Daily reminder that you are not a real Christian if you are not a Mormon

Mormon porn wouldn't be so bad if they would get past the Garments and the soi bois.

>white Salamanders n' sheeit
Didn't know about that, reminds me of the turtle in Stephen King's It.

Wrong. It's a matter of accepting the Nicene Creed. If you do, you are by definition "Christian". If you don't, you're not Christian.
Mormons don't as they believe they will become Gods.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicene_Creed
Anything else is a semantic fallacy.

Just wanted to point out, not consuming hot drinks of coffee and tea is merely a recommendation for the clergy. It’s not a part of covenant with god or anything, it’s not sinful to drink it, also soda and cold caffeinated drinks aren’t included, and they only started not drinking coffee in ~1950s.
But a lot of people think that they aren’t supposed to have any caffeine.

Real show stoppers are the tithe and shaving, fuck that.

Not to mention contradicting many parts of the Bible with the excuse that the Bible has been corrupted: mit.irr.org/contradictions-between-book-of-mormon-and-bible

(The Mohammedans do the same thing but at least they state they have a different religion.)

And these are just the mainstream practices of the official organization (acceptable to the federal government), while broader practices include the kind of thing you would find in the wildest conspiracy threads on Jow Forums: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/polygamist-sect-limits-sex-to-seed-bearers-according-to-leaders-estranged-wife-charlene-jeffs-a6675151.html

Mormonism is dumb, but their followers are all white, breed at the age of twenty, and each family has around 7 kids. They also do fun activities with the communities like camping and scouts. They're alright in my book, even though the religion itself has some glaring problems.

The whole "bible is corrupt" is an exit, (I don't have to think for myself because xyz religious leader said you cant trust the bible). They remain willfully in ignorance. They do not know the truth because they do not seek it or want it. The members that do seek the truth are the ones that leave and or excommunicated.

I notice people like you in every thread.

I dont like to tear down other peoples faith. I much prefer to build it up. To enligten their minds and guide them to understanding. But truth works to do both. All men are raised up line upon line and precept upon precept until they can handle all truth without apostasizing.

And that is a truism. That to much truth all at once can seem false and even lead to apostacy. The therefore is to be meted out. Milk before meat in scriptural parlance.

Scripture itslef is a dangerous weapon. When christ was Tempted by the devil the devil cited scripture to him. When peter admonished the followers of paul he said "he speaks of things hard to be undertood which the young and unstable do wrest to their own damnation."

Indeed even the pharisees who followed the word with exactitude had so corrupted it that it became a manual for entry to hell.

Therefore children do not enter into doubtful disputations but measure the fruit of their belief.

Also strange how they try to bolster their legitimacy with the Bible as "Christians" as they even have a Joseph S. version while at the same time saying it's corrupt.

Don't Mormons believe a bunch of stuff Joseph Smith told them on faith alone without him even performing any miracles?
That's my laymen's understanding of Mormonism at least.
If it was more convincing I would more interested in it for the waifus if nothing else.
I'd probably still want to join either way if they still had the rule that no blacks could join.

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They dont scout anymore, Mormons aren't allowed to participate in it anymore since allowing girls.

Sad even though I never particularly cared for it because I know how much it meant to some people, same for the NFL. Destroying our cherished institutions one at a time...

Interesting. The Nicene Creed occured in 325 A.D. were there Christians before then?

No.

Christs ministry was heralded by miracles because the holy spirit was not fully operational. His "new covenant" was the investiture of the faithful with the holy spirit.

Miracles still happen, but the process of conversion is governed today just as it was for peter. By the holy spirit.

Upon this rock shall I build my church.

A Mormon would never write like that, OP.

t. Mormon :)

I have two wives. So I’m close. But I’m also sane so I don’t do Mormon.

Screw all of you mormonism is the true Church of Jesus

>book of mormon is a real historic book, more accurate than any other
>native indians are jews
>when you join you become a jew too
>you get the Melchizedek priesthood which is better than the aaronic priesthood and you get cool jesus powers sort of like a Jedi, like healing the sick, raising the dead, turning water into grape juice, walking on water, moving mountains with your mind, reading peoples mind, jedi force to rebuke people, talking to animals, dodge bullets, anything you want basically, like being Neo.
>you get bullet proof & fireproof underwear.
>you get secret passwords and handshakes to get into heaven
>you have endless celestial sex when you die.
>Jesus regularly speaks to the President of the Church in the Temple.
>Joseph Smith was a prophet and it was ok for him to have sex with 14 year old girls because God said so and marry other men's wives.
>Jesus and God said to Joesph Smith that all the other Churches were wrong and full of poop.
>Niggers are black because they sinned.
>You are white because you were on Jesus' side in the Universe War in Heaven 1
>God and Jesus live in Kolob, it's a cool place bro.
>Tithing helps to pay for the leaders to live off gibs and build shopping malls.

>Alcohol, tea, coffee and cigarettes are banned because they're bad and porn, and sex before marriage, and masturbating, and dirty thoughts, and idling away time, and gossiping, and not wearing your garments 24/7, and not trying to convert your neighbours, and not doing what the government tells you to do.

Jesus loves Mormons the best and its the only people he cares about and he wants everyone to become Mormon, that's why he gave his religion and weird name from an ancient native american Jew prophet Mormon so the world would know. Reminder if you arent mormon you going to the telestial kingdom, which is so good you would kill yourself to get there. When I die im going to become a God fags!

Do you know where I can sign up for a tour of Kolob?

Also forget to add Jesus gives you your very own personalized life plan its called the Patriarchal blessing. It tells your future and says who you will marry what job you will do etc...the more faithful you are the more you get your future told.

Lol this retard thinks Mormons are Amish.

You have to be a mormon first, get baptized, pay your tithing for the rest of your life, goto the temple get the secret passwords, and underwear, get married, serve in all your church 'callings' basically church jobs (everyone gets them) and then when you die you'll probably go to kolob, as long as you didnt masturbate or if you did as long as you said sorry to jesus and tried not to do it again. You can then become a God too.

Isnt Jesus clever user!

Let me know if your magic underwear gets you to heaven.

Mormons will be the first explorers of space.

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Dum da dum da dum dum

I was told I was literally going to see Christ on this earth and be one of his closest friends.

>tfw I was in Mormonism for 35 years.

Fuck that cult. It’s like Scientology lite with a nice big smiley face.

Cesletter.com

The magic hat
Dum da dum da dum dum

shut up you fucking nigger

If only all of you on here would just READ the Book of Mormon and Pray ask God the father via Jesus (not to Jesus directly -God would be annoyed, Jesus is like his secretary) Remember God likes it if you use Ye Olde King James English too apparently

>dear Heavenly father, Elohim, I knoweth the book of Mormon soundeth like a LARP but I wanteth it to be true. I seeketh truth and light and asketh of thee to giveth unto me wisdo, and guidance. I say this in the name of thy son Jesus Christ.

God will then make your heart burn by the Holy ghost (who is abit like Twitter notifications), and that's how you know the book of mormon is not a LARP and Jesus did make magic bullet proof underwear, and you can get jesus jedi powers too.

It is not done in hate but done in love. Christ needs to be the corner stone of anyone's faith. Joseph Smith leads people astray and is often replacing Christ in Mormons hearts. Read 1 John 4

1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God. For many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you will know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3and every spirit that does not confess Jesusa is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming, and is already in the world at this time.

4You, little children, are from God and have overcome them, because greater is He who is in you than he who is in the world. 5They are of the world. That is why they speak from the world’s perspective, and the world listens to them. 6We are from God. Whoever knows God listens to us; whoever is not from God does not listen to us. That is how we know the Spirit of truth and the spirit of deception.

Daily reminder that this cult isn't 'redpilled'. It's a cult.

>tfw I was in Mormonism for 35 years.

Ah you are a dirty apostate fallen brother?You sell you tokens for money? You were one of the chosen, you received your endowment, it will be worse for you on the day of judgement. Just because the temple vows dont include the specific threats doesnt mean they dont happen. You will get bowel cancer and brain tumours. Get back in the name of Jesus Christ get back thou hast a demon inside you. Where did you sin? Did you watch porn? Why did you later Satan win? Repent know and come unto the Lord of Hosts, Jesus Christ.

My sides. Reading the Book of Mormon feels like my intelligence is being insulted.

18 year old kid: "Hey man. An angel just talked to me in the barn...he told me God forgot to tell us some shit so he gave us some gold tablets."
Friend: "Really? Where's the gold tablets?"
18 year old kid: "Idk bro. But don't worry...I copied it all down!"
Friend: "Fuckin A."

Boom, "religion" born. $$$

Fuckin idiots

All my knowledge of the Mormon Religion comes from Reverent Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Seems that South Park has been popular in Ireland for a long time, is that true?

What is not a cult!!! it's all perfectly rational.

Jesus was a brothers in Heaven with Satan, we were all there too at a massive meeting about how to get a body. Jesus and Satan both presented a plan to give his 10billion spirit children bodies (you and I). Satan's plan was to get all of God's children back but with no free will, because sin means you cant go home. Jesus said I will give them free will but not all will come back because some will sin. God prefered Jesus' plan because he likes the idea of agency and choice. Satan got annoyed that God rejected his plan and he and his followers had a massive battle with Jesus and all of us. We won though and cast Satan to hell. Black people did nothing and watched, that's why they are black as punishment for being lazy and not picking a side. The toughest of Jesus' army are people with Downs syndrome, they didnt have it in heaven though, God gave them Downs syndrome on earth so Satan would not recognise them, because these guys were really powerful Jedi like warriors in heaven and he wants all of these guys to come back to him, and they arent capable of sin on earth.

Simple user, you should read the Book of Mormon and ask God in the name of Jesus if its true. And you will see that all of it is real. You'll thank me when you get your magic underwear and Jedi powers ok. See you in Kolob brother we can make a NatSoc planet together when we become Gods.

But I will keep on doing what I am doing, in order to undercut those who want an opportunity to be regarded as our equals in the things they boast about. 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. 14

Here is the fun part in the next verse. Remember that Joseph was visited by and angel of light. I do not think he quite remembered the warning in 1 John 4:1 to test the spirits.

And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their actions.

1 John 4:1
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.

And we all know he loved to boast, see my first post

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Yeah it was on all the time in the mid-2000s They even made a Dubbed version in the Irish Language.

There's that spirit of love Joseph Smith helped foster in this guy , what a spectacle to see.

THIS PEOPLE IS ONE OF THE FRUIT OF LDS DOCTINE.

If this was the 1800's, would be getting lynched right now. Pitchforks and all.

Seriously people run towards Yeshua Hamashiach, there is no darkness to be found in him.

Mormons supported Evan McMullin, who is a deep state knob, and created a whole new fake book and then lost all the evidence which supposedly proved it to be real.

Now they’re overrunning Utah with goblinos. Mormons already shat the bed.

Acts 2:17-20

>And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.

Durrh Joseph Smith knew that. God told him a test on how to check if an Angel is from God or from Satan its in the Doctrine and Covenants. God said offer the Angel a handshake; Satan will try to shake your hand but an Angel from God wont!!!! Ta Dah!!

Of course Joeseph never did this test on Jesus and God, or any of the other Angels that visited him though ..why would he nee.... hmmmm....come to think of it... it's not a very clever test....and...hmmm.....funny....he never tried it on the angel who told him to have sex with 14 year old girls either......hmmm...oh well...sugar guess I just need to pay more tithing and stop touching my pee pee, Satan is very crafty trying to make me think Joeseph Smith was A fraud.

All Christians have shit the bed. It's a zombie religion that should have been buried a long time ago but the corpse is useful because it's, so far, smelly enough to slow down the other religions.

Heresy.

That’s bullshit, fedorafag.

Yeah we should lynch that guy dirty apostate, one of the fruits of LDS doctrine, blood in, blood out, blood atonement like the Prophet Brigham Young said. Should we Dox him and send the Danites around his house?

Not only heresy, but the whole cults been taken over by the CIA.

Temple is completely full of gold bullion, too.

The only flaw in the BoM is this.

If satan is running the world (1 john 5:19)
I was told by a few elders that Humans are placed on earth to be tested, and satan is used to test humans.

I have tried to get a clear answer on this but have never been responded to.

Ill have this open for a couple hours and reply as I can. Tag my post.

>el memeo
Sure showed me. But what I said is true. Modern Christianity is a fucking farce compared to the principles and scruples of historical Christianity and Christian neighborhoods. Now they have lesbian bishops, and pedophile priests, and move only in the realm of politics, and lost their charity and caring and connectedness, and reduced their rituals to the act of merely garnering profit, and actively destroy neighborhoods. And they actively blame others for the things they, themselves, destroyed.

Get fucked.

Sorry, the question is important too.

Did god place satan in the role of running the earth as a test?

No it's not CIA run. Just Old white men pretending to be Jewish, The Temple are ornate but they dont have gold bullion in.

Daily reminder that you are not a real European if you subordinate yourself to Hebrew Mythology.

There have always been heretical sects, this isn’t new. Fedorafaggots like you are an innovation though.

The temple is chock full of gold bullion. Some user posted the proofs years ago here.

Yes user. He cast him down to hell but he walks on the face of the earth without a body. God sent Satan to earth. Satan is Jesus' Brother and your brother too, hes just been abit bad. He also did the same on other Alien worlds -ok! FFS if you'd gone to the temple you would know this it's basics 101.

Once I learned this was accurate I was turned off from the group as a whole.

The bible confilcts with this teaching.

>he thinks his sect is special
>literally ignored the rest of my post
You're the worst of the worst, honestly. You're still touting moral authority for no other reason than to meme online. That's literally all your sect is good for, to give you permission to talk tough on the internet.
If you're the bulwark against Islam than we already lost.

So, Charlemagne was what exactly then?

Pagans are larping retards, most of which have been through the prison system and enjoy the taste of other men’s semen. Muslims and Jews are just as bad.

>The temple is chock full of gold bullion. Some user posted the proofs years ago here.

Mate I was a pretty high ranking member for decades, there is no gold bullion in the temples -sorry. Everything else you've heard is true probably.

>implying I belong to any sect
All I need’s my Bible user.

Dude...

Anyone who believes the writings of the charlatan Joseph Smith should not be trusted.

There is extensive proof of this if you look. The Temple is full of gold.

>lost its connectedness
>destroyed neighborhoods
Then guilty of shit I already accused you of.

It's a joke user. Calm down, Im taking the piss out of Morminism I was a member for decades.

+1 to this guy, never do religion ever. Grab your bible and follow Jesus Christ.

Agreed.

Yeah it's plate /leaf gold everywhere. But not bullion, ask me anything, I will tell no lie.

see

If you refuse to be in the community than you have no say in it.

I wear this around Utah. It triggers the idiots.

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An agent of latter day hebrew decline. Debasement of philosophy, politics, and culture.

If you want to raise children right, you teach them the Classics. You don't feed them hebrew mythology and a diet of dark age decline.

Wrong
Isaiah 14:12 states clearly that Satan is a fallen Angel

Genesis 6:1-4 states clearly that Angels are sons of God

Then 1 John 5:19 says we are clearly being tested and that we have agency

>I dont like to tear down other peoples faith. I much prefer to build it up.
If you believe in the false religion of Mormonism why would you expect any Christian to build it up?
That being said, I wish us Christians could get our shite together as well as the Mormons do...once it becomes more mainstream expect a non-stop assault from the kikes.

Nah that wont trigger them much. But if you walked around with the LDS garments (magic underwear) on the outside of your clothes that would definitely trigger them!!

no more plural marriage, would not convert

>wisdo
lel is that the autistic version of wisdom?

And just like that a new meme is born.

Daily reminder that you won't see a cross anywhere on the Mormon temple, but you will find occult symbols like inverted pentagrams and the all-seeing eye.

Mormonism is a cross between islam and Scientology

I am using my Mormon powers from my magic underwear to curse you OP!

LOL. English is my second language. I hide behind my meme flag on mormon topic threads, because I was once fairly high ranking before I 'apostatized' and Jow Forums's servers are hosted in Utah, so it wouldnt take much for someone to know who I was.

the wisdom of mormons
>wisdo
wisdo
>wiso

The symbols are from LDS garments.

>Daily reminder that you won't see a cross anywhere on the Mormon temple

No they dont believe in the cross as religious iconography. They says it's a symbol of torture and death, e.g. would you wear a miniture crush car crash around your neck if someone you loved died in a car crash? The occult symbols are all lifted straight from Freemasonry.

Hail Sa--JESUS!!!

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Shit, I did see that until I clicked on the picture, i thought it was the stock photo water mark -my eyes! I'm an old fag trying to live life again. I lived under mormonism for a very long time.

Hope you found Christ or your enslavement will continue in a different form.

This

I know. The LDS is a cult that slapped a varnish of Jesus on the surface to not scare the normies. Stay away from Mormonism.

i have a mormon church up the street from me. think if i drove their tomorrow morning they would talk to me? i want to know what they plan to do now that they have pulled out of the boy scouts. also have been thinking about going to one of their services.