Be Venezuela

>be Venezuela
>oil-rich nation wrecked by hyperinflation
>nationalized refineries operating on skeleton crew and can’t turn a profit
>so much debt that oil tankers are getting repoed as soon as they port in countries
>now breakfast cereal repoed
>have to nationalize empty cereal factories just to get corn flakes
Socialism.

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Those monkeys will never figure out how to run that factory. Even if they're able to steal the raw ingredients.

what a shit hole. this is one country I do support invading if only to see the government peeps publicly murdered

Did they think Kellogg's would continue to ship them the raw materials needed?!

No wonder their economy collapsed.

And this is how socialism works in a nutshell kids.

I'd feel.bad for those niggers if they weren't so fucking smug.

It wasn't real socialism you idiot.

So they want its population to stop masturbating? that's what corn flakes are for

>Kellogg shuts down plant because it can't get raw materials required for production through the fucked up Benezuelan supply chain
>Government takes over the plant
>still can't get raw materials through the fucked up Benezuelan supply chain
>Benezuelans continue to starve
socialism wins again

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Masturbation is about to hit peak levels in Venezuela now that corn flakes are in such short supply.

Communism wins again.

this, basically

Can't they like, print more money?

>Take sweetcorn using sickle
>Smash with hammer
>Toast lightly in already burning society
>???
Maybe it'll all coalesce on its own when the conditions are right.

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Dutch Disease + socialism = recipe for disaster

Can we she those "venezuelan cuties" yet or are they all gone

Have a Jow Forums upvote for the pic, bong.

Whats dutch disease?

How doI take advantage of this situation and get me a caramel skinned spicy Venezuelan QT waifu?

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Handful of yen. Seriously, do you even need to ask?

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Checked.

It's never real socialism the second it falls apart.

This will be America two years after the dems gain majority again. Mark my words.

Maybe socialism cant work because the countries have always preiously been democracy?

Maybe the same can be said for democracy in countries that have always been socialist, there is a change of power which is violent and difficult.

Socialism works.

The venezuealan people would probably support the invasion.

They don't want Socialism, the fact that the police and government are all corrupt enough to blindly follow their leader into niggerdom tells me Venezuela will never be a good country.

The people must change before their government will.

The Russian people are actually pretty admirable in this regard, to my knowledge socialism hadn't really been tried before the USSR, and before the fall the younger generations of Soviet citizens didn't believe in Socialism at all. When the curtain fell their leader admitted Socialism hadn't worked and basically stepped down. Among the reason to admire Russia that is a good one.

But today socialism is nothing but a failed experiment.

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It’s working pretty great in Venezuela

In short:
Having a single commodity based export (such as oil) makes your nation more and more dependent by it.
Selling oil gives you a tremendous boost of income and national currency demand which appreciates the said currency on the forex market.
Appreciated currency cuts down the price competitiveness of your industry and favors imports, because now your currency can buy more goods abroad than before.
But this honeymoon can't last forever, because you're basically hostage of your ownt oil industry, which relies only on efficiency and international prices to survive.
A sudden oul shock can destroy your country if you don't invest in building more efficient plans and building up official reserves (such as the sovereign funds).

Of course not, there are still people alive after all, that was only the start of the socialisation of the means of production. Once there's nothing left then we can call it "true socialism".

Let's check in with Steven Crowder to get his thoughts:

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The Chinese ate the women before the men

wtf this have to do with socialism or economic systems. You have rich socialist countries like sweden that makes United states look third world. Quaerter of Americans 4x more poor then the poorest wage earners in the EU. If anything is to blame for venezuala is terrible management and incompetence

>Sweden is socialist
When did the Swedish government seize and nationalize Volvo?

When a tradcuck has some really valid points you know his opposition is completely full of shit.

>they're staving lol socialism fails!
You fail to understand the mind of the leftist revolutionary.
To them, it doesn't matter if the people starve, die, or run the fuck away however they can. What matters is the continuation of the Socialist State. If they can keep their little project going long enough, then they can pretend they were successful all along, and life for (what's left of) the people is better than in capitalist states, like they do with Cuba.
Genocide,starvation and worse living quality accusations roll off the Socialist like water off a raincoat. They're thick-headed like that.

Well, if they had given the oil rights to the foreign companies for pennies they wouldn't be in this mess right now...

LMAO - when you are a victim of common core curriculum you can fool yourself in to thinking your educated.

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>Dirty mestizos looking down on sudacas

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Jokes on them the food is full of Monsanto anyway

>Sweden
>9.9 million people
>USA
>330 million people
>Totally the same thing
Sweden is a meme country with very niche industries and a low population to sustain, the US have a way more diversified and complex economy than Sweden's.
Your comparison is wrong from the start.

They are a fucking shame. Are the Venezuelans over there also still spouting the ideology that force then to leave or is it just a thing over here?
Actually are they even there, is fucking far from their starting position.

not all socialist companies sieze as much stuff as venezuela did. Declaring all the farms state owned then abandoning them is the most stupid imaginable. They would of been fucked no matter what they do. Giving rights to foreign companies would of done nothing but further gut them. As the elite class would of taken all the money like they do in every country in the world. Buy homes abroad and gtfo the country.

The No True Scotsman argument rears it's head

America is a meme country with very diverse industry and high population to sustain. The US has way more wage slaves working for fortune 500 companies churning out chinese shit. Also employing a good sum of these niggers and white trash abroad. Is this a more suitable comparison?

>Sweden
>socialist
is amerimutt education really that bad?

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socialism sucks, but it sucks even worse if you don't amass wealth before you try to redistribute it. it's the one thing south american commies don't seem to get

I can at least say we lasted 10+ years, But yeah we have the worst time of commies.

How were they smug?

they were

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their govt is so fucked, china is gonna repo the country and people will greet them as liberators.
chinese lifestyle will be an improvement let that sink in.

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>they look so happy

So we'll just confidently ignore all the other first world nations with socialist policies?

runs in our blood. we're attracted to the third world aesthetic

I think this happened before in Africa or Arabia, and they didnt know how to run the machines, so they just ended up abandoning it

SEIZE THE GRAINS OF PRODUCTION

>Uruguay
>third world

fuck off rich güero, poor people are talking here.

never go full socialism

Come on mexico you are doing better than most of us by sucking that american tit, you are the one who can't say shit if we are going by that metric.

poorer than you, Slim

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>it wasn't a real attempt

>welfare state = socialism
please be satire

It never is satire
They honestly believe this
Some socialist said the police is an example of a socialism

No better start to your day than a heaping bowl of Real Socialism!

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There's barely anyone advocating for that.

checked and saved

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This same shit is going to happen in Nicaragua if the people don't turn things around there.

Kek

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>commies seize the means of food production
>fail and starve
It is like pottery

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better than Brazilian education

The problem here in Latin America with stinking socialism is that the so-called "revolutionaries" or populist socialist pigs is that they nationalize these means of production and give to the most ignorant or the people who do not know what to do then that "people" better sell those means of production or make houses for them or just abandon it.

What I understand

that's the problem in every communist country ever. You've got people executed in China every few days because of cronyism.

Having studied in both countries throughout my high-school years I can say it's not. At least comparing The private schools I went trough.

finally i get to pose these pics

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