If this study is true...

>because everything said is op creed
Fuck off and kys.
And btw , hobbies are hobbies, and as far as I can see it (regardless to anime) coding is way supreme than going to the gym and lifting like a mongoloid .. did the study also shows that 85% of so called ‘chads’ are brain dead ?

women care about three things: Looks, Money, Status. LMS.
Women want an aesthetically pleasing guy because it's sexually arousing and they can show him off to her friends and family. They want a guy with status for the same reason (showing off to her friends and family).
Women want a guy with money because they are lazy cunts who don't want to work.

Women also want a large penis. This falls under Looks I suppose.

If you have M but you don't have L, you're basically a glorified john. You're paying for sex. There's no point.

t. sits in front of his computer 14+ hours a day

>im n-n-not and incel im waiting for marriage

>muh coding

stop having autism and start having friends

I think eating well, lifting 3x a week and bathing 4 or 5 times a week is enough for most people to become at least a chad-lite.

Coding isn't superior to anything, it's COPE

You really are a special kind of cunt.

Don't eat pork because pigs don't have sweat glands? What kind of reason is that? JIDF suspicions are rising...

You know using a tablet or phone for browsing is worse than a computer for posture and comfort, right? You work for the hand-held jew industry or something?

Be extroverted! Have no social anxiety! Wow, if only all the NEETs had thought of that before! It's as easy as just *not having it*, and suddenly being extrovert! Brilliant. You don't really understand how these things work, do you?

And only play FPS games? Why is that? Are they suddenly less nerdy than any other game? How about no gaming at all? I know plenty of people who don't play vidya, and neither do I. FPS games don't suddenly raise you to another level of cool. They are still games that isolate you from real people, apart from the 12 year olds who will be telling you how many times they fucked your mum every time they shoot you. And at 1 hour a week, there is no chance of you not being raped every time you play.

Reading regularly is fine, but how about setting goals for that? Don't read Twilight, read some classics. Read some philosophy. Read something around an area you are interested in, like science or medicine. Educate yourself with it, don't just 'read'. What about joining a club or society, apart from the fabled 'martial arts' which will immediately make you as hard as Bruce Lee? And as for lifting daily, you have never visited Jow Forums have you?

2/10, made me reply.

Too true.

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>you said me sitting in front of my computer 16 hours a day eating bagel bites and fapping to lolli porn is bad! not having any physical activity or interacting with people IRL is REDPILLED. Y-y-you s-s-shill!

Cope harder

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>don't play video games that aren't first person online shooters

Online FPS are the brainlets of video games. If you're gonna play video games, at least go for something complex that trains cognitive abilities.

Inb4 "muh reaction time"
If you're doing martial arts, it improves your reflexes better than any game ever could.

>working hard and being fit makes you a chad now
Look at Jow Forums and it's full of ripped beta males and tiny angry manlets who bodybuild to compensate.

>don't play anything that is not an FPS
seconded. used to be a huge soi/gamer dweller faggot, got my shit together a few years ago, but still play one or two videogames seriously at a time. CSGO is hands down the best online game i have played, and I have gone through MMO's, MOBA's and many others, and CS just kicks all of their asses. you literally have to be an alpha chad to win at it, and practice the shit out of the basic skills, unlike virgin MMORPG's where you just keep grinding and eventually goigle a build for your character.

Why no onions?

>why are the majority of Jow Forums users socially crippled spineless autistic beta male NEETs

implying

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This

It is an indicator of your value.

Wtf how can you actually not bathe once a day?
Its so fucking easy, even if you work in an office you still sweat throughout the day

Try not being a disgusting fat fuck

Checked
OP gtfo

I have a BMI of 21.6
I work in land based industry so obviously I sweat every day
Idk how it may be in America, but a lot of office workers in London travel by public transport and end up sweating when they get home.
You should shower every day, its simple

>Reading a book not on the list
>Having promiscuous sex

You’re garbage

>lift daily
Nah. Unless you are juicing have at least two rest days a week.

>being unable to read about reading regularly

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>don't eat pork

I wonder WHO could be behind this thread.

I get laid and I code... women find robots hot.

>no onions

Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.

Seconded.

>onion
nice list sperg. I don't know why you randomly included "no onions" but this information is misleading. Onions have been directly linked to increased testosterone production in males. I want to trust that you made this list out of kindness and not in attempts to misdirect the uninformed. Good luck to you

testofuel.com/tf/onion-boost-testosterone-levels/

>majority of Jow Forums users socially crippled spineless autistic beta male NEETs

you must be a complete retard to fall for these memes, unlike r9k this boards has more mature accomplished audience

>thoth is wisdom
>pesci is force

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>Lifts daily
Lift heavier bitch
>Be extroverted
That's a feminine trait imho
>Have sex with 7/10 or higher women weekly
If your not making white children your sex is nothing to brag about
>Learn a martial art
Buy a gun dipshit instead of larping in your fps games

>don't sit in front of a computer for that hour, use a tablet or phone

Why?

>no pork (pigs don't have sweat glands)

More info on this please.

>coding

Actually coding is as invaluable today as hunting was 10,000 years ago and we need more right wing, open source computer software, so get on it anons.

>that aren't first person online shooters

Phew!

Wait what about turn based strategy real time tactics games like total war?

Also get a useful skill or three, is missing from your list.

>tfw bald so i will never be a chad no matter how hard i try

>only fps
So no Total War? OP is a faggot

>not reading about being unable to read regularly and reading about reeds being unable to read

the state of britian these days, good heavens

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The more manlets you gas, the shorter you become you fucking knob head.

Most gymbros are braindead/niggers makes sense.

Good goy

/thread

Shave your head, I did and got more women than I ever did when I still had hair.

>majority
Prove it.

I missed the memo on onions ???!?? Fill me in buds

I am shaved, but i have a very round face so the results werent any better.
A beard might fix it but hell i hate that feeling and dont want to associated with basedboys

Bro you dont need a 10/10 thot just settle for a hag.

Well for one, it's not, it's the pinnacle of pseudoscience nonsense. And two, 'MORE LIKELY', not 'guaranteed'. Reading comprehension is a skill you should fucking learn.

Just cos you lift some objects like a fucking monkey does not make you a chad, you clueless cunt.

The fuck is wrong with onions ?

Nothing, eating onions is actually really good for you and increases your T production. Soiboi mods changed onions into onions for subversive purposes.

Onions increase test u fukn pleb

Pro tip do a cycle of juice after you become an expert on the topic

I already do all of these things but I don't have any friends let alone female friends

How do I into friends and girlfriends?

>inb4 go to church
No one goes to church in my country let alone my age group

You know how beta male antifas pretend to be tough guys?

Jow Forums is the opposite. Our humor is based on the cliché that we're losers pretending to be tough guys when it's the opposite.

I'm not physically strong but I have ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM with douzing you in gasoline and setting you on fire while smashing your face with a hammer.

Leftists DO NOT DO THAT. They're pussies.

>have sex with 7/10 or higher women weekly
That is wrong
You need to get one woman, who you will have sex with and eventually raise children with
Whorehunting is a waste of time and damaging to your psyche, focus on life together with your partner, not chase whores

This guy knows

KeK knows

Whaaat fukn Chek em boys !!! Hahaha

>manlet

Inferior genes. You must be purged.

Holy shit

Weight lifting does not grant you the ability to suddenly talk to women. You can leave humanity completely but if you were an autistic NEET before you started to lift and never learn how during that time, you arent going to change socially.

This guy knows what's up. You get ONE woman and you be with her for the rest of your life. If she's not a virgin, discard her, sell her to arabs to be gangbanged like the whore she is. If you cheat on her, we castrate you. That simple.

t. can't have a single moment without "checking your phone" all the time

>socially crippled spineless autistic beta male NEETs
You're wrong son. The majority of Jow Forums is ueber Chads who haven't realized their full potential yet.
It is up to individuals like you and me to make men out of these boys.

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Well list your games then, bro.

>a useful skill or three
Such as perhaps coding?

Should have specified:

Learn a skill or three -that a woman would find valuable.

>lift daily
For what? I've lifted for quite some time and stopped a few years ago because of injury but I don't see a true reason to lifting every fucking day at all unless you're making money from it.

>bathe daily
Sure, just don't wash your hair every day like some queer

>limit internet use to 1 hour a day max
Why? I could be learning a fucking programming language or studying for a degree. Dumbest thing I've read so far.

>don't sit in front of a computer for that hour, use a tablet or phone
So you're recommending to strain your eyes even worse.

>dress well
For what? Who am I trying to impress at my age?

>eat well
Fairly easy if you're not completely lazy

>groom well
Insanely easy

>go out often
Waste of money and time

>be extroverted
Stupid idea since people will only like you to get something out of you like time, money, or to screw you over.

>have no social anxiety
That's like telling a baby not to cry.

>have sex with 7's weekly
And get HPV or something worse.

>no sugar/HFCS
So keto it is

>no onions
Sounds easy but it's not. They've got that shit in everything

>no pork
Fuck that shit, I like BBQ

>Read regularly
I listen to books on tape. I think I'm pretty damn well read, OP.

>learn a martial art
Why only one?

>don't have shitty nerd hobbies
I bet you recommend drinking or something else that's degenerate.

>don't play games that aren't FPS
Those are for fucking children.

>limit gaming to 1hr per week
Sounds dumb.

Become a bottom then

Hate to break it to you but most of these Chads don't have money. You're fucking retarded, dogfucker.

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>have sex with 7/10 or higher women weekly
>no pork (pigs don't have sweat glands)
>don't play video games that aren't first person online shooters

Post a full body picture of yourself OJ. I want to see what kind of retarded greaseface amerimutt you are

They can't handle eating onions. Too strong. Probably some shallot eating faggots

Fucking WASTED

fag

Bumping for fat girls
These studies are not surprising at all.
>old news
Socialists are betas overcompensating

It really is. I fucked a fatty from OkCupid and I wish I just waited. She smelled like cigarettes.

So many of my friends refuse to work out. They're such weak bitches. Both dating fat girls too. Fuck

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The name 'Kale' is more likely to result in you having a fishy fanny.

>socialist policies
could they be anymore nebulous with their "definition" of socialism?

I agree with this post almost entirely with two exceptions
1. You don't need to bang a 7/10 cutie every weekend. Chad can choose to be abstinate and seek out good wife material. Also Chad can get a girlfriend and just have sex with her regularly.
Also, let's be realistic, if a Jow Forumstard can convince a 5/10 or better to be his gf then he's doing alright.
2. Onions once in a while aren't going to turn you into a s.o.i.y.b.o.i.
They are delicious and you can't make good chilli without them.
Just stay away from onion rings, or anything deep fried in general and it's all good.

Squids. Ranger up, faggot.

Manlets have the added benefit of looking swol easily. The short bone structure and all. Basically the only good thing abt being a manlet.
t. 6 ft chad

Half of these suggestions are shit, more like how to be a boring faggot with no friends

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why not become a pedo? people wouldn't be able to tell the difference if you dated a 9 year old.

Play some arena shooter fps games like quake where you won't encounter anyone who is -20

Yeah right wingers tend to be alpha as fuck.