could word it better
What we really need to do is make other youngfags realise that all the trans, intersex, 10 genders and privilege are all boomer concepts from the 60s, make them seem uncool.

no one takes that shit seriously, most people I talk to still think being a poof is wrong just that we shouldn't out right bully them for it

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awww shiet. talk me out of it.

you can't find parts for it

what if i get a written off HSV or FPV and swap a modern V8 into it?

I dunno, wouldn't that cost even more. just get a popular ford or holden second hand and you will be able to get cheap parts