Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Entartete Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289957/Kampfansage-der-CSU-Die-AfD-ist-ein-Feind-von-allem-fuer-das-Bayern-steht.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289851/Mehr-Transparenz-Unionspolitiker-wollen-gegen-anonyme-AfD-Unterstuetzer-vorgehen.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/alexander-wallasch-heute/die-enthemmte-stiftung-bertelsmann-attackiert-deutsche-innovationskraft/
tichyseinblick.de/tichys-einblick/fuenf-irrtuemer-im-asylrecht/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista_Internet
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Murmann
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philipp_Käßbohrer
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bildundtonfabrik
youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
derstandard.at/2000079893018/Ceta-Ein-blaues-Ja-mit-Bauchweh-an-der-Basis#forumstart
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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post tits ITT

AfD's shit

fpbp

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The Gyro wants the Kraut to do and the Burger wants the Kraut to live. First 2 posts will be forever in history.

die*, not do

Genetiker,
du hast einen besonderen Platz in meinem Herzen

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Putsch-Chan = The Blonde and
Grenzschutz-chan or something like this is the other called, not sure exactly.

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Kraut just wants to be snuggled safe and sound in between my 2 buns.

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too late now

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t. Messermann

Ugh, no fixin's?!
Clearly she is posing with food. If we saw her eat babies as her meals (the truth) we'd kill her.

gross

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She's equipped like Grenzschutz shortly after the war with SS/Wehrmacht production uniform and a G1.

grosser

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>ss
>triggered
>GroB

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>The website was probably done by a bootlicker looking for a mod position on their discord.
Check the legal notice (Impressum) of reconquista-internet.de
It's done by
>btf GmbH
>Leyendeckerstraße 27
>50825 Köln
>Deutschland
Check out btf.de, there you can see that they work for one of Böhmermann's shows. It's mostly likely paid for with GEZ money.

Oh my god why does she do this.
I want to see more, so I can continue this disgust.
That greek has a good one with her and birds.

Glad to be of service ... you too btw and I tell you what, I think one day you're gonna make it far, you got the right mindset for it.

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de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista_Internet

>Die Bewegung wird dabei auch kritisch gesehen.
the leftist faggotry is strong in this one.

> Als problematisch wird dabei besonders das Wirkprinzip „Guilt by Association“
nice Wirkprinzip you got there faggot, would be a shame if something happened to it

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>Grenzschutz-chan

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>Frühshoppen

uh?! should read btfo surely

You don't like free food or something?

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gruess gott

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Don't take my word for it, it was something like that. Let's hope someone with more expertise in memetics can tell us more.

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this kind of germans are dead. killed by zog. only trash is left. they literally vote for merkel the next 20 years. until the new rothschild cares about finding a new puppet for germany.

groBe wurste
ich esse sie fuggen

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Moin

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Welcome!

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böhmerbump for Spiegel intel

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>G1
HNNNNNNGH
FALs make my Pimmel diamonds

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>merkel the next 20 years
Wew lad, that's a bit too much for me

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check their contact
one of the locations is
>Studio König
>Neo Magazin Royale Studio
definitely a contractor of ÖR

>Autistisch Gesichtskarusell Merkel at her best
>Drehhofer drunk of his ass like the stereotypical bavarian scum he is
Oh boy. And here i am wondering why germany is such a steaming pile of shit with a glorious 'elite' like that.
It is a mystery.

Huuui, aufpassen, dass ihr nicht rausfliegt

wie der hier

>pic related

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do you see a real alternative at the moment? maybe they switch her with Zensursula, that's the maximum we can expect from this apes...

would guess though that the tv stations just buy ready to send produced shows from the production company

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Murmann
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philipp_Käßbohrer
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bildundtonfabrik
They have done a lot of work for Böhmermann.

Kegg :DDD

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I hate free food, sadly. I'd rather pay a hot German in cash for him cook something for me. These things get my imaginary balls off. Free food? I imagine a homeless soup kitchen. No thanks.

but, of course, them mentioning such a thing as a logical fallacy explicitly at all is remarkable.
it is almost as if their hand was forced

>from this apes
Behave, Jens R.

I dunno if Merkel would even want another one after this one. Maybe Spahn or some other freak will run in her stead.

>Free food? I imagine a homeless soup kitchen. No thanks.
Imagine an event organized by your political party basically clapping at you and giving you free food because you're chancellor of Germany

>do you see a real alternative at the moment?
Bombing the Bundestag with everyone inside? I don't want to incite anyone to do anything here, but if literally all of them were dead then that would not make me that sad tbqh

>20 years
will i like your optimism the situation will escalate beforehand
Europe will burn in our lifetime

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as i said, clearly a contractor, which means they are include in the ÖR/GEZ budget
page still looks like it was done by a trainee non the less

Oh I imagined something entirely different.
Trump pays for his food. Merkel has some mental retardation there she probably forgot to feed itself.

karl disapproves

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Glad you did not leave yet ;)

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Ew I know this lady IRL that looks just like Merkel and she's a FUCKING BITCH. I can't fucking stand her and her "but le humans rights, just not white rights". Merkel's face is punchable. Merkel itself is abductable and murderable.

DIGITS CONFIRM WE'LL HAVE THOSE DAYS AGAIN

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>Trump pays for his food. Merkel has some mental retardation there she probably forgot to feed itself.

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I'm only a pseudo-ambitious youngfag, you already have a job and something that can help you advance. I'm glad I'm a blank slate, but also kinda sad about it

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Who made that? Thanks a lot

Nice photo puts it into perspective. Tbh you need a fat American Catholic wife to beat your children and scream at them with Braut still in her mouth, slightly greasy too. How's that sound for you?

Trägt heutzutage Jogginghose :^/

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>le humans rights, just not white rights

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witnessed

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Yeah I met this Merkel twin (who is ironically English and German), same age, same fucking face. And within the first hour of meeting her she goes on and on and on about "corporate McDonalds shud pay billions per year in taxes" and I sat there and said "Well, if you McDonald's you can go ahead, I'll watch the fort while you're away!"

While we're at it can anyone tell me what armored vehicle this is?

I also have some retardation if that's your thing.

>within the first hour of meeting
Did you swipe right or left?

I was at work, I was taking care of her dad that was a war veteran. I'm not really allowed to go back anyways.

Ambition ist die halbe Miete ... the rest is skill plus a bit of luck. With age your options will inevitably narrow down and frankly, I am not satisfied with where I am so far. Would sometimes like to go back to that point ten years ago ... even if you somehow learn from your mistakes you can still feel their sting once in a while. Oh well, better look ahead.

youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

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>not knowing your Panzers
What kind of German are you

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lolwut

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Then tell me instead of being a smug faggot

how about Nein

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Well you, or the Angry Austrian. I kinda like the 'tude.

What are you trying to insinuate...

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Leo 2

Benis :DDD

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We can mate. I wuv u.

Hallo my fellow germans!

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>Angry Austrian
what are you on about
the dude is calm as fuck
most Schluchtenscheißer are high energy

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Very obviously not a Leo. I thought Puma but on closer inspection it's not that either.

This is common for US stores, they do all kinds of things with pop. Americans are pretty retarded.

Пpивeт, Ивaн

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has something esthetic
but the light beer ruins it

But dear, I already have my Hausdrachen ... why not try it with the other Austrian, the Taystalker? He sure is nice ... and he seems to be in desperate need of some Duttln it appears.

:DD

Saved, both of 'em!

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Do you have any recommendations on what to do?
Eventhough I am only 19 I still feel very melancholic at times - I still remember when I was a bluepilled sheep and the fun times I had as one.
Ambition... My goal is it to become rich so I can say goodbye to all this fucking horror that is going on in the World.
But, I am still hopeful as to having you guys with whom I can talk and scheme with.
Let's take over Germany one day

>The Piefke is not suspicious of me yet ... act cool ... act cool ...

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>With age your options will inevitably narrow down and frankly, I am not satisfied with where I am so far. Would sometimes like to go back to that point ten years ago ... even if you somehow learn from your mistakes you can still feel their sting once in a while.
Ouch. Right in the feels.
Especially this:
>With age your options will inevitably narrow down

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wait, i thought the tay user was a trap

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>derstandard.at/2000079893018/Ceta-Ein-blaues-Ja-mit-Bauchweh-an-der-Basis#forumstart
lmao nice betrayal by the so called Partei des kleinen Mannes
suburban speckgürtel retards who voted schwarz blau are again the cause for a downfall of this country

Hm ... the melancholia is a bitch. My experience, it won't go away and it can get worse at times. Best to arrange yourself with it.
Being successful is a good mid-term goal ... I have disregarded it too much until now as I thought I am smarter than the rest of this sick world anyway and don't need to participate too much in this shithole society ... but that has been a mistake and it has thrown me back quite a bit. Success opens doors, even if it is only the door out of this madness. Without it you are only stuck in the hamster wheel, either in a wagecuck job or on social security (unless you have the 'balls' to end it prematurely but I think that is a stupid idea). It is okay to be a bit of a chameleon, playing their little games and trying to come out on top ... as long as you do not betray your values too much. Slippery slope but manageable. Also, you WILL make mistakes, grave mistakes maybe ... understand them, learn from them but don't drag them along as emotional baggage ... ok, easier said than done.

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Sorry for the accidential blackpill...

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>like to go back to that point ten years ago
that's the wrong approach to life
be thankful for the mistakes you already made instead of the opportunities you avoided in fear of failing
as long as you get up one more time when you have fallen down you are doing just fine
overcoming difficulties is what makes one great
life is all about experience
and that's something you cannot teach, or learn from somebody else
it has to be experienced
and this includes getting older

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