NZ Statehood

>we'd have fucking more of them
but you could have an overall lower percentage

>You had your chance in 1901 and you rejected our gracious offer, never again.
but if NZ joined their could be a chance to increase state powers and decrease central power

adding nz would mean changing some laws to suit them, either good or bad.

They already are.

This, we extended the hand and you refused to shake it, you don't get to decide that you want to do it now that over a hundred years have passed.

>and you refused to shake it,
and so what, Rhodesia declined to join South Africa

Have you been to NZ? It is not at all like Australia.

Irrelevant. Fuck off.
No one wants a union. More chance of Macedonia joining Greece.

They send you kangaroo's

Cons.
No cheap second hand cars from Nippon.
No gunz.
Probably higher taxes.
Get dragged further into America's wars.
Winstons attempt to limit population replacement instantly null and void.
Probably dragged into the coming war with China.

Pro:
Send your politicians to Canberra, so you don't see them for half the year.
Fewer coconuts, because thats one area we do restrict immigration.
Abo v Maori death match; there can be only one race of arrogant losers demanding gibs.

Troll level:
Joining the Federation is up to NZ, not the Federal government. They are constitutionally the 2nd State of Australia.
They can vote themselves in, then refuse to accept any of the current Federal / State agreements re guns, education, health, taxes, budget sharing, roads, vehicle registration, etc.
The ultimate shit post.

Yeah nah.

>Probably dragged into the coming war with China.
They will be anyway.

oh wait, they have no army. Thanks NZ, you are such great bros. Literally hiding behind us and not helping at all.

And look what happened there mate

Another con: no coming over here, registering as a GST contractor, working for a year then fucking off home without paying any taxes.

Yep it's shameful. Disband the air Force, cut back on all funding to navy and army. Expect Australia and the US to sort shit out for us.
Apologies mate. Thank turbolezzer Helen Clark for that

>And look what happened there mate
they both collapsed

Went back way before her. The Anzacs were sold to the public as patrol boats, not replacement frigates.
France screwing your economy to get the Rainbow Warrior bombers released and America cutting you out of ANZUS and quietly sabotaging you when ever they could as pay back for the no nukes policy really turned locals against the Western Alliance.

>and not helping at all.
then wouldn't nz joining au mean they would be then

I don't want NZ to become an australian state, I want Australia to become a NZ state.

Just to clarify, NZ would not have bought the Anzacs if they had been promoted as actual warships.
So the anti-military stance goes back to the Lange govt. of the mid 80s.

Australia got the big gay and i don't want to be infected with it

Cannon fodder maybe. Airfarce unstead of force. Two frigates vs 12, no subs, no flat tops.

Obligatory vid.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlFcnkGY-o

>So the anti-military stance goes back to the Lange govt. of the mid 80s.
yes but Lange and his mates were anti nuclear weapons not even anti nuclear power or anti USA but far lefties in cabinet like Clark and Anderson basically shifted the whole argument into anti nuclear and anti america while Lange and Douglas were focused on the Eco then when the french bombed the whole thing became one big anti USA anti anything Nuclear clusterfuck then the ANZAC frigates were seen as tools of the ANZUS alliance so it was real close to weather we would even get them

>implying the australian shitposting meme isn't just a meme
i see better quality out of the nips than i do those mutt australians

You just verified everything I said.

Anyway, you reached Peak NZ when you elected an unmarried whore who promptly left parliament to register for benefits as a single mother.

Winston Peters seems to be the only adult in the play pen.

I'm pretty sure there in one genius Nip responsible for all the brilliant take downs.
There are a multitude of NEET Aussies crapping all over the board. I think we are accepted by the Burgers because we can trigger Canadians.

Stop stealing our jobs your foreign bastards, clean up Christchurch instead. Also, you can hand-over Miss Alice right now, you fags don't deserve her.

you and everyone else. canadians are weak sauce
you think we wouldn't get rid of cam whores if we had the chance. it'd be like the beginning of australia allover again, expect this time you'd be taking all the foreigners and degenerates, not just crims

You get to call this sick kunt YOUR politician.

Negatives are that, he is a bludger though.

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Complains about Kiwis stealing Jerbs.
Wants to put hard working Aussie whores out of business.

Benefits:
It will become part of China as well.
Negatives:
Less sheep for them.

>Become a state of Australia again
ugggghhhhhh can't wait for their federal government to neglect the shit out of us and carp and moan when we go independent again

Worse, he is stupid and energetic, the worst combination in a leader.

Hes sponsored by Zionists. All you gotta do is read his new twitter post

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What are the Benefits and Negatives of both becoming a British nation

>Negatives of both becoming a British nation
Loosing all Civil Liberties and being chained to an Economic Corpse

Cons:
May
Corbyn
Johnson
Being dragged down by your debt.
British boat people.
We have enough of your aristos lurking here pretending to be middle class, no need to encourage them.
One good IRA bomb away from having a divorced negress yachter as Queen.
Millions of muslim rapists having free access to our shores.
Pro:
...

The best Idea would be that when Liz dies we invite the Kiwi's into our new republic with a brand new constitution with input from everyone.

>republic
fuck cunt it will include natives

We don't have a treaty so if anything the NZ native position would be weakened.

>We don't have a treaty
if you have a republic, abos and lefties will literally force abos to be recognized and included in the fundamentals of the constitution

this but with britain and canada too :)

>britain and canada too :)
FUCK OFF POMMY CUNT

what a dick move
what a cunt
>never again
are you even a hundred years old
piss off you werent even there

Lets hope she dies soon then while we still have the numbers, the blacks here are changing though, they're sort of growing up and away from the left.

>becoming

NZ is already a state of Australia.

you do know that NZ is a different continent right

We'd probably have to adopt their shit gun laws

fuck that shit, we like being able to deport coconuts and maori

We do and its awesome. Who do you think we got it from

Yeah, makes more room for chinks and lebs

No, Australia and New Zealand should be American states :)

NZ
1. First to get the vote for women
2. No Nuclear power
3. Got some sex marriage before Aus
4. Had A bunch of its top political positions held by women
5. Preserved indigenous culture much better than Aus
6. Highly socially progressive

We should become art of New Zealand. Maybe I need to join a separatist movement. We can move our capital to Auckland.

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maybe we can raise you to 58%

it always makes me laugh when people see our opposition to foreign domination as being progressive

that sounds like a list of reasons to not join

Already basically true, a bunch of our leaders have been CIA etc...

Bob Hawke and Bob Carr if I remember correctly. (Former Prime minister and foriegn minister)

Pretty sure our attorney general is known for just wearing CIA cuff links

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Fuck off, we're full.

The back rooms of parliament are also filled with ex CIA spooks, one who used to advise Gillard writes "opinion pieces" for the ABC now

> 1. First to get the vote for women.
All that other awful shit was a direct result of that.

Do you remember the name?

fuck, forgot to change my flag back after shitting up another thread

Name some names, user.

Shorten is a CIA asset. He was the American's leaker in the Rudd & Gillard cabinets.

>The back rooms of parliament are also filled with ex CIA spooks
Thats because they can't trust Australia after those shenanigans in which they had to get Whitlam Fired

We all do that every now and then. I was pushing reactionary white, monarchist views while showing a communist flag.....

By resistance to foreign domination did you mean point no 2. No Nuclear Power
or point no 5. Preserved indigenous culture ?

Or something else?

I think point no 6. was the only progressive one. Many conservatives support points 1 - 5

But I guess it depends what you mean by conservative

I always wondered what exactly those shenanigans were that got whitlam fired

It would also mean more Maoris with Australian citizenship. Fuck that.

being anti nuclear weapons, withdrawing from vietnam, wanting to stop foreign ownership of assets. We had the same thing here in NZ in 72-75 in which labour got in and the PM however instead of getting fired by the GG he suspiciously died at the age of 51

>We can move our capital to Auckland.
Its literately the most neo liberal place in the country

>Benefits of statehood

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We can make you ours whenever we want. We have amphibious infantry battalions (basically marines), commandos & SAS, a kinda good Navy, and our Air Force fighter jets would make it there.

Youse wouldn’t stand a month.

Its odd having been a thoroughly un pc, -ist everything my whole life yet still being proud of our social progress and for punching above our weight on the world stage.
Now i realise that all of those progressions were really held off until the seventies and its been a downward slope from there on out destroying that which made us great thanks to those same pieces of 'progress'.

Very simple. He tried to do an end run around the Rockefeller banks.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loans_affair

I cant find the one I meant now, i'll keep digging i came across it by accident once while reading some shit on the ABC, found he was 100% CIA a while back but heres her chief of staff

michaelsmithnews.com/2017/04/bruce-wolpe-australias-taxpayer-funded-anti-trump-mouthpiece.html

abc.net.au/news/bruce-wolpe/7374714

And his wife, also a policy "advisor"

theconversation.com/profiles/lesley-russell-597

We got our own deepstate, its pretty cool.

Also this is fun

youtube.com/watch?v=dDYcvhDH9QQ&feature=youtu.be

+2 to shitposting racial talent

Its the sheep though. You'd never be able to take us if not for the sheep

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We have forests, mountains and maori, two out of three things you dont.
Factor in firearms and i think it wont be worth your while.

Misread that as an NZ flag,

we'd never win anyway

Thanks user.
So he's an American Jew who was 'communications director' at Fauxfacts.
What an Orwellian term for setting the narrative.

Looking into his wife, Obama think tank staffer, ten years in the Swamp. Georgetown University Fellow.
On govt. Gibs as an 'associate adjunct professor'.

Expert on medical policy, but not a doctor.

I do believe you have hit the CIAnigger on the head. Thank you for your work.

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I think Number 3 is imported la creatura culture since we have had fa'afafines here since the 80's

Also theres the bit about Alexander Downer who just happened to bump into that George Papadopoulos fella who was tangentially "working" for Trump in the UK, if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you, a well known bender I wouldnt be suprised if he used as a homo honey pot on the guy.

Well I'm learning new words today
:)
Here's another one I just learned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takatāpui

Yeah the Polys down here never had the concept of faggotry until kike on the stick arrived.

I was told that when a Kiwi moves to Australia for work, the IQ of both countries go up.