Press P to pray it was Hogg or the bald lesbian.
1 dead in Parkland Floridia after lightning strike
Aiden Cooper
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Juan Wright
Praise kek. P
Christian Carter
Florida is #1 in the US for lightning strikes. It's not even close. You have to be careful around here, Zeus has damned this whole state.
Jaxon Ortiz
I personally confirm I killed that maggot Hogg
Kek, confirm this for me?
Easton Miller
Austin Ward
Thanks, Zeus
Julian Ramirez
BAN ASSAULT FLORIDA WEATHER NOW
Floirda has been the lightning capital of the country for too long and this must end now!
William Morris
David is fine. I just finished talking to him on his Fuck the 2nd Amendment Skype Call.
Jaxson Baker
P
Jordan Cruz
>ban assault electrons nao
Ian Miller
Hogg was killed by la creatura for being a white male
William Martin
DO NOT bully la goblina
Adam Carter
bump
P
Gabriel Perez
Kek has confirmed the one dead is Hogg and the one critical is la Goblina. They were struck while having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Adam Baker
As an Oklahoman, it is past time for America to ban assault storms. Hurricanes illegally cross the border into Florida and we have our own domestic storm terrorists in my state. We can’t let hurricane Hyde keep getting away with it, it’s 2018.
Gavin Green
>"Immediately after Rabbi Schlomo told the truth a lightning bolt struck him down"
Henry Jones
lest we forget the brave men and women who laid their lives down to protect this great nation.
Nathaniel Bailey
This hope it was her
Jackson Mitchell
Bump
Nathaniel Collins
can't juice the zeus
Nolan Watson
It's the best time of year in Florida, the time when we offer the blood sacrifices to the LIGHTNING GOD so that snowbird season will be tolerable.
Jacob Myers
ohfug ibs habbening
koo bredictd dis.
Liam Collins
P
Oliver Reed
P
Dominic Myers
It’s been predicted
Grayson Thompson
>You have been visited by the God of Lightning and Consensual Rape
>Libshits will drop dead from bolts of divine wrath, but only if you sacrifice 100 bulls to this post
Zachary Anderson
QUEUE SAID IT
PARA|YS
Kayden Perry
you greasy motherfucker!
Dylan Baker
P
Levi Stewart
P
Jackson Martinez
I have a tumor that is rarer to get than getting struck by a lightning
i'm alive but have worse luck than these faggs
Easton Scott
>Ohio
>Pennsylvania
OH NO NO NO
David Scott
How many natives does Ohio have? Those sacrifices to Manitu must be getting somewhere
Hudson Hall
Oh shit. Digits confirm.
Angel Stewart
>the parkland shooting wasn't a false flag steve, and if it is may God strike me down now
William White
DIGITS PRAISE HIM
Evan Sanchez
>or the bald lesbian.
It says PERSON, not goblin
Nathaniel Price
Thanks based Greek god
Nathaniel Johnson
My wife's son died in that storm you bigot. You can't prove it didn't happen.
Easton Cooper
Matthew Sanders
this is the only plausible theory
Gavin Moore
SUSPECT IS A WHITE MALE INCEL NRA GUN OWNING LIGHTING GOD OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Ian Howard
>ban assault lightning
Zeustards will defend this.
Luis Ortiz
Kek bless you, user.
Easton Wilson
>I personally confirm I killed that maggot Hogg
Thanks Tesla.
Juan Gutierrez
This reminds me: have any Parkland pics made it onto bestgore yet?
Bentley Gutierrez
Julian Torres
the shart maraton is going well i see
Brandon Diaz
>bulls
>a sexually dominant male who, for fun or financial gain, cuckolds and humiliates
husbands while servicing their wives.
hmmm