Escape to Uruguay thread

Any fellow argies planning to escape to Uruguay to flee the incoming armaggedon?

Pros:
>free transit (for us)
>no bolivians
>the only blacks are afrouruguayans who are chill af
>still can be saved and protected
>no mass AFI internet surveillance
>glorious rioplatense accent
>can keep going to a*gentina and coming back in case you must go back for documentation, degree, anything
>large interior to populate
>basically the good twin of Bs As
>coast, beaches, etc

Cons:
>colombians
>stuff is expensive (although our money is almost on pair by now)
>need a wall or something before it's invaded by villeros or stuff
>#niunamenos

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Interesting. *rubs hands*

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Seriously considering it with gf. I don't want to go through another 2001.
In just 1 year, I earn about 500 dollars less. The dream of the house just got postponed a couple of additional years.

There are jobs in Uruguay for ingenieros???

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Uruguay = Ur Gay

That's a minus.

Is Uruguay being invaded by Mestizos and indians like the United States? In California, the state is now 30% Mestizo. Are you experiencing the same thing? If not, i would move there.

If I can't move to jewrope I'm going to Uruguay. Imo the only decent choice in L*tam

Plus all the bureaucratic paperwork of degrees, IDs, etc is basically unexistant for us

Uruguay is great, don't fuck it up Argentines, though I empathize with your predicament. When are you going to hang Kirtchner's corpse from a famous landmark?

If you have sisters they can come to live with me

>still can be saved and protected
No
The interior is shit.
> basically the good twin of Bs As
not really.
>coast, beaches, etc
Meh

We're already full...Of cubans, venezuelans and domenicans. But whatever dude, in my opinion there is no difference between us.

Uruguay has the best asados.

You don't have a literal 7 million of bolivians and paraguayans with 10+ kids each plus 400 venezuelans entering by day plus negros villeros with also 10 + kids

Believe me whatever you think it's bad there it's nowhere near as bad aa heee

fk off jew

What's going on with you guys?

*as bad as here

economy is tanking again for the 6th time.

For now...
We're still paying Mujica's goverment party.
Venezuelans are entering by the day here too.
Cubans too.
Villeros also have 10+ kids (do you think planchas here think "shit, I can pay for university, I think we'll only have two kids"?)
We're a carbon copy of Argentina.

So many things I don't even know where should I start

Economy is only one outta the thousand problems here rn. Just the most notorious, "important", etc

> We're a carbon copy of Argentina.
Pls no

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sure, I know it is not that simple, however, tethering Argentina to the US dollar was the beginning of the end.

Central and South America need to kick out the American kike

All of central and south america is a carbon copy due to the meddling of the CIA.

Every coup in the region was sponsored and funded by the USA.

Considering the alterantive were the tupamaros, I'm grateful

Why escape, your country is more white than most of Western Europe.

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what would the alternative be?

The entire shitshow of narco corridors and violence is to appease the large appetite of the glow in the dark agencies looking to fund their shenanigans.
Without the CIA and the war on drugs the Americas would not be in the situation they are.

Under the guise of evil communism the jews took over the most prosperous and resource rich region of the Americas.

it's filled with venezuelans

Thinking there will be another 2001.
Mental midget detected.

No, no and no.
We are unironically full (of Dominicans, Venezuelans, and Cubans)
Montevideo is a glorified Mataderos neighborhood

White indeed

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come home white man

this fellow countryman speaks the truth.

Right now the problems are
>overly exaggerated taxes, I'd guess than more than 55% of salary goes to taxes
>salaries still stuck at 2016 values
>mass insecurity, tons of brutal crime
>kirchnerists trying to take down the government, putting blockades in the congress, attacking people, creating riots and shit
> a LOT of this plainly and intentionally ignored by all media, who not only humanize criminals but also prefer to talk 24/7 about feminism and abortion
>mass surveillance by state
>you owe 50 cents to the government? Business closed, car inhabilited, etc
>meanwhile shitskins can do whatever they want and get free from jail the same day
>cristina never going to jail, in fact she's in the congress
>her trialed friends already set free
>lots of business closing, opening a new one is a nightmare
>no jobs in the interior
>police kills nigger who stabbed tourist; goes to jail
>venezuelan/colombians hired to lower wages intentionally (the govt approved a law by which venezuelan degrees need no recognition, approval, nothing to work here, no matter what job)
>retirement soon to be set at 70yo
>retirees still fucked, receive less money than bolivians on gibs
>and don't forget average argentines shitty behaviour
And I can keep typing all day

Well thank you for sharing and I am sorry it is that bad at the moment.

time to roll out the guillotines

Macri isn't doing anything?

you do realize all those things apply 100% to Uruguay right?

I also considered Brazil to move out but need to learn portuguese.

Brazil has a brighter future than us for sure

Nope. In fact he's being hijacked by his own party people

Can you go out and take a walk without being paranoid of getting killed for your shoes or cellphone, or even for a bunch of cents?

only in the neighborhoods near the beaches/ramblas or the Downtown

good luck everywhere else

I think that as long you avoid Rio de Janeiro...

when argie fails, uruguay goes down along with it


t. argiebro

>tfw you're forced to leave the continent whether you like it or not
Or maybe just shut in in my home and never leave, what's the point

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What is so wrong with us? You must admit we are mostly well behaved compared to Peruvians or Paraguayans

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Fin = sharks + Land = Land
= Sharks Land

Whelp, you can extract the argentinian from argentina, but not otherwise...
Im planning to go somewhere, but uruguay seems not an option...
There are more reasons to consider

What about Chile?

I hope you win the world cup though Argentina.

even tho Uruguay is not a better option, damn, you really are going down the drain holy shit what happened

welcome to the club I guess

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I think I'll cheer to Argentina when Brazil is eliminated. Usually I would cheer to Italy, but they didn't make it.

Thats self reported.
If you do an DNA test, that shit would crumble hardly
There is no escape from this hell, HUEnon.

>1 million haitians
>colombians everywhere
>peruvians
>commies tryin to hijack
Doing better than us right now but only the future can tell

Thanks. Sadly the world cup will be used as a mass media distraction to pass laws, fuck up things, etc. It's always like this

Nope, future is not looking bright, the new government stopped a huge portion of illegal haitians but the country is doomed anyway. The communist party is trying to pass a law that if you are accused of rape you are guilty until proven innocent, no need of proofs or anything, just a girl saying "he raped me" and you are automatically guilty.

>If you do an DNA test, that shit would crumble hardly
Same here.

It doesn't matter. Everyone is equal here in the sense that both white and shitskins suck and are generally untrustworthy people.
Backstabbing and trickery are national sports here that everyone practices, no matter the skin color.

You could move to the Falklands.... Oh wait Diego, you tried that once and got your arses kicked

I admit that we have a lot of culture imported from yurop, but we cant deny the local and african influences as well,
And WE know better than anyone the effects of miscegenation, colonization and its consequences ( since 1500...)

That's fucked up.

>both white and shitskins suck and are generally untrustworthy people.
>Backstabbing and trickery are national sports here that everyone practices, no matter the skin color.
This

Argentine passports need no visa to enter the falklands nor any UK territory except the isle of Manx and St Jersey

Plus, italian passport. Zero interest going there anyways so don't worry

>be venezuelan
>come to Argentina
>be a degenerate because law allows and supports it

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In 82 the military wasn't even trying kiddo.
We kicked harder before.
>1806 and 1807 best years evah

>full of memezuelans, cubans and dominicans
This so much, fuck this people specially dominicanos they are a plague

That feeling is the worst. We are a demoralized and psychotic people. All these decades of ups and downs have left us broken and confused.
Argentina is the very model of what Yuri warned about demoralization and leftism.

dominicans are the worst indeed
they also take any job for 200 USD a month, all wages go down because of them

dominicans have 0% unemployment here

>we can save you!
No thanks, i will remain here untill the end.
They will burry me into this dirt.

A far right man will not flee, he will fight to the very end, untill his body is broken.

Modern coliseum. It's not like they even need it anymore though, people here will never revolt.

>thinking argentina wont crash within a year

kek, argies never learn
i'm unironically saving up so i can buy out as much in buenos aires as i can right after you crash, to sell it in within 15 years, before you crash again

They also don't seem to be integrating, they literally painted a gaint dominican flag in a store near my house

That is quiet bad.
You have most of what it takes to succeed though.

the only ones "integrating" are the venezuelans, because most of them fleeing their country have high levels of education

the Dominicans are just peons that will form a ghetto as soon as they can

fuck forgot to take off my meme flag
too much shitposting i guess

Go to sleep, rebel province. And sweet dreams.

If I'm going anywhere is to New Zealand. But I'm not, because I'm a lazy worthless neet that can't get motivated even to go out of my house.

Evo is another commie dictator and your country will go into a civil war soon.