>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
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Cooper Ortiz
This genuinely made me laugh
Nolan Smith
wtf did i just read
Nicholas Martin
wtf lol
Adrian Gutierrez
Preach!
Joshua Russell
7/10 Navy, needs a carrier.
Kayden Ward
Haven't seen this in a while
Please take Cali first, vikang warrior
Jaxson Bailey
Where's the aircraft carriers?
Henry Howard
THIS
Gavin Jackson
...
Camden Collins
OMG IVE NEVER SEEN THIS PASTA BEFORE AHAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNNNEEEEEE OMG BUAHAHAHAHAH OMG FUNNNNEEEEE LOL XD
Justin Powell
Let's go.
Parker Ross
Be afraid
Justin Young
Bending over for the superior Norwegian cock right now
Grayson Gomez
I know this is retarded pasta, but why in the world would Norway be itching for a war with the United States? What could have possibly happened? Norway isn’t even a blip on the radar to the US.
Jacob Sanchez
this again! i love this pasta
Levi Bennett
Bad germanics. No looting and pillaging.
Nathan Garcia
quiet mohammed
Austin Howard
Brody Baker
Oh you're back! He made this thread every day around 7 a.m central time about 7 months ago. I missed this.
Luis Rogers
thanks for the laugh op. does anyone have the meme picture of the proposed invasion of america by literally every country on earth? that shit was hilarious
Joshua Hill
WARNING: OP is a faggot. His faggotry is contagious. Stop responding, and report to the sage tanks for decontamination! I REPEAT: Stop responding immediately, and report to the sage tanks for decontamination!
Elijah Ross
btw, how is the Export variant of the F-35 for you guys? I always heard they performed well.
David Ward
i like it
Nolan Bennett
They are great
They are targeting american bases as we speak
Colton James
Daniel Baker
>Look mom I posted it again
Matthew King
god you're a faggot.
Samuel Bailey
>not a single Snekkja longship
Asher Stewart
It's a drone USA can control it from a satelite
Liam Smith
GET EM NORWAY
KILL EVERY MUTT, WOMAN AND CHILD
Angel Jones
You too
Zachary Allen
50.000 plus died in Vietnam. Mexicans married their girlfriends
Jack Johnson
>"FS Eger"
>mfw
Jaxon Brown
50,000 vs a million crispy fried ricebois
Ayden Ortiz
this thing could get taken out by somali pirates, why are there no guns on this thing
Leo Gutierrez
Make sure to bring viking qts with you.
Bentley Roberts
A half a dozen marine boats are crossing the atlantic as we speak.
Landon Barnes
It's an intelligence ship apparently so I assume this design is Norsk stealth technology.
Chase Rogers
YOU CALL THEM OFF
Carter Smith
It doesn't stray but 1/2 a nautical mile from the sunny sandy shores of the fiords
Evan Torres
>nordic stealth technology
Anthony Kelly
>Implying Mexicans were an issue in 1973
Grayson Phillips
Someone pee in your cornflakes son?
Brandon Baker
Anthony Rodriguez
>huuurrr duurrrr it has no guns it's useless!
i bet that fucking thing can give very useful information to its other ships that the enemies might not be able to get. informations wins wars/battles especially when it comes to naval warfare.
Liam Hughes
This is what we send when we don't want to fuck a nation completely but just give them the tip.
Benjamin Jackson
Wyatt Diaz
Americans and other anglos
You have 2 hours to surrender or face total annihilation
Owen Ward
Pic related. Also, a warship named after Thor Heyerdahl, that's messed up.
Oliver Walker
>Ula
>tfw virgin diesel-powered sub the size of a tugboat
In all seriousness though, Sweden doesn't even have a nuclear submarine either. I thought you two were big on Navy investments? Reduces dependence on NATO and such
John Jenkins
Do it faggot, you won't.
Tyler Young
yeah but it has no defence, not even an mg to prevent boarding, any nigger with a motorboat and a gun could make it useless
Chase Turner
"In recent years, several submarines of the Ula class have been deployed in the Mediterranean Sea in support of the NATO Operation Active Endeavour, where their intelligence-gathering ability surpassed expectations. Their operational availability proved to be highest of all ships taking part in the operation." Even your american wikipedia propaganda admits Ula is the greatest NATO ship in the world. Get fucked Americunt.
Matthew Kelly
yeah but the people in charge are more worried about making sure sandniggers and muslim poos get gibs instead of putting any effort into national defence
Noah Flores
Yes we are. We hold the tapping stations for a majority of Russian satellites and comms, including a total sonar 'n some stuff coverage of the sea from UK to most of the north sea passage. Not to mention the HAARP or secret rocket shield bases. There's many reasons why the US needs Norway.
William Morris
I don't even know how to address this.
Jordan Howard
>Active Endeavour
>our subs are the best at tracking third world cargo ships
>mfw
Alexander Cooper
Basically we are Americas radar to covering Russia. Should have thought of that earlier.
Wyatt Hall
Norway couldn't even handle one Swede
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Ethan Ward
Finnmark is finnish clay anyways
Hudson Ramirez
1 (one) 40mm(?) peashooter. lol nice toy boat
Dylan Baker
Fuck off. Just because the name Finnmark means finnish clay doesn't make it so.
Easton Foster
Poor Finland deserve access to the Arctic and to all their rightful clays.
They would make a happier ally I think, especially against Russia.
Cooper Morgan
We could give them a port no problem. The constitution makes any separation or loss of land illegal.
They could make a deal for a port with some customs solution.
Luke Jenkins
You already know who's the one that decides what's illegal
Jayden Brown
This is my favorite pasta, fear the Norwegian overlords!
Brandon Sullivan
No more brother wars. Seriously. I'd hate to see you totally annihilated, and that's exactly what would happen.
Grayson Walker
HAH! TRY ME KIDDO! WE WILL DESTROY YOU! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. WE HAVE ENOUGH THORIUM TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE EARTH!
Easton Campbell
Please liberate me and force yourself to me I wanna carry your bastard child.
Samuel Russell
does this mean we aren't best frens no more?
Chase Jones
Where are the oars?
Austin Miller
You have a trillion dollars in the bank Yet they tax you out of existence .
Michael Green
>a lot of those ships are old wooden frigates maintained for historic purposes
>OPs pic makes it seem like they're armed battleships
James Mitchell
>US Military 1.3 Million Active
>800k Reserve
>US Civilians 100-125 million gun owners with over 500 million firearms
>Norwegian military active 21k
>Reserve 45k
Lmao, imagine being this retarded!
Dominic Ross
Haha WTF this is gonna become a pasta I'm sure lol
Xavier Williams
Weak b8 is weak
Jose Thomas
How fucking new are you? Announcing to us that you laughed ? At this ancient copy pasta? Back to plebbit you go.
Isaiah Cox
I've missed this, too much jewish shilling past few years.
Noah Perez
Calm down newfag, not everyone you dislike is from reddit
Xavier Wood
I'm loving this thread
Daniel Hughes
Lol fucking Norway?? You're all a bunch of total pussies. One lone gunman would kill half your country.
Ryder Murphy
is it going to be ok?
Aaron Jackson
God I wish a norwegian stallion would wreck my poon. I don't even want a visa, just a hard pounding