KILAUEA HAPPENING GENERAL - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EDITION

FISSURE 21:

twitter.com/BreakingNNow/status/996429660199235584?s=19

hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38087728/civil-defense-confirms-new-fissure-in-lanipuna-gardens-subdivision


ALL SIGNS ARE INDICATING THIS MIGHT HAPPEN SOON AS THE FISSURES ARE OPENING UP AND THE SUMMIT IS SHOWING SIGNS OF COLLAPSE!

CALIFORNIA WILL BE HIT ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE WEST COAST!

THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST TOO
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html


THIS IS BAD YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

POTENTIAL SURPISE ATTACK TSUNAMI ON EAST COAST HORY SHIT

>NWS is warning of a meteotsunami along Sussex County coastline. The National Tsunami Warning Center is monitoring the situation

twitter.com/NEWeatherWx/status/996581806064402432

BUMP THE SLUMP:
>youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA

Fissure Map:
hawaiicountygis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=3428cd9282ff431c865eb32761793078

Earthquake Maps:
tool.siakbary.my.id/p/earthquake.html
earthquaketrack.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement
youtube.com/watch?v=IvApf_kmOMQ
youtube.com/watch?v=2l-LLFesZXI
youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
hawaiicountygis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=3428cd9282ff431c865eb32761793078
sys.Jow
youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197
cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-kilauea-volcano-eruption-lava-blue-flames-red-warning-ashfall-usgs-today-2018-05-15/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Go to sleep. Yawn

>tfw watching it while eating pizza in a comfy sleeping bag

BUMP THE SLUMP LOW ENERGY FAGGOT

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STREAMS:

livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement

youtube.com/watch?v=IvApf_kmOMQ

youtube.com/watch?v=2l-LLFesZXI

youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg

the house will be taken by the lava soon

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Fissure 18 live stream!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=IvApf_kmOMQ

Eh, feel free to give her a better color scheme. Cant decide myself.

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My wife is screaming at me to get off the computer and go to bed ffs. I can't leave until you do though so GO TO SLEEP FAGGOT

>the OP image
well chosen

Scrambled eggs all over my face

Volcanos don't wear hoodies

Who else on chuncc watch?

[doom paul intensifies)

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>SIGNS ARE INDICATING
>MIGHT
>SOON

oooh so sorry about your happening thread

>tfw will be nice and cozy and dry here in Colorado

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heading in

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Yay he's back

Guy in fissure 18 stream is saying fissure 17 is spewing lava!! DOOOM!!!

Successful ones don't, that's for sure.

PROOF SHIT IS GOING DOWN
>Lava in the caldera evacuated overnight.

Why is that important?
>Prelude to the eruption – a draining lava lake and a swarm of earthquakes

>A lava lake drained out of Halema‘uma‘u in February 1924, followed by a severe earthquake swarm in lower Puna, 50 km down the east rift zone. The seismic activity began building in early April, reaching its peak on April 23 with ground cracking, faulting, coastal subsidence, and hundreds of felt earthquakes. These events indicated the transfer of magma from the summit to lower Puna, either the same magma that left Halemaumau or stored magma that was pushed ahead by that which drained away.

>The explosions were powered mainly by steam, generated as groundwater came in contact with hot rocks. At Kīlauea, volcanologists think this happens when lava drains from the conduit—probably a few meters wide— connecting the lava lake and a deeper magma body. Below the water table, a conduit filled with magma keeps water out, but, once the conduit empties, groundwater can flow into the still-hot conduit, where it quickly flashes to steam.

>No matter whether Kīlauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano.

>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

CONCERNING THE QUAKES
>Totally depends WHERE they are occurring, not just size. The fact so many have started to occur in the CALDERA itself is extremely alarming bc, there is no fault in the caldera...where quakes typically occur. So a 3 or 5.0 in the caldera means A LOT of shit is moving around. Just like the last time it went off...

8+ quakes in the caldera TODAY

code red in effect.

fpbp

There are not 21 fissures yet, you stupid nigger

You're going to some nice cliff diving spots after this.

If quads, eruption opens the gates of hell. Weirder shit has happened right?

chekd and KEKd

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Fully agree. Def fpbp

shit's on fire yo

This. I'm tired myself.

Yes there are. 21st opened up a little bit ago.

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sensual eruption kills snoop dogg

OH SHIT huge explosion on streams

Then go to sleep fags

Topless volcanos are best volcanos.

Inner earth “people,” duh

>tfw uhhhh

GOGOGO

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OH SHIT HES GOT A BOMB

Don’t know what to do with tossed calderas and scrambled isles

Nobody mentioning the geothermal plant? Even the wikipedia article for them mentions they are known to cause earthquakes and subsidence and shit... What happens if Lava decides to mess with the wells at the grithermal plant? Some of the fissures are obly a fes hundred feet from the plant.

The conspiracy redpill out here in hawaii is spme foreign agent funded the geothermal plant decadea ago to cause the slump collapse to fuck america.

Pine tree-chan is still kicking, thankfully

hell yeah

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Whipped cuck posting

Have them again?

Truly the Atlas of pines.

>spme foreign agent funded the geothermal plant decadea ago to cause the slump collapse to fuck america.
Soros did it

nothing will happen you stupid faggots, this doesnt have shit on prior eruptions

>Frasier for SNES
Excellent fucking taste.

Me and some other guys in the last thread decided conclusively and definitively that in the aftermath of this happening, what's left of Hawaii will be referred to as

the Polynesian Empire of Penis Enspection

Someone say treeking?

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you live on this island near the fissures, do you
A. film it
2. get the fuck gone

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1h


Breaking: Red Alert issued for Hawaii's #Kilauea volcano. Major eruption now possible.

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Breaking: Red Alert issued for Hawaii's #Kilauea volcano. Major eruption now possible.


Red Alert issued about an hour ago, this is getting closer!

FISSURE 24-CHAN HASTEN YOUR COMING
GIVE CALIFORNIA A GOOD STRONG BUMMING

Is that storm chaser guy actually at the scene or is he viewing a livestream as well? If he’s actually there...goodnight sweet prince.

Fine, lets just stick with the last guy's idea.

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It already happened, and we are already dead.

digits and you film

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did Carlos Danger vaporize Brandon yet

Sauce?

That's not what your digits said, you jewnigger
Digits were bestowed upon Pele's Empire of Potential Explosions.

I think he’s actually there. Yeah, he’s fucked. Anybody know if he takes crypto donations? I wanna donate before he dies.

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Dont know how to edit off her top so ill leave that to the drawfags. Should probably make her hair have streaks of red like lava pouring out her volcano black hair.

Soros built the plant to cause a land slide to take out calli which ended up the majority of his fan base. The entire left is a fucking wile e coyote catoon

This is bullshit!!!

this is it

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Kilauea is going to have the biggest orgasm of its isle life.

TFW I'm along the coast.

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how often on average do new fissures open up? one a day?

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Aliens built Hawaii as a weapon to destroy California like the did Lemuria.

lol how do you plan to go out? hot magma death or drowning in the ocean?

Happening soon

Fissure map:

hawaiicountygis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=3428cd9282ff431c865eb32761793078

God that game was brutal. I could get passed the tossed salads but the scrambled eggs got me every time.

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it's heating up boys

man, this is fucking true
and the fact he bought up all those voting machine companies gave a lot of people legal grounds to get the state to pull them
Soros is their Abu Hajar

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>forgetting about treeking
kill me

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Califag here. About 100 miles inland. Am I safe? Will I have waterfront property?

HERES A DETAILED LIST OF KILAUEA TSUNAMI!

>youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197

VIDEO SHOWING HOW THE TSUNAMI WILL HAPPEN

>Earthquakes=Eruption
>Eruption=Earthquakes
>Earthquakes=Floor moves
>Floor moves= Island slides away
>Island slides away= Mega tsunami
>Mega Tsunami=Pacific West Coast along with all the other countries surrounding Hawaii coastlines will have a Mega Tsunami disaster >That the massive shift in land mass on the west coast could trigger mega earthquakes around yellowstone and the Cascadia Subduction Zone causing it to explode

>Tsunamis carry sand and dirt and rocks which make the mass even greater than just the density and mass of water hitting the west coast

>If this happens anyone on the west coast of the united states close to the water needs to be ready to leave you'll most likely have 5 hours to leave if you can because of the mass panic so prepare now

>If it triggers yellowstone you better pray

>Yellowstone is just as active as the Kilauea Volcano this is a very bad sign because Kilauea is already showing major red flags of exploding and Kilauea might just trigger yellowstone if this 3m (100ft tsunami hits the west coast of the united states)

>You've Been Warned

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Though I don't mind comfy games, I was more of Sim-RPG guy.

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Island niggers all wish they had light brown/red hair. So yeah. Pele would have that.

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You'll have about 4-6 hours to get to high ground

1000 feet + and about 20 kilometers inland should make you safe

Look at that! A screenshot of a tweet from a random twitter account referencing a report that isn't linked!

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wave triggers cascadia which triggers san andreas which sets off yellowstone
while sending another tsunami back toward asia

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did the user doing the custom pepe deliver?

Drawfag here. Like the hair idea. Not gonna bother drawing anymore though but anyone else here can have at her if u like the base design. Might i suggest making her shorts a hula skirt and her top a petal necklace?

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you're saying it's legit?

no
yes

ZzZz, its red for aviation only. volcano is still just a warning.

this is scientifically impossible

Digits say its legit

Might as well just draw on that actually. Just change her hair to volcanic black and the lava red highlights.

you're scientifically impossible

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kill yourself
>cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-kilauea-volcano-eruption-lava-blue-flames-red-warning-ashfall-usgs-today-2018-05-15/

Lol. It's actually legit. They're reporting locally that it's miles high.

NO HE DID NOT

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Just popping in the let you guys know that kek told me it’s happening

Fuck it. BUMP THE SLUMP, THIS WILL TRIGGER RAHOWA