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>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.

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first for montenegro

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Why didn't you show up?

>is a self admitted neet
>versus the lad who shielded a grenade blast with his coat

This.

>ponces around in the middle east claiming to defend Britain
>meanwhile in Rotherham
>LARP

Yeah okay

>is a millionaire with all the free time in the world
yes
>versus some larping fat cunt who lives in his car and ran away from his only opportunity to prove himself to the gods
hmmmm

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Woah. You incels just keep showing up out of the woodwork.

This.

>gets btfo
>resorts back to the status quo
haha you pussy

I could crush your windpipe faggot.

you got a liscence to post here?

I could crush all of your virgin windpipes kek. Fucking mess.

>tfw my niece is going on a trip to Europe and visiting UK, France, and Germany

I wonder if she'll speak Arabic when she gets back

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>homophobia

GET OUT

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is this why you won't fight me you utter pussy? is this why you've been running from conflict your entire life? fucking kek

>If she gets back

I don't want to get a manslaughter charge for killing a sixth former.

Oii mates, you lot of cheeky bastards best bin that rubbish you call bbc. Might poke an eye out with that serpent sorcery of pedo penplay. Or you better get to skeeting on skeeter b4 ole mad eye muhammed molests your children like rafi on taco.