Why aren't you pagan, user?

Not into JIDF

Because pagans ,especially germanic/Nordic/Thulean ones, were irrelevant until the cheek-turners introduced them to (((books))) and (((civilization))) and (((not looting and raping and murdering like a chimp))).
>ooga booga bix nood I wuz vikangz an' sheeit
Because our huwite Yurpeen ancestors were not Harald Hardrada or Caesar Augustus. Most likely, they were illiterate peasants whose main concern was not starving to death, not muh descendants or muh incesturs.

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I don't enjoy dancing around trees naked while 90yo women shove mushrooms up their cunt, and tell me that if I don't cut my wife's head off as a sacrifice to Odin, that I'll get testicular cancer.

Because I have a 3-digit IQ and I'm straight.

There aren't any LARP clubs in my area.

Because I don't like drinking semen

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Cause that’s stupid

At least you like drinking Jewish propaganda though

Because of its ties to sorcery, which is real. Evil spirits are real and contactable through ouiji boards or demon rituals. First time I played it was with 7 people, the spirit was able to tell the two siblings what happened to their father inevitably (he was mafia member that was wacked).

Cool picture. I don't know much about pagan beliefs, but in my experience Christianity is authentic. See the gifts of the Spirit in 1 Corinthians. Eagerly desire them, especially prophecy.

SWEDEN YES
would you like a taste of my 56% semen

redpill me on pagan theology and metaphysics

We already have a trinity, worship statues, larp in stupid costumes and symbolically eat mangod flesh.

How can pagancucks even compete?

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That's a lie created by a literal Jew

Because you idiots converted to this dead faith for lifely reasons you don't care about afterlife you will go to hell

Because it's a LARP and was a LARP even in ancient times.

"The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful." -Edward Gibbon

Odin isn't all powerfull. Also, he died at Ragnarock - the Fenrir ate him.

The worthy are reincarnated. Your soul belongs in the garbage with your jewish god.

fpbp as per usual

Ragnarok hasn't happened yet, and the Norns are more powerful than the Gods so who knows what will happen.

Anyway the children of Odin survives, which is core Paganism so even if Odin dies, it's fine.

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The catholic church is an extension of the saturn cult of rome. If anybody is a larp it's catholics. It's also a reverse eugenics program.
>Experiments in limiting breeding to the undesirable classes were unconsciously made in mediaeval Europe under the guidance of the church. After the fall of Rome, social conditions were such that all those who loved a studious and quiet life, were compelled to seek refuge from the violence of the times in monastic institutions, and upon such the church imposed the obligation of celibacy, and thus deprived the world of offspring from these desirable classes.
>The Nordic blood was kept pure in the Colonies, because at that time among Protestant peoples there was a strong race feeling, as a result of which half-breeds between the white man and any native type were regarded as natives and not as white men.
"In the Catholic colonies, however, of New France and New Spain, if the half-breed were a good Catholic he was regarded as a Frenchman or a Spaniard, as the case might be. This fact alone gives the clew to many of our colonial wars where the Indians, other than the Iroquois, were persuaded to join the French against the Americans by half-breeds who considered themselves Frenchmen. The Church of Rome has everywhere used its influence to break down racial distinctions. It disregards origins and only requires obedience to the mandates of the universal church. In that lies the secret of the opposition of Rome to all national movements. It is the imperial as contrasted with the nationalistic ideal, and in that respect the inheritance is direct
from the Empire."

Because I'm not an edgy contrarian retard.
Paganism is a dumb internet fashion trend (LARP) and it has zero value in officialism socially and politically.
These retarded threads are off-topic atheist autistic screech.

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>reincarnation
>Believing in the stupidest religious concept

Post your best pagan memes

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"In the Middle Ages, through persecution resulting in actual death, life imprisonment, and banishment, the free thinking, progressive, and intellectual elements were persistently eliminated over large areas, leaving the perpetuation of the race to be carried on by the brutal,
the servile, and the stupid. It is now impossible to say to what extent the Roman Church by these methods has impaired the brain capacity of Europe, but in Spain alone, for a period of over three centuries, from the year I47I to I78I, the Inquisition condemned to the stake or imprisonment an average of I,OOO persons annually. During these three centuries no less than 32,000 were burned alive, and 291,OOO were condemned to various terms of imprisonment and other penalties, and 7,000 persons were burned in effigy, representing men who had died in prison or had fled the country."

says the libertarian

Boomer hippies and Wiccans are why I’m not Pagan.

True. Humans, Balder and some other God I can't remember survives.

Also, as I mentioned, Odin isn't all-powerfull, but he always find cunning ways to increase his powers - one of which, where he sacreficed himself to himself to achieve devine blessings from himself.

The regular kikestian thread magapedes have arrived bois.

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Whilst your comment is true, I can't tell if it's satire, knowing that your comment is directly reflective unto yourself, due to you choice in posting with a lolbertarian flag.

I give honor to my ancestors. But I'm not a "spiritually minded" person. I create morals based on a synthesis of tradition and facts.

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>my mom broke my favorite drinking horn

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Why? Because the tradition is largely lost, and these neo-pagan attempts to recreate it are fucking cringy LARPs.

I've noticed that all good people I like don't take religious belief too seriously, and if they do they certainly don't preach about it.

I am. We all are even if we're not conscious of it

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What's the yellow one?

>He posts sourced evidence
>better use my degenerate inferiority against him

>That's a lie created by a literal Jew

Awww does babbi not have evidence to contwadict da pwiont?

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>where he sacreficed himself to himself to achieve devine blessings from himself.
Does he think this is a motherfucking game?

A lie crafted by a literal jew

Take the Norse-Vendanta pill

Come home white man.

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This

user are you a communist?

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The pagans don't like dying on a stick with no lands or progeny either... No one religion is "da best". You need to have ideology follow the 14 words. Not the other way around. In that I'd say my religion is the 14. But there's no codex or hierarchy to that... so it's not much of a faith in the traditional sense. But we could make it one! We'll call it... NATIONAL SOCIALISM!... or something along those lines.

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>the stupidest religious concept
But that would be the entire abrahamic theology.

I'm not Norse

Who knows what whacky bullshit the Lithuanian pagans believed

Baltic paganism.

Romuva

>Homosexuality and the Western Christian Tradition
You sound like you're still in High School where everything is allowed in you're homework, as long as it's sourced.

Why do commies and Jews hate Christianity so much then?

It's literally LARPing in the case of Europeans/Americans. I have no problem with someone practicing their pagan religion if they actually believe in it and it's part of their heritage. However, all modern "Euro-Pagan" religions are just reconstructed versions of old faiths created by patching together what little knowledge we have of them. It's about as authentic as those feminists who covert to Wicca to piss off their fundamentalist parents. Rather than a real religion based off of faith and spirituality, it's usually used to push some political agenda and is thus secular in spirit. Again, no problem with actual pagans, but 99.9% of Jow Forums pagans are in it for the ideology, which is the opposite of the faith required for actual worship.

because Jesus is the true god
and i wont be fooled by the devil who will burn in lake of fire :)

>youtube.com/watch?v=zEwOxdAAjYE

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>being pagan
>being christian
>being muslim
>being buddist
>being zoroastrian
>being jewish
>being agnostic
>being atheist

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You do realize its a fabrication by one of (((them))) right?

But this is pretty much true - Jesus fucking a woman on mountaintop and sucking his own nut out of her pussy and drinking it.

"Jesus took Mary the Magdalene “to the mountain, prayed, and took from his side a woman; he began to mingle with her; and thus, of course, partaking of his own emission, he indicated that we must act thus, so that we might live; and when Mary was disturbed and fell to the ground, he raised her up and said to her, “O person of little faith, why did you doubt?”
-Greater Questions of Mary (2)"

The Jew fears the indo-european faith.

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Because retardation is not a rewarding hobby. Go watch Varg or one of your other internet dads, single mom spawn

I would argue that the Norse tradition is, as I stated; more akin to not taking religion too seriously. When the Christians came knocking on our door we converted peacefully while keeping most of our traditions - that's really a sign of not being too committed to religion more than anything.

Sounds cool and all but i live in Australia
Last thing i need the the lighting spirit zapping my ass.

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>"In the Middle Ages, through persecution resulting in actual death, life imprisonment, and banishment, the free thinking, progressive, and intellectual elements were persistently eliminated over large areas

So eliminating progressivism is a bad thing? Also, the amount of people that inquisition killed was not that high, it was comparable to any modern state in USA that has capital punishment.

I larped when i was 15. It's too late for it now.

Bracia na drogiej stronie atlantyku. Jakie jest Polskie poganstwo?

Why fetishize blonde hair if you shit on nordics?

If you actually read up on it you will quickly find out that Odin does not give a single fuck.

It's the Austras Koks/Tree of twilight, the symbol of Baltic paganism

Exactly this.

and you sound like a somali rape apologist. Keep chugging your bull semon ya filthy heathen.

sounds good, sign me up. I want to do some of that naked dancing round the fire and seeding virgins on the stones of the ancients. Does that come with?

Because Celtic paganism lines up better with Christianity than norse bullshit. In some aspects it's even a countination of Christianity that branched off after the flood with remnants of old testament magic.

>Because I don't like drinking semen

Why not? Jesus did. Aren't you supposed to follow his example?

bare-jesus.net/evorwort.htm

>sourced evidence
Your source is an american jew who claims to get the homo shit from the Gesta Danorum, in which there is no mention of homosexuality, drinking sperm or anything of the sort. It's funny how willing you are to spread obvious jewish lies as long as it fits your narrative though.

Someone save this for every larp thread

Of course.
Christianity is dead in scandinavia. Has been since the 1910s.

If we're to have any kind of spiritual revival, paganism is unironically the best choice.

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>after the flood

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Because I'm Australian and you're American. Paganism had nothing to do with either of our countries history. Even with Europe, Paganism died out so long ago it's hardly relevent in the daily life of anyone there, or anywhere for that matter.

Anyone that takes paganism seriously are even fucking worse than the christian LARP'ers on this board all because they're desperate to fit into some shitty identity.

This is the the official symbol of the Romuva religion.

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There were probably people in Scandinavia that took it very serious, probably existed ascetics and all sorts of people.

But yes, most people probably just attended festivals and performed a few rituals at times.

>2018
>being alive

don't wanna slurp up semen

>paganism is unironically the best choice.
Good luck. If you were to attempt to spread the word you'd be a literal cringe-machine.

>don't wanna slurp up semen

Sure you do. WWJD?

Already am.

Everyone was born pagan. It's society that decided we had to choose ((((christianity)))) or degenerate ((((atheism))))

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Yeah after the flood tipper. Religious or not that happened.

dis nigga get it. firs pos iz bes pos

Because faith in Jesus Christ is much better than following some babylonian semen drinking cult

>text from a book that is considered non canon

Apparently you don't know about the 1st and 2nd Councils of Nicaea where proper truths were established. Keep making up excuses from a first like seen by a google search on reddit.

>What's the yellow one?

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Jak wszędzie. Czyli parę kryptoateistów myślących że to coś zmieni i często skaczących po lesie