/ptg/ President Trump General - Fuck Off Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/15/18
youtu.be/cn1aLjqmFMo
>America 1st Video: Support Gina Haspel 5/15/18
youtu.be/1sZNDAVzQxQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/mi8gMRzpXdk
>WH Video: VP Pence @is-ra-hell's 70th 5/15/18
youtu.be/tl8ebfTTt6o
>Pres Trump message to is-ra-hell 5/14/18
youtu.be/PfuujUD-LD8
>VP Pence @is-ra-hell's 70th anniversary in DC 5/14/18
youtu.be/_NTE9VP-qSw
>US Emb in Is-ra-hell ceremony 5/14/18
youtu.be/Y_SvNrLbL7w
>AG Sessions message for Police Week 5/14/18
youtu.be/MvtMdxywj6M
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Hoover Inst 5/14/18
youtu.be/A8aOcHgbRZw
>SoS Pompeo meets w/UAE FM binSayed 5/14/18
youtu.be/l0dem7XrzcE
>CommSec Wilburine @Natl Press Club 5/14/18
c-span.org/video/?445463-1/
>HHSSec Azar on lowering drug prices 5/14/18
youtu.be/xSKEiz42j54

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MAGA

>this man is singehandedly torching any chances for Trump's Nobel Prize and /ptg/'s hopes for Midterms

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Way to go retards

>w-we'll be out of the EU next year, we s-signed article 50!

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thanks for baking

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Thanks for baking, brother.

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keep this one bumped for recycle

WHERE MY JIM BOIS AT???

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DEFEND THIS RIGHT NOW

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Trump live NOW

>youtube.com/watch?v=NLodxrwf_-o

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All those employees should be fired

Hey Joeposter, how'd your lottery go?

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>DON'T YOU KNOW DRUMPF IS RAYCIST YOU STUPID NIGGER?

they were. 2 of them

The Council will hear of this sloppy baking

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Common sense.

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youtu.be/NLodxrwf_-o
we're live

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AHHHHHHHHH SHIT

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youtube.com/watch?v=NLodxrwf_-o


HEY TRUMP IS ON


TURN IT UP

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everyone was panicking and I didn't want Joe to win, sue me

Nice

This fucking clown can't even get an invite to a legitimate comedy show.

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Nunes and his actions have been destructive for U.S.

Ryan continues to allow his actions, regardless of what they mean for the safety of U.S.

Pathetic

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>We prefer immigrants that don't post joe - Trump probably

Why do you hate Europe based black magapedes?

SMITE HAWAII
IT DESERVES IT

Hei :)

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Meadows, Jordan and DeSantis just sent POTUS a letter asking him to release all of the Justice Dept files. As Chief Executive, POTUS of course has the authority to classify and declassify any executive document, for any reason he wishes.

He will be advised against it by those who do not have his best interest in mind, but I think there's a good chance he does it here. Because he must be tired of all the games by now. Release everything and let the chips fall where they fall.

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Day 2 of the 1st International /ptg/ Congress. How to handle with the thread making.

>Europe
We don't talk those words around here partner

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DRUMPF BTFO

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i bet my brother 1,000 trump would serve his full term. im going to win, r-right?

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The day Congress can't provide oversight over an agency is the day that agency needs to be shutdown.

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>50 of the 62 dead in Israel border were actual terrorists

indiscriminate killing my ass

Is this the right thread? I'm asking for a fren, last thrad got kinda hectic

I know FBI directors should be impartial but I'm not sure Wray was the best choice he hasn't really seemed to do anything to help the agency

>real news
Ya know how if you have to keep telling people you're smart, you're not smart?

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>he must be tired of all the games by now

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They've been non-stop since before the fissures started.
What magnitude?

Senate now voting to reverse FCC's net neutrality decision

Nice!

oh but I forgot, that American media considers Hamas a peace organization while NRA is literally terrorist organization

IG report any day now.

TRUMP SAYS GOING FOR FULL FUNDING SOON FOR BORDER WALL

cool

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Can somebody please explain to me the rationale for picking him up? I want to believe in 4d waterpolo.

He got BTFO. Literally seething because some user keeps reporting him to agencies as a threat and pedo

>California Sanctuary State Roundtable

wonder if CNN is showing this and fact checking live

>Being this delusional!

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Nope, you didn't say "he'll finish both terms" !

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>No *****Public****** evidence
>ongoing investigation

Do you understand how investigations work?

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keep on keepin on shitlord.
only 6 more miserable years of you crying to go

Trump can't pick his guys because they won't be confirmed. Wray was the only one that could survive the nomination proceedings and he's still awful.

Someone from DOJ or FBI leaked what the source did to NYT, it's just political obstruction from Wray is my bet.

Hey, I just found out my cousin from Europe is coming over thanks to the lottery system. I am super excited for him. Didn't you apply too? What happened with that?

He thinks "merit-based" means the gypsy with the most kidnapped children in his wagon wins US citizenship.

He has to. They will trade DACA for it this time just watch.

nothing

Trump should fire Mueller. He should also fire Congress and the Judiciary.

that's a riskier bet than you'd think, i'm more worried about an insane bernout shooting him than impeachment

>Senate now voting to reverse FCC's net neutrality decision

Purely for show. House won't touch it. It's DOA.

Next Monday, May 21st POTUS will welcome NASCAR champion Martin Truex Jr and his team to the White House.

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ANYONE ELSE JUST FEEL A BLAST SHOCKWAVE ON THE EAST COAST!?

When you see the ID.

>Europe is so shit that everyone wants to come to America

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>DUDE CANT RAISE PRICES FOR STREAMING SERVICES LMAO
fuck the Youtube and make them pay

NH here, didn't feel nothing

Are people watching Trump atm? It's good!

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>17 YEARS WOULD BE NICE

>I'd like to be in office for 17 years
WTF IMBEEEEEECH

>PEOPLE BASED ON MERIT
GYPSIES BTFO

Nothing? What do you mean?

And it'll fail. How boring.

Inter-pol were right again

>How long have you been in office?
>17 months. 17 years would be nice too. Heh heh.

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HAHAHAHAHAAH

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>This just in, Trump pays his lawyer to do things sometimes. He’s just like us!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know, it's great watching him saying "IT WAS MY TURN" every time he's asked. It's great twisting the blade like this

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i 'ad a giggle

LONGEST SERVING PRESIDENT
FUCK YOU FDR

How far can they go until we start killing them?

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>May
>Could
>Possibly
These words all should end in a firing squad

I don't think he's fucking around about this.

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>Do you understand how investigations work?
They're perfunctory for Democrats and gravely important for Republicans.

DENIED LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT

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4 years, 8, 17 years. How bout I'm doing all of them

>may

That's fake news. Almost all of the money that came from Russia were Americans in Russia at the time they paid their dues.

>the cbs damage control article that gets btfo 4 hours later
gotta love the little things

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TRUMP WANTS TO VIOLATE THE 22ND AMENDMENT MUELLER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY

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>judiciary dems
Discarded.