So I got my DNA results

So you’ve paid jews to have your DNA. Smart decision

Here's my DNA, fingerprints, passwords and bank accounts.

23andMe

Feels good not being a mutt

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Everyone on here always has low Scandinavian dna.

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It's obviously not

Fucking gypsy, neck yourself

But I've seen you many times comment.
Why do you always hide your flag mate?

You're part kike though.

Damn you're crispy

Nigger If you are ever a bad goy the feds are gonna get your info from that dna.
google.com/amp/s/www.geek.com/tech/golden-state-killer-dna-search-raises-major-data-privacy-concerns-1739868/?amp=1

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Done.

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>le 3.5% face

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>Anyone else have DNA results?
Just got my results OP. How do I tell my grand wizard that I'm jewish?

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> what is redesign

Y-you don’t need to remind me
Myheritage.com

>UN flag
>atleast 1% jew
Checks out

Ok. It's 22andJew

Had a jew on here yesterday claiming that jews were white lol

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Good goys, now the FBI can track you down for anything you could do or did :^)

Catch more you’s with it on
I’m american though

Ok, you're right, it's myheritage

It’s only 0.8%

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What site is this?

we're all mutts no one wants to admit it. there is no scientifically possible way that a human is "pure" or of a single race as this goes against evolution genetics.

Insurance companies will be more than happy to buy this as well. Stupid goys stay stupid no dna test needed to prove that

Also:
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/california-biobank-dna-babies-who-has-access/

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>Had a jew on here yesterday claiming that jews were white lol
He must've been mistaken, because the chosen ones like myself are not white. Oy vey the Grand Dragon is going to be pissed once he finds out that the organisation will be needing a new accountant.

I was born mixed-raced in the USA, and I'm planning on suicide because I'm too weak to leave the USA and have a better life

I can't do it.
I can't even learn to drive and I'm already 22 years old

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this doesn't mean you still can't be a nigger . there are superior mixed races of people. white is not a race but a mixed European ancestry.

RIP

I mean it’s possible that you’re 14.88% sub Saharan if that’s any help

yikes

This is acceptable

Post face op I need to assess your genetic expressions of whiteness to answer dis

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i'm too scared to do mine. i'm half italian and english though i was born with blonde hair and blue eyes. am i nonwhite?

t. millennial woes

>am i nonwhite?
I've never met an Italian who considered themselves "white", so maybe there's your answer.

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If your nigger / spic / chink / jew level is 25% or more

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thanks user

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>I can't even learn to drive and I'm already 22 years old
I'm 28 and only doing it now. (always lived centrally so i've never needed it until now)
There's plenty of apps to teach you through the theory and after that you only need to practice.
You're American though so you don't need to pay roughly $1200 to get it and the standards aren't 1/5th as harsh as here.

Just stop behaving like a subhuman, whining about your lot in life, and you'll be fine.

>I can't even learn to drive and I'm already 22 years old
Convince one of your friends with a car to let you practice late at night in an empty parking lot. That's how I learned.

These threads are literal adverts to give your DNA to a database that can and will be sold to insurance companies after testing for predispositions for major diseases and government tracking. Do not give your DNA to any company, ever. I can’t believe people are this retarded now. In just a few years, we went from “Don’t post your info anywhere public online” to “Send your DNA to google”. Freaks.

>Just be conscientious like me

My white dad isn't conscientious, but he operates off of love and a desire to be better than people he cared about.

I don't have anyone I care about on this earth except for my sister, and she's married, so I never see her.

I think I needed more people to care about than my father because I'm part black, but I don't have anyone in my life, so I'll probably never get anywhere. I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was 21. I never had a reason to learn.

Even Eurasians complain that they're "lazy" when they live like me. I'm far-less capable than the average man, and I'm going to die this way because there's nothing coming.

I can either live a miserable life working for no reason, or I can kill myself.

>Convince one of your friends with a car to let you practice late at night in an empty parking lot. That's how I learned.
This. I've thought plenty of friends how to drive.

what a little bitch you are.

It's a good thing we're irrelevant to the powers that be or id be freaking out right now

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>nothing coming
Purpose comes from within fucks sake.
If you're desperate for a community find a public hobby that's done with random people or join a religion.
If you're desperate for someone to care about get a girl or a (socialized!) dog.

>0.1% balkan
Onedrop

I'm good to go too oh based OP

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100% pure Scandinavian

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Shieet just look at all that dna

found out Im a muslim :/
where can i get a quran?

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>Emily goldstien
Can someone gas her ?

None of the people around me are my race.

All that I'll ever get from trying any of that is rejection. I'm not even socialized, so I can't communicate with others like mixed people raised with their extended family can. It's even harder to make friends when you're a different race, and if you have no skills to get over that, you will never get anything.

>found out Im a muslim
Arabian doesn't necessarily mean muslim user. You might have some preislamic arabian in you friend.

Good lord.

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the real question is how much master race neanderthal dna do you have
mashallah

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Finnish DNA is over 95% European, and in fact they look more European than Italian Niggers like yourself, so shut the fuck up faggot

it sucks i cant call myself an anglo. i dont think i look fully white either

I'm not an American. I just live here. I'm a European. My mother is Greek and my father is German.

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>native american
you reservation niggers never learn lol

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>african hunter-gatherer

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You are like little baby.

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hue

I really want to get this done as my dad was adopted and I think he looked half southern european, which is the best company to get this done, I heard there was one that added 1% nigger dna to fuck with you if you were white. mums side is norwegian, welsh and Irish english. my aunt said my dad looked like a kike as he had the long nose, skinny face.

My guess is that a mulatto from Cape Verde got bleached by a white American, maybe they got bleached in the UK first.

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swedecuck reporting in
>mutt

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This. Fucking idiots paying jews to hoard more sensitive data about them than Facebook ever collected.

I feel cheated with so much "broad" DNA, could they really not figure it out?

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>100% Scandinavian
>43% Finnish

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Dad (on the right) had to go marry a Greek...

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This

>paying to give your genetic code to jews

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Am I white?

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I submitted my DNA sample a month ago on your mom's face and she has not gotten back to me yet.

kek

His mom sent me your results by accident. She said it tasted like nigger.

BASED GROG

>I submitted my DNA sample a month ago on your mom's face and she has not gotten back to me yet.
Wait another month, because user's mom probably just needed more samples to properly identify genetics through taste.

Who wants TO BET that 23andme is flooding this board trying to get paying customers?! I DO.

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>he thinks this is a burn

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And, no, you are a nigger, not an European
Of course you are. Genetics all the Whites desire to have for their progeny - you got it

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>too stupid to understand that this is a double burn

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