/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/15/18
youtu.be/cn1aLjqmFMo
>America 1st Video: Support Gina Haspel 5/15/18
youtu.be/1sZNDAVzQxQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/mi8gMRzpXdk
>WH Video: VP Pence @is-ra-hell's 70th 5/15/18
youtu.be/tl8ebfTTt6o
>Pres Trump message to is-ra-hell 5/14/18
youtu.be/PfuujUD-LD8
>VP Pence @is-ra-hell's 70th anniversary in DC 5/14/18
youtu.be/_NTE9VP-qSw
>US Emb in Is-ra-hell ceremony 5/14/18
youtu.be/Y_SvNrLbL7w
>AG Sessions message for Police Week 5/14/18
youtu.be/MvtMdxywj6M
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Hoover Inst 5/14/18
youtu.be/A8aOcHgbRZw
>SoS Pompeo meets w/UAE FM binSayed 5/14/18
youtu.be/l0dem7XrzcE
>CommSec Wilburine @Natl Press Club 5/14/18
c-span.org/video/?445463-1/
>HHSSec Azar on lowering drug prices 5/14/18
youtu.be/xSKEiz42j54

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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I was shota-Hiro. She is throwing a loving-cuddle fit, calling me a darling and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 002
I am 016

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to kill dinosaurs and her biological clock. I'm her first and I do like her a lot, got promoted a few months ago and Papa is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in the garden. Only when I met 002 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.

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High lel

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You guys know the Blue Tsunami can't be stopped right?

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What's /ptg/'s favorite bird?

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thefederalist.com/2018/05/15/maltese-professor-may-hold-key-fbi-really-began-surveiling-trump/

>Over breakfast Mifsud told Papadopoulos “he had just returned from a trip to Moscow where he had met with high-level Russian governmental officials.” Mifsud explained “that on that trip he (the Professor) learned that the Russians had obtained ‘dirt’ on then-candidate Clinton.” Mifsud told Papadopoulos “the Russians had emails of Clinton.”

While Mifsud’s efforts to introduce Papadopoulos to various Russia connections do not necessarily raise any red flag, the same cannot be said of Mifsud’s statement that on a trip to Russia they told him they had dirt on Clinton—and thousands of her emails. There seem to be only two possibilities: Mifsud was lying, in which case he was trying to set Papadopoulos up. Or the Russians actually told Mifsud this, in which case he was working for them.

>But for all of Mifsud’s Russian connections, and his statement that the Russians had dirt on Hillary and her emails, the FBI seemed extremely unconcerned. Mifsud told the press that he spoke to the FBI while in Washington in February 2017. While the FBI has not confirmed Mifsud’s statement, he is listed as a featured speaker at the February 2017 national meeting of Global Ties—an event sponsored by the U.S. Department of State. Mifsud then returned home to Europe, only to disappear in Rome nine months later.

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Unless, of course, everyone here who can afford to donates money to the RNC.

Zimmerman is my hero for gunning down the thug Trayvon Martin

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AWWI

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FOR FUCK SAKE GIVE ME A HAND
Does anyone have the ironic praise kek comic where Trump pepe, Hillary pepe, and Saudi king pepe touch the glowing orb and bombing a pink wojak Assad and his army of helper pepes?
Please post it if you have it I need it for shit posting purposes on /tv/

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>Revealed: London professor at centre of Trump-Russia collusion inquiry says: 'I have clear conscience' (Telegraph)
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>The London professor is not named in the official court documents but the Telegraph can disclose his identity as Professor Joseph Mifsud
>Prof Mifsud confirmed he was the London professor described in the document drawn up by special counsel Robert Mueller but vehemently denied any wrongdoing.

8th November CNN publishes this article
>Academic at heart of Clinton 'dirt' claim vanishes, leaving trail of questions (CNN)
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>LAST THURSDAY he disappeared from the private university in Rome where he teaches.

This would mean Joseph Mifsud vanished Thursday the 2nd - 3 days after the charges against Papadopoulos became known.

>"I absolutely exclude the fact that I spoke of secrets regarding Hillary Clinton," he told La Repubblica.

>Those were his last words in public on the subject.

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why do so many people around trump turn out to be criminals?

What do you guys think of this kike?

youtube.com/watch?v=9fMIQeOxbc8

He had his 5 minutes of fame.

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That Judge was proven to be a Dem operative

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this one

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>"I absolutely exclude the fact that I spoke of secrets regarding Hillary Clinton," he told La Repubblica.

>Those were his last words in public on the subject.

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>let's see what he's up to
CAN'T

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dear god I want to facefuck this blond.

AHAHAHAHA

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this one

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And what exactly are the democrats running on?

>fuck Trump and fuck wypipo

They haven't been convicted.

Fucking banana republic.

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>GF found out I was shota-Hiro
RIP

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Little purple Et Toos and Hiros when?

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bless you friend

*smacks lips*
chickens

>Us spying on Trump would have reinforced his claim of us spying on him

And they'll BTFO Trump and wypipo

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You're fucked up.

Because many people around Trump are establishment politicians. It comes with the territory

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> CAN I GET SOME BLUE WOJAKS HERE?

Pic related is the RCP 2018 congressional generic vote poll. It is the worst of all measures (couldn't predict 2 o'clock at 1:45) and even then the democrat advantage is dropping faster than the bitcoin price.

Absolutely not a reason to relax but whatever gain the democrats had in December were reversed and this average is actually the smallest advantage for the democrats since this poll started being made for 2018

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>may 16
>no OIG report

what. the. fuck.

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G-d bless President Trump & USA.

Epilogue OVA or S2.

Trump admitted to reimbursing micheal cohen for paying off stormy daniels. This means that Trump lied when he said that he had no idea about the payments.

>AHAHAHAHA

Sauce plox

which on of them is 's3'?

whichever one she is, she is very afraid of me now

these kids are deep in dangerous territory and i hope the frightened one quits before digging deeper

This pathetic Democratic New York Congressman, Joe Crowley is SO FULL OF IT

He knows absolutely nothing about economics. Or reality. His entire argument is "muh tax cuts for the rich, muh SALT deductions - we will take the House!"

He lives in an alternate reality.

the fucking pheasant or goose or whatever shes holding, retard

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Something wrong Jew?

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ZIM

This timeline kicks ass.

I knew we were banana republic tier when Comey did his little tv speech. Now it's a race to cleanse the cancer or balkanize.

Source?

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trumps so fucking retarded that he hired a guy who had been surveilled by the fbi for years.

They found more dirt to sift through.

Trump (through Giuliani) admitted paying the "retainer", the legal fees his lawyer presented him in the end of his services.

>Absolutely not a reason to relax but whatever gain the democrats had in December were reversed and this average is actually the smallest advantage for the democrats since this poll started being made for 2018

BLUE DIRT ROCKET!

SIMMER THE ZIMMER
It’s good to see heroes rewarded for defeating black thugs

We'll see, snow gook :)

Has there ever been a more oxymoronic title than "Senate Intelligence Panel"?

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>saving child photos of the woman you're digitally stalking

Still too many but that story warms my heart.

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I will help free us califags from our metal prisons and bring us into the new golden age

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>>may 16
>>no OIG report

It's coming out in stages. Ask McCabe, the part about him already came out.

I only have pink.

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who around him is an establishment politician?

It'll be out on a Friday, either this week or next, because otherwise the FBI wouldn't be shitting itself for the NYT.

oww thats a good one

Just for shits and giggles, arent white people also persons of color? White is a color. Discriminating against people of color is bad.

Who took him to the republican uncontested primary victory. Smart hire.

>Finnshill btfo so hard from Turmp candidates winning he is trying shill with literal who retards
Poor retard

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>bhutan
"In South Asia, Bhutan ranks first in economic freedom, ease of doing business, and peace; second in per capita income; and is the least corrupt country as of 2016. The government is a parliamentary democracy; the head of state is the King of Bhutan, known as the "Dragon King"
>refugees from a rich place with a Dragon King

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laura wants to keep the high rating

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nytimes.com/2018/05/16/us/refugee-admissions.html

Nothing will happen. Ever. The globalist kikes will nuke the earth before they ever let you take their power away.

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they're funny photos mate, chill out

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PLEASE DELIVER

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Women need to be brought to heel, whenever they’re not carefully controlled society goes to hell

Remember how that last round of primaries blew you the fuck out so hard you had to vanish for two weeks for your asshole to stop prolapsing?

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This isnt really new news.

Welp, that explains the shill panic today

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trump filed a financial disclosure claiming he reimbursed micheal cohen for an expense in 2017 between 100,001 and 250,000 dollars.

welcome to Jow Forums

>“You know, you’re not gonna believe this, but Donald Trump is in the news,” the character deadpanned. “The administration is still dealing with the fallout from Trump announcing that the U.S. will be pulling out of the Iran deal. It’s Trump’s biggest pulling-out blunder since Eric.”
Reynolds later does a peepee joke. Very original

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You realize this is beyond fucking creepy right? Like this is shrine in your closet level shit.

DRUMPF ABOUT TO GET BLOWN THE HECK OUT INFRONT OF MILLIONS OF GAYMERZ!!!

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Are you literally asking me who, around the President, is an establishment politician? Is this a rhetorical question?

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Gutfeld going in deep: "better he looks a fool then brings world peace, right media?"

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russia took him to the primary victory lol

Does this mean we're going to die again?

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Thx

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Here comes the fun

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WE

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Here is the complete chart

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>Buying Swedish games in the year Anno Domini 2000+18

should be easy to answer then