HAPPENING WATCH

>Commiefornia

fire

Oooooook there boy, take your medicine.

The Sharia Bobbies will be there shortly

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>take your medicine
you jealous of my information technology prowess?

>Funerals replace protests on Palestinian 'catastrophe' day
nbcnews.com/news/world/funerals-replace-gaza-protests-palestinians-mark-nakba-n874211

>Trump-voting crab town left shell-shocked by his visa changes
nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-s-visa-changes-are-clawing-famous-crab-town-they-n874041

>Prince Harry has changed, and so has his relationship with the media
nbcnews.com/news/world/prince-harry-s-evolving-times-testy-relationship-press-n873781

>Leagues want lawmakers to protect sports' integrity after gambling ruling
nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/states-race-launch-sports-betting-calls-grow-congress-protect-games-n874051

>Reality check: Why #MeToo will not stop men from hiring women
nbcnews.com/think/opinion/reality-check-why-metoo-will-not-stop-men-hiring-women-ncna873411

>Prosecutors drop sex-related charge against Missouri governor
nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/missouri-governor-eric-greitens-no-longer-facing-sex-related-charge-n874221

>White House backs Kushner, blames Hamas for Gaza deaths
nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-backs-kushner-blames-hamas-palestinian-deaths-n874036

>Melania Trump undergoes procedure for kidney condition
nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/melania-trump-hospitalized-after-undergoing-procedure-benign-kidney-condition-n874046

>Can Democrats solidify Asian-American support?
nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/nearly-40-percent-asian-americans-voters-don-t-favor-party-n862806

>Gap destroys T-shirts with incorrect map of China
nbcnews.com/news/world/gap-says-apologizes-destroys-t-shirts-incorrect-map-china-n874226

>Senator Bill Cassidy: Build the Wall — and Make the Cartels Pay for It
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/fcS-JErqvZA/

>DHS Shuts Big Loophole to Deter Illegal-Immigrant Students, Workers
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/GnNbsL9Vk04/

>Rubio: ‘This Confrontation with China Is by Far the Most Important Thing Facing This Country on a Global Scale’
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/f-r64lTq7fc/

>Charge Against Gov. Eric Greitens Dropped After Defense Allowed to Put Prosecutor on Stand
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/I9e7GAlYZ6w/

>Jerusalem Embassy Opening: A Ray of Light
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/UKBVmi9g4CU/

>Report: Israel Threatens to Eliminate Hamas Terror Leaders if Gaza Riots Continue
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/6Tn21a8Vpnk/

>Carlson on Possibility Dems Won’t Take Control of Congress: ‘Public Has Recognized That the Russian Investigation Is Not What They Said It Was’
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/xqMKR38wv_8/

>Physicist: Climate Scientists Are Giving Science a Bad Name
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/3sF32YpmoMg/

>Man Found Dead in Car Riddled with Bullets in French No-Go Zone
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/fgIDQyGEb30/

>Sweden: Organised Criminals Recruiting ‘Child’ Migrants for ‘Youth Army’
feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/knAkKCy_eDo/

i'm just kidding burger
do you have preferred source of breaking news?

>Border Patrol failed to count hundreds of migrant deaths on US soil
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/iG8oR0iAiJ8/index.html

>There's 1 very simple reason why this is the leakiest White House ever
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/JrpeZNTkSOU/index.html

>The rights of disabled Americans are under attack
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/FiVggHEdtUI/index.html

>This subscription meal kit makes it easier to commit to a diet
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/UapkkLH7C74/index.html

>When it comes to depicting disability, Hollywood keeps 'cripping up'
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/atYzr30csYo/index.html

>In leaky West Wing, not even a phone ban can stop embarrassing disclosures
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/KyGE4MrnH7c/index.html

>The legend of Sergeant Reckless, America's greatest war horse
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/3BjBCbhNJcM/index.html

>Election Day in Idaho, Nebraska, Oregon and Pennsylvania: What to watch
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/-Qim4zdfIBc/index.html

>Families tied to Indonesian bombings studied religious texts together
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/JHRBBfygsfQ/index.html

>Gap apologizes for China T-shirt that didn't include Taiwan
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_latest/~3/5ajljygBqro/index.html

The 2004 tsunami killed a lot of people because poor asian countries were too dumb to have a tsunami alert system. It will be very different this time if it happens.

assuming the warning comes in time
i expect you're right

>Global protests grow after Israeli killing of Palestinian demonstrators
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/palestinians-to-bury-58-people-killed-in-us-embassy-protests

>Liberal Hungarian university warns Viktor Orbán could force it abroad
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/central-european-university-ready-to-move-out-of-hungary

>EU tells Iran it will try to protect firms from US sanctions
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/eu-tells-iran-it-will-try-to-protect-firms-from-us-sanctions

>Chinese double amputee conquers Everest on fifth attempt
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/chinese-double-amputee-conquers-everest-on-fifth-attempt

>Meghan Markle's father will not attend the royal wedding – report
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/14/meghan-markles-father-will-not-attend-royal-wedding-report

>Families behind Indonesia bombings belonged to same religious study group
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/families-behind-indonesia-bombings-belonged-to-same-religious-study-group-suicide-attacks-east-java

>Iraq's shock election result may be turning point for Iran
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/iraq-shock-election-result-may-be-turning-point-for-iran

>Mexico’s education reforms flounder as more spent on PR than teacher training
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/mexico-education-reform-controversy-presidential-election

>Melania Trump undergoes kidney surgery
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/14/melania-trump-kidney-surgery

>Airline pilot 'sucked halfway out' when cockpit windshield broke
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/airline-pilot-sucked-halfway-out-when-cockpit-windshield-broke

At this point my mind automatically converts "It's happening" into "It's not only not happening now, it will never happen and there was never a chance it would happen."

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but we keep watching a and waiting

Happenings can’t be anticipated. We’ll all stare at Israel and Hawaii waiting for something to happen, and then BOOM a shithole like Bolivia makes hats illegal.

It has been fun lads. We are going full rapture now. God bless you all.

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As long as Silicon Valley, Google HQ etc are all submerged I am happy.

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boring

Only if it takes the people the people too. These are Californians. Of the food doesn't get them they'll move to other states and shit them up. They won't work to fix anything themselves and expect the government to do everything.

FUCK YES!!!

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turkish and british prime minister meeting at downing street to discuss israel

>israel

kek

>illegal.

Have you been outside lately, or at least had some sleep?

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have slept and sunbathed since last night
done some laundry
written some code
checked on the twitter
done this thread
done another
i think i'll have a brew and start the cycle again

You're my new favourite poster. Thanks for taking the time to do this, Nigel!

>taking the time
lol
these aren't compiled by hand

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what the fuck is this thread
sage