MILLENNIALS DEFINITELY BTFO

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Millennials are in their 30s now?

I blame porn

It's because there all on heroin and have dope dick...

yes

drink your so*y stupid goy

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I was born in 81. I consider myself on the tail end of Gen-X, but many consider me a millennial. I've had issues getting it up for maybe 3-4 years or so. Only for sex, not for porn. I quit jerking off so much, and it's helped quite a bit. No porn at all - or really rarely. No jerking off unless I just can't take it any more.

I've done lots of stuff to try and fix it. I think it's 90% psychological and performance anxiety. Lose your boner once, and you never quite feel as virile again. Doubt creeps in and can spoil the mood quite easily. That and, let's be honest, women stop being quite as sexy after their 20s, and I'm not dating 25 year olds anymore.

And here I thought I was gen X. And then they told me I was gen Y. And then gen Y stopped existing. Maybe I was supposed to be gen Z? But now I'm a millenial and my dick doesn't work?

News to me.

You just got to stay in shape. I'm 32 and my dick works fine. Pic related is me.

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Yeah, I mean I'm not springing boners like I'm 15 anymore, but there's something wrong with you if you can't get it up in your 30s.

NOTHING WRONG WITH UNLIMITED HIGH DEF PORN GOYS, KEEP WATCHING ;)

Nope. Unironically it's because most Western women are ugly as fuck and half are literally unfuckable. It's not men's fualt if their dicks are repulsed by landehales and used up roasties.

I've never even done more than kiss a woman. I have severe intimacy and social issues.

This. Everyone is in denial about how desensitized they have become. Pre-boomer generations drank and worried way more than millennials but did not appear to have this issue.

gen x, prior to 1981/1982
gen y = millenial, born 1981/1982 - 1999
gen z, born 2000+

classic Jow Forums, doesn't even ask OP for a fucking link, doesn't even ask for proofs of any kind just a bunch of faggot blog posts straight from reddit

Lookin good bro. 80 is the new 20.

I agree. I stay fit. I'm active. I eat right. I just lost a boner once, and I swear I never mentally recovered. I guess that neuroses that pervades men these days has just entered my brain and refused to leave. It's not physical, it's mental.

meanwhile my body decides to get a massive erection when I have to pee as if it's somehow making more room
what's causing this shit?

Yohimbe hcl + zinc and magnessium

I'm sensitized because I grew up ultra religious and wasn't into porn as a teen. A blessing?

Bullshit. Obviously obesity has become an issue, but the average woman is literally ripping out their pubes and masking imperfections with makeup. Sex has never been so aesthetic.

Standing tall through it all....

Even this shit post.

This is why I still jerk off to non porn pictures

I was born in '81 and I am most certainly Gen x. I get 3-4 boners per day still. Age has fuck all to do with it. It is about health. Maybe it is stress or something....you should work on that brother

I do zinc and magnesium, and yes they work. I haven't tried yohimbe. Thanks for the tip.

t. the media jew not getting his click dollars

Satanic Trips Checked!!!

Why would it matter? It's obviously a sensationalized vector based off shoddy research data to come to an unreasonable conclusion put into print to sell a glam mag and get clicky ad revenue.

Or are you just stupid?

I missed that event, I guess. I'm 34 and as potent as ever.

It's a combination of many things, really.
One of them is the game, another is OP (the faggot) not posting a source.
I suggest you delete your system32 and swipe your hard drive with an industrial magnet.
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Absolutely. You will still find your wife fuckable after her body is matured by time and its gift of children. Your love will remain multidimensional.

> Unironically it's because most AMERICAN & ANGLO women are ugly as fuck and half are literally unfuckable. It's not men's fualt if their dicks are repulsed by landehales and used up roasties.
Stop projecting your landwhales in Europe.
Fatmefricans.

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>28
>still have morning wood every day

I may be balding but at least my dick still gets hard.

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They are doing those things, but they are also fat alcoholics with terrible masculine demeanour.

>mmmuhhh stress
naah shit excuse. my spear goes full mast even during most stressful times. the actual truth is unleathly lifestyle

what are the obesity rates again in usa? like 70% are overweight or something? there you go. you eat like shit. you live like shit. 0 physical activity. testosterone at rock bottom. penis mutilated and damaged from circumcision and fapping 5 times a day to porn. geeeeeeeee I really wonder how could it possibly be that you cant get it up anymore?

Its not classic. Its newfags. The outbreak of no links or sauce is recent. It was the one thing this place did well, sources. Now its twitter, reddit and even fucking VICE. This place is infected with clickbait and fiction.

This. I know it doesn't apply to all men, but porn is just too over-stimulating to my brain, it was burning me out and sapping my desire. Even switching to erotic nudes has made a huge difference, my erections are more frequent and stronger.

'strewth. but you can fix it. stop jerking it for about a month. up to three months for severe cases. don't look at porn at all - not even instagram models bikini pictures. your brain has to reset.

you'll experience a sharp libido crash about three weeks in. your dick will literally shrivel for a week. then you'll come back better than ever. it's worth it.

Don't you know that millennials are now everyone from age 4 - 45..

This. The modern male is pathetic and will go as far as white knighting his precious porn. That shit fucks with your brain. Enough denial, quit watching (((porn))).

> too fucking fat and lazy to use his greasy fingers and do a quick search
Fatsoes need to be put to death.
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I told you faggots to stop watching porn.

Who /nofap/ master race here?

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My experience is the same, though I've never watched hardcore porn and still avoid dick action like the plague, for its disgusts me and kills the horn.
When I first started however, I deliberately avoided it because I read that you get less sensitive the more hardcore you go, so by keeping myself locked to solo and lesbian action I'd be able to enjoy it more and for longer.
Based on my sample size of one, I'm correct. Mileage may vary I guess.

>old
>bald
>fat
>alcoholic
>balding
>still watch porn
>still fap
>no dick problems
I don't know what you people are doing wrong. Maybe it's the cellphones hugging your nuts or something.

37 here still wake up with a boner every morning, jerked it twice today.

enjoy prostate cancer at 40
porn is bad, fapping is good for you as a male

Nofap for two weeks, never smoke. Problem solved.

Half of them are

Not how it works fuckface. The burden of proof is on OP. You make a statement, back it up. Thats why this place WAS different and better than MSM and garbage social media. You are the problem

>16 yo me with hot highschool sweatheart
>parents away so time to fug and lose virginity
>cant get one up, feel devastated
>gf cheats on me a few weeks after
>time to kms
>got several gfs after that, always opt out when it gets to business
>only manage to fuck girls with a half mast when drunk or high
>vocel now that only gets diamonds to porn

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WTF GUYS ??? I TOLD YOU TO STOP FAPPING AND CONSUMING TOO MUCH PORN !

Morning wood doesn't mean you don't have some degree of ED. If you didn't get hard during sleep, that's magnitudes more serious, you might be dying.

iMAGINE FUCKING YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND THEN

I'm from 82 that is barely millennial.
Anyway I'm fat and ex alcoholic and I never lose a boner. Stop watching porn this shit is what kills boners.
At 30s you should be at peak virility

People only blame porn when their dick stops working but their mind was infected and stopped working long before their dick.

I’m married, 34. I have honestly never had any kind of errectile issue that I can remember or ruined sex performance. Sure, there are days where I have sex with my wife and I’m stressed/tired during it but I still finish easily, hard as a rock. Sex 2-3 times a week.
I thought errectile issues were once you hit mid 40s or so. Is it really hitting people around my age now?
I’m in decent shape and lift twice a week. Maybe that helps.

>tfw your 31 and your dick still work

>23 years old
>full head of hair
>blood work normal, above average testosterone
>healthy weight
>never watch porn and haven't for 3 years now
>can't get hard with girlfriend regardless
lift isn't fair

My thoughts is if something like pics of hayley, Salma, and so on don't get me diamonds then something may be wrong

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A google search is too hard for you rajinder chang?

Agreeing with Leaf here, you're retarded.

life expectancy is backwards looking, millennials will die in their 50s

How tho? Isn't it exciting? Foreplay is broken?

And that's a good thing.

Is it performance anxiety?

That is the reason it's not the dick it's your mind. When you put your brains on porn you progressively turns it to more extreme porn, to keep giving you the sensation. When you are upon a normal woman to do sex you can't unless it's so me sort of extreme fetish.

It's all estrogen heavy foods they consume like onions.

Balless faggots. it's the shit they've been eating all their lives.

why would I want to get depressed even more?

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Find a different hot gf then. You're supposed get all hot and bothered at the thought of your potential mate.

Nice body but fuck that mutt face

Who else /deathgrip/ here? I've tried to remedy it and stopped masturbating for a while but GF has been scrooging sex and with all the shit bombarding my life I just gave up and went back to masturbating twice a day only to stop when my dick has blisters.

I'm from '82 and my dick still works perfectly fine. Guess I have one year left.

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>dick has blisters
Fucking hell. And here I want to keep as much of it as I have left in working order.

but all I achieve is getting stressed and performance anxiety. cant deal with it.

Are you circumcised?

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Get your hands on cialis

>fatties everywhere
>impotence
if women were thin, feminine, and not covered in piercings and tats, maybe men would be more aroused like in high school

I'm no sex councilor, but I hope you would be able to get excited messing around short of sex. Obviously it's not going to be much good if you're that uncomfortable getting touchy-feely.

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>It was the one thing this place did well, sources.
lmao kid that was a long, long time ago, way before memes. Nowadays, memes are more important than facts.

I rugburned my dick once fapping without lube. nev4r again

>lift isnt fair
I like this typo

Yap, life's hard for a man. When I come home from work I wish only to hear silence. I crawl to my bed and wish to die while sleeping. The last thing I need is to stick my penis into a living human being and make repetitive movements.

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This is a good question cut fags often suffer from ED at higher rates.

It's chronic porn use due to high speed internet and edging for two hours at a time.

It's probably a combination of circumcision and peak BPA in the bloodstream.

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Your cut arent you

>edging for two hours
Fucking why?

Yep. Took a while during puberty to figure out how to make it feel good instead of bad. At least I managed to not wind up with deathgrip I guess.

Lol that old man appears to be poised to bench press 315 off his neck. Someone should move his bench back about a foot. Also, he's gonna be crushed. He won't be able to re engage the Smith machine before the entire weight of an average resistance female comes down upon him.

It's porn. I used to have ED and after a 6 month period of not watching it, my dick works perfectly. Diamonds I say.

>all these beta faggots blaming porn for their erectile dysfunction

Listen up faggots, I look at porn all day and probably ejaculates 6 times a day. I have rock hard boners whenever I want to.

You are obviously just trying to blame your own being afraid of your masculinity on porn. I bet 100% that when you were a child/teenager, you looked at porn and got erections, I also bet 100% that your parents told you that looking at porn is wrong. Therefore, in your mind:

erections=porn=wrong
erections=wrong

See the fucking problem here?

You should be looking at MORE porn if anything, not less. And you know what, you should be fucking PROUD of it!

>b-b-but p-p-porn is d-degenerate, I don't want women to be sluts like they are in porn

Women don't change based on how much porn you watch, you paranoid schizophrenic fuck!

In fact, you should go call your parents right now telling them that you are watching porn while talking to them and that it isn't wrong at all and that they should go to hell for ever telling you that your sexuality is wrong, causing you to have erectile dysfunction.

this hits close to me user

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My condolences.
I honestly cant imagine what ot would be like.

HAH jokes on you I get it up just fine but for some reason I developed premature ejaculation out of nowhere like 8 months ago so...oh.