Israeli architecture

Why do we suck so much at this

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The only thing you can construct efficiently are walls (because you kiss the western circumcised cock-wall so often) and lies.

There's nice houses in herzliya
look like small LA

You used to be pretty good at designing beautiful architecture. Some of our finest architects from the golden age of Hungary were turbo-patriotic Hungarian Jews. I'm sure you can do it again.

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Almost looks like one of those abstract renditions of the cartoon Jew merchant

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Looks like a video game glitch

There's also this

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And that is how 95% of Israeli buildings look like

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There are some rare exceptions

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and this

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Israel needs some "highly skilled" immigrant to build houses.

leftover pieces from the homes they bulldozed. a penny saved....

Art is an expression of the soul.
In the case of Jews, both are rotten.

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Why do you care about walls australia you live inside ocean
They still suck
Nah I can't see that happen. If it cost too much no one will pay
exactly
It is a glitch
If you can do better than what we have we might let you come
You could be right unsurprisingly
Our soul express itself in different ways

You invented and praised modern art as the highest form of art. Of course your buildings look like shit.

Now how can we fix it

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you steal everyone elses ideas, designs and art and have no originality. Culture thieves.

We destroy every culture

I like jewish literature and culture. And I like Israel. Just wanted to let you know.

you better like us, goy.

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I like Schnitzel

bah that's so tasteless, burn it down. russian jews i bet

You Jewed yourself.

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That's quite something coming from a German. Your architecture isn't that great either

Because kikes are nomads.

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Interesting point actually

Architecture is a form of art. To create art, one requires a soul.

on the rare occasion the jews build anything, they do it for profit, not aesthetics.
>but why build it new when you can buy it all and drive up the rent for everybody?

we buy souls, good enough ?

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>german architecture isn't great
we're getting to the cause of the problem, that you don't have taste.

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Lmao, I lived a house to the left .. I think it was a Dutch architecture

Nice.

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I've never thought about that. Makes sense actually, duck.

Because you tried to abandon the past. Jerusalem is often beautiful. Tel Aviv rarely is.

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>German Architecture
>"not great"

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Because stealing money is usually not useful for learning how to build. Explains why the instructions for how to build the temple were so explicit in the Bible and yet you fucked it up anyhow

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>I think it was a Dutch architecture
emporis.com/buildings/194110/the-spiral-house-ramat-gan-israel
>Zvi Hecker

It's ment to deflect incoming missiles.

What are you, fucking orcs?

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What the hell Jew, you can't honestly say you would not like visiting this place in its full glory

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>oppressed for literally thousands of years
>only had a country for a few decades

it takes time my based bro but dont worry, america has your back!

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Is dat Caracas?

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Was that building actually built?

Not anymore.

A genetical predisposition for uniqueness, same reason why the jewish century was the century of identity politics.

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reminds me of socrealism

We actually have a old Restaurant here that some fuckers want to tear down, build by an hungarian jew.

Can I call the ADL on them?

You have to convince them it would be antisemitic

This is how Israel looks like
We don't need your back anymore, we can take care of ourselves

You have to remember that early Israel was Fascists versus Communists

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Not thanks to you >:(

Unfortunately not. Germany had to suspend construction when the the allies declared war on them. But if it had been completed it would have been the greatest wonder every completed and the plans were ready so it still counts as an architectual achievement. The dome was so massive and high that they expected clouds to form at the top, which was the main issue with the design

They are ethnic germans, isnt that enough?

Looks like the City Of David....

So how is it German architecture? concept doesn't count

Good then... I was done helping you kikes go deal with your own wars while we watch your people getting glassed and shitkins getting shot.

Drawings were complete. Architects make drawings, do they not?

I kind of like it, and think if they used different blocks of colour instead of white it might work

>israel has been around longer than palestine
why don't they have their own dog breed, pic looks like german shepherd.

forgot the pic

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I can show you great concept buildings never built from Israeli architects

Israelis are cat people.

You killed the jews that were more successful than you by selling your own skin to gestapo.

Yeah, right. How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death and destruction...

canaan dog,

>genetics are degenerating because of so many stray mutts.

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Kikes were the original test tube babies
Malformed chromosomes
Genetic garbage
Stole aryan history

Israel really doesn't do animal control. Cats are fucking everywhere.

that sucks I hate cats

>muh aryan history

Christ, that's ugly.
Imaginative, probably looked good on paper, but it's ugly at scale.
This is why you make models and mock-ups.

>probably looked good on paper
And then someone accidentally puked and shit all over it

Because you're all retarded?

You guys are alright at building single-story mud-brick houses. Building isn't your strength, but that's ok.

>retarded
when it comes to visual art, yep

Mah bad dog

The Romans constructed that wall they kiss thousands of years ago. Jews don't build shit that lasts.

Shoot

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Holly shit, somebody kill the designer before he makes more such abominations.

Who can say, maybe there was a change in the materials list halfway? Also it just 'feels' like there were abutting buildings very close to it at one point and the building is the result of that.

But other than that, it's unique I guess.

Gas yourself?

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Agreed.

Return the stolen land to the Palestine’s.

And ask Christ forgiveness for all your sins.

you have chaotic designs
like your lord of chaos SATAN himself

Seems quintessentially Jewish to me. Take something cohesive and functional, twist it until it's broken, then con somebody into buying it.

The infusion of Khazar (Eastern European) blood into the Jewish People has created a very weird thought process. The verbal I.Q. score is about 115 average and this leads them to dominate all critical institutions of any society in which they reside. Banking, Money Creation, Education, News, Entertainment. Khazar's end up controlling the lives and thoughts of any people they live among.

Then comes the weird part. The Khazar (dark kinky hair, banana nose, short and stocky, just about the ugliest humans on the planet next to Abo's,) has a singular obsession with beautiful people but is too ugly to reliably tempt them to breed with him. Being at the top of society everywhere in the world but being too ugly to tempt pretty women to bed with you takes a toll on a man's sanity. He ends up creating ugly, pointless and nonsense art and architecture to take his mind of the sick cosmic joke that is his very existence.

I thought it was hideous at first glance too, but the concept of an open house with collonades harkens back to ancient Greek Temples and could be very aesthetic.

And for the kike: Jews need to turn away from money and envy and find their cultural soul. You all have lost your way since the uber-kikes started fucking up the world.

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In part because you have been a people without a land for so many centuries. And in part because of your rules prohibiting the making of images and objects portraying God. That mindset permeates all of your existence, from the way Jews dress, to the foods they enjoy, the music they play, and of course, architecture.

The designer and builders knew they were going to get Jewed out of payment so they said fuck it.

Yeah, this is due only because their high IQ’s nothing about being a Jew and propping only your kind.


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Looks like a house from Aladdin.

It is something I have wondered about for a long time
Almost all Jewish artists, weather architects, painters sculptors, gave a very similar style
That is even if they are separated by centuries, are completely independent, and have taken no inspiration
It's a very recognizable style, most defining features being lack of harmony, deformed shapes and features, weird geometry, asymmetry
The examples are countless, as it goes for the majority of Jewish artists
Wherever you see a particularly ugly building, with nonsensical asymmetry, the architect is always a Jew
I have been playing that game for some time and it is surprisingly systematic
A building that looks like the love child of Picasso and non eucledian geometrics? A jew built it
Always
So I have to ask all the jewish anons on this thread, I'd your imagination just fucked up? When you close your eyes do you just see a complete geometrical mess?
When trying to craft art do you have trouble making the proportions look right? Does a lack of symmetry not bother you?
Genuinely curious in this

Pic related is in Paris it's a good example of what I mean

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> German architecture isn't that great.

Think before you speak. Maybe you meant modern German architecture.

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Please tell me this is a Holocaust memorial because anyone who willingly lives in it deserves to fucking die.

Yes, helping your own people out while making other people such as whites, think that helping their own people out is evil, takes a lot of brain power. It is devious but you have to have a load of brainpower to be that devious.

What a world of difference.
Makes me want to look at it for hours.
Makes me want to stop looking at it.

> Massive concrete structure
> on the soft soil of Berlin

Mein Führer, Ich…

Another problem would have been condensation from people breathing.

POO xD