Do any government officials browse Jow Forums ?
Do any government officials browse Jow Forums ?
Benjamin Cooper
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Cameron Anderson
I'm Vice President Mike Pence.
Isaiah Richardson
Yes. I work for The Company on the European desk (Finland and Estonia specialist) which is also known a Crown Desk.
We crowd source 'happenings' from a few sites. I have a notification pop up on my work computer that alerts me anytime threads about Russia, Finland, Estonia or Baltic states is made on Jow Forums, Jow Forums, or Jow Forums.
Kevin Edwards
>be NSA agent
>spend all day searching through Jow Forums shitposts for nazi terrorism
>kill self
David Nelson
Bentley Williams
nope none of us monitor any of your internet activities. Feel free to post plans and personal information here.
Parker Harris
>not knowing the alphabets and ayys moderate Jow Forums
Why do you think it's never been shut down
Logan Lewis
I'm Director of the Office for Penis Inspection. 100 illegal foreskins crossed my desk this afternoon alone.
Caleb Gonzalez
I am this man's secretary and also secretly embezzling illegal foreskins to be sold on the foreskin black market (but they dont have to be black foreskins)
Jack Turner
I might buy some beer later
Mason Harris
Me. But not in an official capacity. Just privately.
Mason Stewart
I have instructed the Penis Inspector General to conduct an audit. Please do not leave work early today.
Jaxson Evans
I am a legislative aide
Michael Torres
Probably
Lucas Cook
I will be selling Crack to 9 year olds later and copies of Das kapital
Nicholas Gutierrez
the CIA & FBI lurk
Joseph Torres
Meowcense and registration purrrr
Luis Martin
Hello agent,
We are well aware you faggots patrol this Luxembourg cricket appreciation board.
Tell the agent in charge we have been behaving ourselves.
Love,
user ( but I know you know that I know you know who I really am.)
Bentley Perry
No. The world would be a better place.
Aiden Jenkins
Welcome to the party
Aaron Carter
Wouldn't you like to know.
Ethan Mitchell
Yeah, and if you make enough bad goy points, they send someone to live next to you :3
Juan Thomas
someone post the Jow Forums edition green maga hat
Kayden Sullivan
No. Please go about your business.
Leo Kelly
I have to go do non foreskin related things first. Dont search my desk
Christian White
I planted a whole bunch of foreskins back in March. The bagel crop is looking good this year.
Landon Rogers
Please see me around back the Penis Inspection Office. Knock twice and wait
Kevin Flores
Petry reporting in.
Parker Jackson
Hi! NSCIA here
Christopher Gray
It's a secret.
They're all about secrecy and classification and ritual and blah blah blah blah.
If there were, you wouldn't know
But we know you people are here.
We can see you, hear you, feel you.
We know.
And we're coming.
Camden Lopez
okay, well I'm gonna be singing songs for the next few hours, so tap into my phone if you wanna hear it
Robert Smith
Which department?
Caleb Cook
You got any foreskins?
Joshua Parker
Rcmp here
Julian Rivera
>I am a legislative aide
Awesome!
Can we PLEASE get this onto the floor?
It would be hilarious to see them try to not pass it.
Levi King
You are not to take any foreskins into your office until cleared by HR.
Landon Ramirez
The future is now! #Free the skins
You'll never stop me
Joseph Reyes
I'M CALLING THE CONGRESSIONAL JEWISH CAUCUS TO CONVENE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Hudson Cook
Im not an official but i do advise political talk show hosts.
Anthony Morgan
like who?
Lincoln Moore
SUPO here, I don't think there's anyone else but me that got this paskaduuni.
Just earmarking finfag posts and sending them up