Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Kopftuchmädchen Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289957/Kampfansage-der-CSU-Die-AfD-ist-ein-Feind-von-allem-fuer-das-Bayern-steht.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289851/Mehr-Transparenz-Unionspolitiker-wollen-gegen-anonyme-AfD-Unterstuetzer-vorgehen.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/alexander-wallasch-heute/die-enthemmte-stiftung-bertelsmann-attackiert-deutsche-innovationskraft/
tichyseinblick.de/tichys-einblick/fuenf-irrtuemer-im-asylrecht/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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juergenfritz.com/2018/05/16/von-idioten-regiert/
youtube.com/watch?v=vhyAREaWfyU
rollingstone.com/politics/news/measuring-hate-Jow
bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/harte-strafen-fuer-jetsetjihadisten-gefordert/story/22102749
youtube.com/watch?v=V-ygH1czii8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Weidels speech

youtu.be/eG3TAvZvocI

Hey hey

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Muh nazis

bump

Guess I just have to watch the speech if it's that good.

tastiest salt yet

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wassup kameraden!

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Delet

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Moin

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alice instead of angela kek
hey tay
did your mood improve?

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tots no

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Don't forget Gauland. youtube.com/watch?v=UT__cf2zpjM

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Madness gets them all eventually

more from today
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youtube.com/watch?v=Zuoe_nSQchQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_8yNcAEHTxM

So a dyke with an indian subhuman for a partner is a viable nationalistic opposition? Well done

moin moin liebe maus fans bump

I just watched Weidels speech. Damn, the outrage is real after she said the sentence. Some were screaming as loud as they could kek. Next up is Gaulands speech.

it allready got them but somehow the shitshow goes on
what do?
youtube.com/watch?v=gylfmQgtMJc

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juergenfritz.com/2018/05/16/von-idioten-regiert/

Anons, I've been working on some anti-Democrat memes, and I decided to re-purpose one to be anti-CDU / anti-SPD. Please give me translations of pic related, and I'll make a German version tonight. Also, any other feedback to make this relevant for a German audience would be appreciated.

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She is the ghost of national socialism...

At least according to our left.

It's unbelievable how they try to interrupt Gauland the entire time. A constant shouting and yelling.

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watched weidels speech 3 min ago
wonderful
absolutely wonderful

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It's getting better

Try
Wir können uns keine Kinder mehr leisten.

tits out

cant help but admire this man.

Dafür haben wir jetzt Migranten.

>top left
"Wir können uns keine Kinder leisten"
>bottom left
"#WähltCDU"
"#WähltSPD"
>bottom right
"Das ist Aufgabe der Flüchtlinge" (or switch the last word with "Migranten")
>small text
"Bezahlt durch die Geroge Soros Open Borders Foundation" ("bezahlt" = paid, or "Finanziert" or better "Ermöglicht" = made possible)

Indeed. Why isn't Schäuble doing his job?

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>Guess I just have to watch the speech if it's that good.
It's trash and her orary skills are as poor as ever.

Yeeess, i see ghosts

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feel free to fuck off any time Kevin
go downstairs to your mom and ask her to make you a Klappbrot as usual
because judging by your 53 posts in the last thread alone its almost like you enjoy getting your butthole penetrated by a bunch of strangers like the little bitch you are

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>wonderful
The hell's wrong with you

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Mommy

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klappbrot for klappspaten

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>Top left: Wir können uns keine Kinder leisten
>Bottom Right: Das ist Aufgabe der Migranten
or better yet
>Top left: Wir können uns keinen Nachwuchs leisten
>Bottom Right: Kinder kriegen ist Aufgabe der Migranten
the original leaves room for interpretation that migrants will help german afford having kids

> Hey hey hey
youtube.com/watch?v=vhyAREaWfyU

He is gonna be here until the day he finally breaks ... and then he will love the Big Brother Kraut unconditionally ;)

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>its almost like you enjoy getting your butthole penetrated by a bunch of strangers like the little bitch you are

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>wrong Mommy ;)

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Should one of you need a new twitter name anytime soon I propose to you 'Bund Deutscher Kopftuchmädchen'.

Make that german.
"Wir können uns Kinder nicht leisten - Dafür sind Einwanderer doch da."
#WaehlCDU
#WaehlSPD

It's really fascinating. Someone should do a study about your delusions.

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>"M-Mommy!?"

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>slav and nigger
It's nice to see animals fall in love

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Oh, judging by your previous post the place is already getting to you ... this is exactly how I got stuck on this basketweaving board years ago ... I call it the /d/-ef(f)ect.

It is fascinating how our kind is inherently drawn towards evil and destruction.

t. a refugee from /tg/

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kek
a shill!

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enough tax financed studies have been made about this small part of the internet. And there are always just two outcomes; the studies get it all wrong, or the researchers become channer.

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I don't know why you think that, her speech was actually good. She pointed out to the existing problems we have. What exactly made you upset?

>the place is already getting to you
Nah

>drawn towards evil and destruction
More like drawn to having a cheap laugh at utter morons who harbor the most ridiculous of delusions. :^D

Though if you take a step back and think about it, it's just very, very, very sad.

they allready did

rollingstone.com/politics/news/measuring-hate-Jow Forums-w520145

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>Nah
You wouldn't actually believe how far you can go while still believing that...

Lefty ... there are much better shops of Mommy. After all, I am a connaisseur of the perverse ;)

:DDD

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Great feedback - on it

>her speech was actually good
>She pointed out to the existing problems we have

You see that one above, That kind of lunacy is fascinating.

>they allready did
I meant you morons in this particular recurring thread.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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Just watch yourself, alright? Even if our worldviews differ I'd rather have you keep your sanity.

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He only does his job when there's as much as a whisper from the AfD side.
Doesn't care when the rest of the Bundestag constantly chimps out during AfD speeches.

Is that what happened to you? You gazed too long into Gaulands asshole and become a colon yourself? :^/

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>delusions
you are still at stage one
step up your game nigger

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die rede hat mal gezogen

>Jow Forums's typical activity crept upward to such a volume that by the time 4plebs dumped the data, the size of roughly four years of Jow Forums posts was 20 gigabytes. For a sense of scale, a typical PC today has 8 gigabytes of memory. My own system has exactly 20 gigabytes, meaning that loading the dataset would consume every last bit of memory available. Trump's election had generated so much discussion on the alt-right mothership that the record of that discussion had ascended to the ranks of Big Data.

wtf am i reading

Instead of calling me names and doing the usual playbook stuff, just answer what made you upset, what parts exactly didn't you like and why?

Especially the Gauland speech was hard to follow due to the constant screeching... fucking terrible behaviour of the rest.

Indeed...

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direkt und trocken in den arsch

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>wtf am i reading
High quality informative journalism by people who know EXACTLY what they are talking about.
What else could you expect from mainstream media?

Weidel did nothing wrong!

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i am not gaulands colon i am his tie
ask me anything

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Lol, the media trying to focus on a small part of this speech is really funny. This video just shows how fucked the situation is, Weimar was a walk in the park compared to what is coming. When this shit explodes, lefties and liberals will die a barbaric dead by the hands of everyone else

btw, the Bundestag will burn, this time with the representatives inside, the FDP seems to understand what is coming.

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>Doesn't care when the rest of the Bundestag constantly chimps out during AfD speeches.
AfD members are probably the ones who "chimp out" the most. Just take today, 40 Zwischenrufe/Störungen by them. :^/

kek has blessed our fight against the ADL:

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>the usual playbook stuff
What does that even mean other than that you're mentally unstable?

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German nationalism was never white

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marry me

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faggot marriage are banned in my country

Jow Forums is the jew again?!
Praise Kek

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>Schweiz: Harte Strafen für «Jetset-Jihadisten» gefordert
> Das Führungstrio des Islamischen Zentralrats soll wegen
> Terrorpropaganda mit zwei Jahren Freiheitsentzug bestraft werden.

bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/harte-strafen-fuer-jetsetjihadisten-gefordert/story/22102749

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I don't see anything wrong with the statement.

lol was habt ihr denn für Freaks :^D

>You made me do this!!

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иди нa хyй дeбил

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just like your whole nations
btw Waffen SS was a international organisation of natsoc with the purpose to fight communism

well you better stay a while then grasshopper

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Ups...

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>Nicolas Blancho
Fucking converts. They're the worst.

Ihr habt auch Salafisten in Deutschland.

I just asked what exactly made you upset but you still didn't answer such a simple question.

youtube.com/watch?v=V-ygH1czii8

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improved version:
Eigene Kinder können wir uns nicht mehr leisten.
-emphasis on own (eigene) kids
- nicht mehr ~ not anymore; implicating it was once possible more easily

Dafür haben wir (ja) jetzt (die) Migranten.
has a stronger consolation prize connotation to it if you use the words in parens, you can opt for both

Not the last time they were BTFO by mongols...

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>I don't see anything wrong with the statement.
You can load a database without storing it all in RAM, stating that it "has the size of his RAM" is an entirely irrelevant comparison.

Also there is the implication that the data is:
Only about trumps election.
The alt right exists.
The alt right posts on Jow Forums.
All posts on Jow Forums are made by the alt-right.

>that the record of that discussion had ascended to the ranks of Big Data.
Is also wrong, by the definition of what Big data actually is.
Since it can easily be processed by using traditional methods.

sure we do, can't miss out on this beardmongos, we have the best salafists in europe.

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>Trump's election had generated so much discussion on the alt-right mothership that the record of that discussion had ascended to the ranks of Big Data.
We wuz Big Data and sheeeit.

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even kasselflutschi is turned off by her kek

>Berlin

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>the FDP seems to understand what is coming.
[citation needed]