WHATCHA DOIN POL

I'm currently comfy as fuck building the best Reich and cucking Sweden. How about you user?

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i hope you didn't support the Parajew by buying the game

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People who aren't German who have respect for Nazi Germany are idiots. They were German supremacists not white supremacists.

Aw a butthurt bong.
I'm surprised they let you on Jow Forums today--did you renew your LOICENSE?

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My family is originally from Germany

muh ancesters where 56% german

>They were German supremacists not white supremacists.
Then why did hundreds of thousands of Germans in America, Canada, Russia, Eastern Europe and elsewhere answer Hitler's "call to the Fatherland"?

It wasn't about white supremacy. Plenty of "foreigners" served willingly, and the Third Reich welcomed them.

The reason you come to this board and get shit shoved down your throat is because you're a bluepilled smug twat that stands on a soapbox preaching your doctrine as absolute law, instead of questioning anything.

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I'm working on my thesis to get my MS in Engineering Physics.

They saw anglos as their cousins since half of The English are their rape babies. Don’t be ubsurd. They wanted to be your ally and friend. You chose the Jews... now look at you.

Mad swedes and bongs LULULLUL wish hitler would have bombed you all to ashes

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Cringe

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so you are wasting your time in a fantasy world while the real world goes to shit. good job user.

Germany players are fucking pathetic.

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It's just an amerimutt trying to gain brownie points with Europeans, it happens all the time here.

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>Play as Norway on Kaiserreich
>Make nationalist coup
>Retake Greenland and Iceland
>Invade Denmark
>Invade Sweden
>Claim back Shetland and Orkeney islands
>It's 1941, invade Finland before the Soviet
>Garrison Soviet border until Germany comes to help
>Claim half of the Soviet
>Begin invading Asia

good game.

Thats right guys spend your time in this complex strategy game, don't waste your time in reality.

good goy no one is allowed to have fun. Fun is degenerate. Anyone who wastes his time on fun is a race traitor

>doesn't know how to screenshot

kys

i mean it.

also

>not cleaning up the west before going north

seriously, kys, you're terrible

Oi vey looks like funland is angry at me.

you can have a normal life and still play games. Whats important is moderation wich you obviously lack so you have to distance yourself from everything involving wasting time.

>Electronically lobotomizing yourself

hoi4 is a piece of shit kys

this game is so fucking bad, I can steamroll the soviets without any problem, they dont even build T34 or deploy them.
england? dont get me started. US declares war and never acts on it. battle AI is fucking retarded, what a fucking waste of time.

>GOT FUCKING PUSHED BACK BY BELGIUM (look at the province next to Luxemburg)
>goes up North before even capitulating France (better at least put some garrison there)
also is that the USSR in France?

>They wanted to be your ally and friend. You chose the Jews... now look at you.
speak for yourself fag

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Dont blame me for being comfy because you let the fatherland fall. I'm doing what i can for America.

>1570
>Moldavia not annexed
faggot

I can screenshot but i didn't want you to see the hud to see how mediocre i was actually doing. I'm just bullshitting and wanted to take Sweden.

>playing as germany after removing hitler and restoring the kaiser
>take france over because reasons
>still at war with UK
>soviet bolshevik scum war poland who i have a defensive pact with
>british have a guarantee on poland but still ally with the soviets and send them aid

fucking treasonous brits. i guess ill have to save the world from marxism myself

Waiting for tomorrow.

Im high and forgot to garrison a bunch of shit

get expert AI mod. soviets are a nightmare

I'm sitting back doing nothing in my executive office watching my money grow from investments I made with all the money my parents left me. Later on, I have to decide how little I have to pay my new employees before I take one of my exotic cars to my the airport on this month's vacation in the Caribbean.
Life is good.

for the grand principality of Prussia
old Prussia all the way

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But if my country was allied with them, and spared its independence thanks to help from Nazi Germany?

B-but I happen to live on a piece of land where by chance a Germanic tribe settled for some decades and therefore I'm 100% German gross reich citizen and have a picture of Hitler in every room of my house and a sticker in the car.

wtf happened here

damn that's epic...

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Lol are you seriously playing paracucks HoI IV? Are you S O Y fag or what is your problem?

That gets boring real fast unfortunately :(

What game is this user?

Playing HoI IV of Kaiserreich and not DH. Seriously is Jow Forums full of S O Y boys.

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Just taking what belongs to the Netherlands

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Eating tootsie pops. Did you know that there's a kid doing the Nazi salute on the wrapper? He only shows up every 88 pops.

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EU IV

You are like a little babby.

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You mean what the Netherlands belong to.

Took the kaiserpill, now trynna mod it up

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It's a bit more complex than that, they wanted to unify all Germanic peoples and push east to colonize up to the Urals. They supported other European nationalists (Spain, Finland ETC) and Hitler was a huge Anglophile with a respect for the whole commonwealth, while the SS tried to get a sense of pan-Europeanism against the Soviets.

Fucking kek
This is accurate to the point of being a personal attack

if only u knew

>hoi4
>not hoi3 with bice
op is a faggot

>taking a picture of the screen with a camera

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>not knowing how to crop an image on fucking paint

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>playing a grand strategy game while being high as a kite

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I love both HOI4 and EU4 but for getting drunk and chilling HOI4 is way better than EU4
EU4 is so fucking Micro-Intense next to HOI4

HoI4 worst single player game ever made by paradox

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This is true.
I feel that out of all the Paradox games, HOI4 is the least "involved", it's the only Paradox game I ever played in which I achieved what I felt was a "complete playthrough" in a reasonable amount of time.

I've "completed the game" where I conquer most of the world in EU, Darkest Hour, CK and Victoria but these took way too long. Although having 3000+ Infamy in Vicky was fun, with militancy and consciousness permanently stuck at max and millions of revolutionaries popping up every few months.

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>LOICENCE
*Licence

>using the Imperial Navy flag instead of the default
Good man, good taste

Shitposting about the Hawaii volcano in another thread. As a studying geologist I am so excited for these fireworks to start already.

Don't worry, after you pay $80 for the rest of the DLC in five years, it'll be pretty decent.

Stobbit.
Just don't. Are you shilling against Americans?

Why is day/night cycle on, you degenerate masochist

>out of the way
>best battle cruiser coming through

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not even forming super germany

HOI3 had too much micro. HOI4 was good.

Darkest Hour with 1914 start date is where it's really at.

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>IV
>not III
Cyкa Блять

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removing spain

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You lost Karelia and you will never get it back just like Ukraine lost the Crimea. Is this really something to be thankful about?

Neger the micro was what made it fun

War in the East > Hoi4