Hello all americans! I will be flying to the USA in the following days with a tourist visa (Overstaying ofc..) to give your country the much needed cultural enrichment it is said you people need!
Any tips or advice for when i arrive? Im heading to Chicago and am very excited :D
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May 16, 2018 - 05:22
>heading to Chiraq Enjoy your horribly high prices and niggers. Museums are legit but thats about it.
May 16, 2018 - 05:27
Englewood is beautiful. Dont goto the Northside. thats where the murders happen. Stay South of Roosevelt
May 16, 2018 - 05:30
>Im heading to Chicago Good luck with that.
May 16, 2018 - 05:31
45% Italian (mostly north i guess), 30% German, 25% Spanish
Do i look white? If you think spaniards and italians are white then def yes
May 16, 2018 - 05:32
What do you mean? My visa has already come through
May 16, 2018 - 05:33
who cares, look at his stubby thumbs, he has the Megan Fox genetic disease.
Dwarf Thumb kiddies coming to America from Argentina
May 16, 2018 - 05:35
My tip is to stay in Chicago and be with your own kind.
May 16, 2018 - 05:36
Stay home if you're going to be a prick about it.
May 16, 2018 - 05:37
Pretty sure he meant good luck in chicago
May 16, 2018 - 05:37
I got normal thumbs...you got the stub, bro.
brachydactyly type D is an inherited condition in which "the end bones of the thumbs are shortened but all the fingers are normal
You are a genetic defect
May 16, 2018 - 05:38
call it in folks.
They can meet him on the tarmac down to the seat number and send him back to that shit den they call Argentina.
If he gets in he'll promote socialism that ruined his nation.
May 16, 2018 - 05:39
Blocks your path
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May 16, 2018 - 05:40
>Argentina You are the one who's going to be culturally enriched. Go to the South Side, lots of enrichment going on down there.
May 16, 2018 - 05:42
You're whiter than 85% of the US, enjoy your stay
May 16, 2018 - 05:43
Clubbed Thumb Argie actually included his ticket number (bottom)
You can cancel the ticket
Not only does he have a genetic defect in his thumbs he also has trisomia.
May 16, 2018 - 05:44
You're not white, but you'll bring our average up I guess so that's good or whatever.
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May 16, 2018 - 05:45
He means you gonna get shot by some of the blackest niggers you've ever seen.
May 16, 2018 - 05:47
>Willingly entering a conflict zone
May 16, 2018 - 05:47
Chicago gives away drivers lisences without seeing if you're actually a citizen or not. I know a couple of South Africans who went to Chicago and walked out with a free ride to never being heckled over citizenship.
May 16, 2018 - 05:49
don't listen to other racist anons like this guy: Chicago is a great place and has many gun clubs operating at night as a part of the local american gun culture. That is why you will hear gunfire from time to time during the evenings and night. There are lots of very attractive white ladies and young women for you there and I'm sure they will all be very wooed by your foreign charm.
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May 16, 2018 - 05:49
I'm pretty sure nobody would be stupid enough to claim that they are illegally immigrating while holding up an actual ticket they will be using.
That leaves this as a forgery for trolling, or somebody trying to prevent their friend/brother/boyfriend from getting on a plane.
May 16, 2018 - 05:49
Lol good luck getting through customs posting your ticket and stating you plan to overstay. t. concerned citizen
May 16, 2018 - 05:50
>Any tips or advice for when i arrive? If you intend on committing violent crimes come to California. The California government LOVES violent felons.
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May 16, 2018 - 05:53
If you need a cop call 911 and ask for Robert. He's the most experienced cop on the force and will do you right.
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May 16, 2018 - 05:58
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May 16, 2018 - 06:02
If you see anything wrong in this picture you're a flaming white-supremacist kkk cracker racist.
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May 16, 2018 - 06:14
Of course he wouldn't. That is actually a picture of our Argentinean OP friend during his last holiday to Sweden.
May 16, 2018 - 06:34
Screen capped ICE informed, have a nice day.
May 16, 2018 - 06:35
Stay in the 100s honestly
May 16, 2018 - 06:54
Nice boarding pass info. I'm sure some folks would love to meet you at O'Hare for a greeting party.
May 16, 2018 - 06:57