Tomorrow in my city there will be a gay/trans parade. How to I trash it?

Tomorrow in my city there will be a gay/trans parade. How to I trash it?

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Go naked.

>Go to parade
>Cut off penis in front of everyone
>shove it up your ass
>post to /b/
>profit !!!!!!!

Shit all over the road they'll be walking on

Pretend to be one of them and hold up merchant posters.

You could shoot anyone with a dildo strapped to their body.
>I'm PROUD OF SPREADING AIDS ON PURPOSE AND RAPING LITTLE BOYS

Go full Mateen

They'll be moving through Lithuania
I don't see the point in "Trashing" it

>Tomorrow
A little late to plant pipe bombs but you could just play them the Wermacht greatest hits.

Call them out for being racists.

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>Buy a bunch of condoms
>poke holes in all the condoms
>soak them in hot sauce
>wait till faggots have their peckers burned off

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I once got poison ivy on my dick. That was horrible, but putting the lotion on it felt so good.

pastor anderson fliers all over the walls, lamp posts etc. where they will be walking

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suck all of their dicks. that'll show those gays, maybe shake your fist in defiant anger as you do it.

that's a good plan. show all those fags who the real gay lord is

proclaim that youre a trans post-op F2M who is in a relationship with a straight female and protest that gays dont need rights.

get gays yelling to remove the "T" from "LGBT" and cause a fag riot.

Walk around with a plain sign displaying hiv, syphilis, colon cancer, and admitted pedo sstatistics.
Make handouts too with sources.

This

Don't forget the rare type of skin cancer known as Karposa's Sarcoma. Whoever has this has already it's skin crawling

Go to a rooftop and leave tons of pringles soaked in laxatives scattered around. The gays are gonna have shit raining down on them

Dress in a burka while you do this

Mirk nuo vezio

You need at least an SUV to make sure the modies dont get trapped in the grille and slow you down

Go to parade and make new lgbt friend.
Get off the grid inna the woods.
Snuggle.

>IS
>B HAMAS

Best idea ITT

i think advocating violence is illegal.

Kur vyks?

rent a truck and drive into history baby!

Dress in traditional Muslim garb and scream "Allah hates fags!"

Dress up as a bride and bring an AK-47.

make sure your buff or else you're gonna get raped

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don't

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Don't lie. You guys like being bullied.

Go to the parade and learn about LGBT culture. Make some great life long friends you can share memories with.

ahah you are actually right..

Fucking dia contra la homofobia.

>mfw people walk around with communist flags, cops talk to them and laugh, everything is nice
>meanwhile guys with a falangist flag get arrested

>memories
(and STDs)

Truck of peace

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