Brit/pol - Shit/pol

THREAD THEME

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>East coast rail franchise to be brought back under public control - Politics live
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2018/may/16/pmqs-may-corbyn-brexit-uk-wont-benefit-from-free-trade-deal-with-us-say-harvard-academics-politics-live

>Brexit at PMQs: Corbyn tells PM to 'step aside' and let Labour do deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44137149

>PMQs verdict: Corbyn is starting to make it look easy
theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/16/pmqs-verdict-corbyn-is-starting-to-make-it-look-easy

>Cabinet may need weeks to settle customs row, Lidington says
theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/16/cabinet-may-need-weeks-to-settle-customs-row-lidington-says

>Benedict Cumberbatch to play Dominic Cummings in Brexit drama
theguardian.com/media/2018/may/16/benedict-cumberbatch-to-play-vote-leave-dominic-cummings-channel-4-brexit-drama

>Scottish government urged to cast aside Brexit 'bickering'
theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/16/scottish-government-brexit-bickering-eu-withdrawal-vote-scotland

>'Recklessness, hubris and greed' – Carillion slammed by MPs
theguardian.com/business/2018/may/16/recklessness-hubris-and-greed-carillion-slammed-by-mps

>Windrush row: 63 people could have been wrongly removed, says Javid
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/15/windrush-row-63-people-could-have-been-wrongly-removed-says-javid

>Erdoğan ends UK state visit by calling jailed journalists 'terrorists'
theguardian.com/world/2018/may/15/recep-tayyip-erdogan-theresa-may-uk-state-visit-jailed-journalists-terrorists

>Theresa May holds press conference with Turkish president – as it happened
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2018/may/15/brexit-may-accused-of-subverting-devolution-as-msps-prepare-to-refuse-consent-to-eu-withdrawal-bill-politics-live

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britpol.tumblr.com/4chanTrumps
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strawpoll.me/15676868/r
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dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5735963/Former-1966-World-Cup-winner-Ray-Wilson-passes-away-aged-83.html
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>Gold below $1,300 means golden opportunity to buy – analyst
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>9 journalists injured by Israeli gunfire in Gaza ‘massacre’, total now over 20
rt.com/news/426843-gaza-journalists-injured-israel/

>Controversial journalist Seppelt granted Russia 2018 visa, faces interrogation on arrival
rt.com/sport/426812-hajo-seppelt-visa-russia2018-world-cup/

>'Waterboarding is pouring water on your face, I’ve seen real torture' - Ex-UFC fighter Tim Kennedy
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>Merkel says transatlantic ties ‘must endure’ dispute about Iran’s nuclear program
rt.com/newsline/426857-merkel-transatlantic-ties-endure/

>Russian MPs draft bill ordering 10-fold decrease of own salaries
rt.com/politics/426780-russian-salaries-average-bill/

>All aboard the deportation bus! Georgia governor candidate launches campaign tour
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>Google probed in Australia for allegedly tracking phone users at their expense
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>North Korea cancels talks with South, threatens to call off US talks over military drills
rt.com/news/426827-north-korea-threaten-talks-trump/

>‘Fake crutches’ video singled out to undermine ‘Palestinian narrative’ on deadliest Gaza day
rt.com/news/426839-gaza-crutches-video-israel/

>The Einstein of Sex turns 150
jpost.com/International/The-Einstein-of-Sex-turns-150-556481

>Vandals desecrate Jewish tombstones in Athens
jpost.com/International/Vandals-desecrate-Jewish-tombstones-in-Athens-553564

>Chechen man suspected in deadly French knifing
jpost.com/International/Islamic-Terrorism/Chechen-man-suspected-in-deadly-French-knifing-556294

>Paralyzed man finishes London Marathon aided by Israeli robotic suit
jpost.com/International/Paralyzed-man-finishes-London-Marathon-thanks-to-Israeli-robotic-suit-552678

>Neo-Nazis wave Palestinian flags in protest against Israel
jpost.com/International/Neo-Nazis-wave-Palestinian-flags-in-protest-against-Israel-556416

>Students at Germany's oldest university reject 'antisemitic' BDS campaign
jpost.com/International/Students-at-Germanys-oldest-university-reject-anti-Semitic-BDS-campaign-556324

>North Korean media hails summit as Trump presses for full denuclearization
jpost.com/International/North-Korean-media-hails-summit-as-Trump-presses-for-full-denuclearization-552985

>Nazi camp survivors, Austrian far-right party clash over memorial service
jpost.com/International/Nazi-camp-survivors-Austrian-far-right-party-clash-over-memorial-service-553118

>Exhibit shows Americans knew a lot about the Holocaust as it happened
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>'Too many Arabs' and 'too few Jews' in French city, politician says
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Fucking BASED Dambusters!

If they hadn’t bombed German civilians, England would have been invaded by foreigners!

Is it really necessary to post all of these?

absolutely
so you can see what the various different propaganda bullhorns are broadcasting

i'll stop though so can people can use the thread if you like
the other one is still only on page 6 so i can see why people are not rushing to abandon it

Why contain it?
Let it spill over
to the
schools
and
churches,
let the bodies
pile up
in the streets.
In
the
end
they'll
beg
us
to
save
them.

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no?
i'd do some more data then

>twitter

Test

Good, seems to be working. Configured browser and network to only use the town wifi when browsing Jow Forums.

Test

that's clever

Woohoo! Seems Uno's been unblocked now!

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archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery

youtube.com/watch?v=ECa6RfVsYRU

finna make a change

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I know you should never put your dick in crazy, but I would rawdog her until she bled and impregnate her so hard that any daughters born of our coupling would also be pregnant.

She is the PERFECT amount of sexy crazy. In centuries past men would have conquered entire countries just for the right to have her squeeze their balls until they came blood.

What do you do for a living?

as little as possible ;^)

good post

NEETBUX-DELTA REPORTING IN FOR DUTY

How come most of these threads are archived? Did they go to page 10 or are mods
>(((shutting it down?)))

Can we start filing hate crime reports on every British media publication and tv-show since 2003 that in any way reaches Count Danculas level of a joke?
This would include reruns of things like Monty Pythons movies, playback of "Rivers of blood" and so on.

So I brushed past Cineworld last night which also happened to be the night that Deadpool 2 was premiering.

After taking a glance at the people inside, I have no more faith in my country.

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whats for lunch

died of natural causes
4chanX puts (Dead) next to the ones no longer in the archive
still fetches the details from 4plebs
i've add a thing to make these like this abomination of a blog britpol.tumblr.com/4chanTrumps

Thank you.

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lol
you can
i'm just going plan my nazi dog musical

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>these like this
links like these

why on earth would you expect the audience for the opening night of a sequel to be anything other than a depressing sight?

were the picts and the gaels different ethnically?

chicken, lettuce, tomato & cheese sandwich, cheese n onion crisps and a apple pineapple kiwi juice smoothie

Careful lad, slippery slope and before long you'll be walking around drinking coffee and feeling sad about life.

i don't think so ? maybe the picts had lost a bit of melanin from being in the north for a while but thats it ? im not sure

boiled sweets and squash

>One of the key employability skills employers look for is your ability to communicate effectively

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you can communicate effectively user you just haven't been given the opportunity to prove to yourself you can

This really boils down to business communications and the ability to write.

Absolute state of the official announcement video.

youtube.com/watch?v=xGZ_SQswAdk

The working class need to go extinct already. This is their legacy.

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hello bongs

hello

AYE THE MODERN WORKING CLASS

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>mfw the downie

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>>Brexit at PMQs: Corbyn tells PM to 'step aside' and let Labour do deal
Who the fuck does that dickhead think he is?

should i post it on the tumblr?

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I think I'm autistic, but I found a way around that shit.

Think of it like programming. Each person you deal with is an instantiated object with certain properties, and they have a name. Depending on the type of object and it's properties you treat it differently.

John is a Boss. Boss's get treated with extra respect and brown nosing,with extra quick and succinct replies. We also avoid Boss's as much as possible.

Jill is a roasty coworker. We try to pretend roasty coworkers don't exist. We keep a certain distance from roasty coworkers, and we try not to make eye contact. When we have to deal with a roasty coworker we are extra nice and smiley, but not creepily so.

Just do shit like that, but make sure to remember to actually use their name, and not the name of the class they belong to otherwise things can get awkward.

Chairman of the future UBSR

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and what should the caption be?

Fucken A, a NEET episode of Britpol.

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>Welbeck
>No Shelvey

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Helicopter circling above my flat lads

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-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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looking for the homegrown

youtube.com/watch?v=OWsEGvmFQ8g

i love that the yank is so intimidated by the pigs he feels that justifies his machine gun
the trick to stopping animals chewing the bark on your trees is to paint something that tastes nasty on them

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OP is spoiling us with all those links.

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I get that its a dick move leaving notes on ambulances but arresting someone for it? Is being a cunt a criminal offence?

just the latest cut and pasted from an rss feed
literally takes two seconds

>1,600 IT workers and engineers denied UK visas
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44113324

>Spider trained to jump on demand
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44039857

>Sentinel tracks ships' dirty emissions from orbit
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43926232

>Chemical attack
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43801091

>Delay for Bloodhound supersonic car's high-speed trials
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44129708

>MPs criticise government clean energy policies
bbc.co.uk/news/business-44129679

>'Memory transplant' achieved in snails
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44111476

>Plant 'thugs' crowd roadside flowers
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44087629

>Copy of BepiColombo Mercury mission goes on display
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44129711

>Dinosaur parenting: How the 'chickens from hell' nested
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44071223

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shooting pigs isn't a bad idea though
preserve the environment + free bacon

(((They))) would call it anti-social behaviour.

Daily reminder Britain is a degenerate nation and will be destroyed.

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Fuck sake

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>2secs

Fuck that, no links and goalposting only desu

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>preserve the environment + free bacon
so long as we can work out something to stop them damaging the fruit trees
otherwise i say feral pig genocide i'm afraid

The lesson here is don't inform then act. Just fucking smash it next time, maybe with bathtub thermite.

threatening to commit and act of criminal damage

That too.

help me with this i feel like missing something

>Where are the protests?
who was nigel expecting to protest?

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/996310117711740930

Yeah but Ambulance driver's are cunts most of the time. What? Come at bro!

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find a better rss feed than bbc[uck]
try newsnow.co.uk
or make a list of better sources

I think the point is about leftie hypocrisy. They're all over the streets to protest the evil Trump but an actual violator of human rights like Erdogan gets nary a whisper against it. Your modern liberals only care about an issue they can flaunt their ego through. Seriously, try actually engaging a normie on politics, just get some views out of them - you'll find they're enormously shallow.

suggest some then
whenever i ask for suggestion i get ignored

"liberals"
okay he wasn't expecting the right to protest
in support of israel or something
idk everything is so complicated

>Newsnow

Fuck i forgot about that site, good shout

youtube.com/watch?v=DQ9DrReE-uo

twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/996523902976356352

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dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5735963/Former-1966-World-Cup-winner-Ray-Wilson-passes-away-aged-83.html

twitter.com/Examiner/status/996737029315710976

getting tired of messing about these broken headphones
think i'll see what the cheap one the corner shop are like later

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lol i hate fucking about with broken headphone.
>positioning the wire in that one millimeter diameter place where the wires connect

>broken
making tape desu

is liver and onions the ultimate anti-söy food?

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not when the liver belongs to an animal that has been on a diet of onions

>onions
lol
I know what you meant though, of course a grass fed liver would be a million times better, but the liver is still full of vitamin A

luckily everything is intact
still shorting a little but it'll do for now
i don't really like ear buds
the idea of getting cheap ones for daily use isn't very nice
i should look in the loft
i rarely throw anything out if it's not broken

It's a tasty thing and not commonly liked in the onions goy community

ffs lol mods are such cunts

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>days when you could legitimately tackle someone
>days when England produced the greatest defenders

We'll never win anything ever again now that it's (((turned))) into wendyball. French kike cunts.

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>satan doesn't exis-

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R.I.P

Now half the England squad are wogs.

burnt to a crisp and loving it. Sunbathed nude all day. Had my bum out and everything. Love having a private garden.

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