007 - Licence to fap

New idea from the British government: restrict access to porn sites only to those who possess a "porn pass", a sort of pass with a 16-digit code that must be entered in order to "unlock" the site. The porn pass will be sold by newsagents to customers who provide an ID that proves they're 18+.

If this passes, sites who do not comply might see themselves blacked out in the UK.

The article from which I took pic related is from the Mirror (I have the link, but I don't remember how to archive it, sorry).

Will be a licence to fap really needed in the UK? What do you think?

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(and sorry for the reddit spacing, too)

Do the royal cunts have to purchases passes or are those assholes automatically grandfathered in?

I think they'll get a Royal Fap Total Permit.

next step: only blacked porn is allowed

They'll hit here with it as there is pornographic content on this webstite.

And cuckoldry becoming the new official sport.

Imagine needing a "porn pass" from your friendly newsagent just to shitpost on Jow Forums.

I will go to Tesco at peak time with no shame and be like "One pass for online pornography please!".

>171865718

That would be glorious!

I'll just download every single porn video ever made to date. Now I won't have to put up with those stupid adverts

Your move, government

I can absolutely promise that non-pornographic sites will be hit with this. Just fucking watch.

On another thread, I saw an user saying that he had some external hard drives filled with porn.
Another user mocked him, asking why doing such a thing when there's internet porn, and asking if he wanted to become some sort of "porn merchant" in a post-apocalyptic world.
Well, looks like the tides have turned.

I actually wouldn't mind if there was a built-in barrier to porn usage. I'd probably be able to kick the habit entirely if it required more effort than 3 clicks to access.

They'll ultimately require you to have a license to go online and any wrongthink you do will be docked points like with speeding etc

>mfw Brits start begging on here for porn and I report them to their local authorities

>cameras on every corner
>anonymous

Just means there'll be pakis selling them on ebay for kids and people who don't wanna ask for them.

It won't be that easy. Each pass will probably have barcode on them that'll be scanned once sold and tied to the I.D of whoever bought them. You'll have to forge an I.D if you want to sell them illegally and not get caught.

honestly its not a big deal
almost 80% of /v posts come from r/gaming’s front page these days and literally more than half of /v cross posts on r/gaming


and
you know
its kinda crazy

many people cross post from reddit to herenand vice versus

infact these websites are almost the same except for user ids post history and post voting

ive been here for almost 2 months and really besides the excessive racism and women hating that goes on here it’s basixlly the same but i guess so of its inevadible with the anonymity here

i just dont know why the hate of reddit exists here. something must of happened before i started using these sites i guess

irregardlessly, we can work to move past this i feel

I seriously doubt the UK government fully understand the IT undertaking t would require to actually implement this. Zero ISPs would be onboard with enforcing this or making any changes to do this even if court ordered, they’d be months away from actually doing anything that couldn’t be bypassed trivially. How fucking stupid is the UK government. Jesus tiddy fucking Christ

vpn is cheaper tho

the uk already has a blacklist that all ISPs must follow, it affected wikipedia at one point

This is actually a great idea. Great job britain only good license that will actually be good. No more kids getting addicted to trash.

>2 months
Time to go back you fucking faggot

Be a bong:
Don't care about your country being handed over to Islamists you just want your porn
Don't care about your country being bankrupted you just want your porn
Don't care about your legacy being destroyed and your future stolen, you just want your porn.
Now for your ultimate humiliation, a license, just to get your porn.
Faggot brits. You people are pathetic. Thank God for the Founders who threw you people out in 1777. I can watch all the porn I want while I clean my guns and say whatever the fuck I want. Saving your asses from Hitler was a waste.

And not a single isp said “Fack Hoff” ?

This would amount to indirect discrimination against males on grounds of perceived gender, and would therefore be unlawful.

If this legitimately happens, I say we make a good old fashioned raid on it.

>If this passes, sites who do not comply might see themselves blacked out in the UK.
>blacked out
BLACKEDOUT.COM

Is this a one time buy or something that needs renewed?

How does this work?
If you get a pass, do they open the firewall for you for 30 minutes? Or do you get to pick from a list of porn pre-approved by the government?

>still fapping to real porn
kek

Yes, you have to call Her Majesty's Ministry of Pornographer's Works, you give them your address and porn genre you're going watch.

It sounds like they're just forcing porn sites to actually verify people's age beyond making them click a "yes I'm over 18" button.

>registering and paying the government to get a porn pass to be anonymous

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Oi! you av a loicence for that thing mate?

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>Get a VPN
>Wank off to anything you want now

The only thing wrong with this is that it is a half measure. What we really need is a total ban on pornography.

Yikes

People will be too ashamed to protest this horrible invasive government overreach, and so the government will turn a profit selling paper and ink.

This will be a silent election killer.

Literally the government taxing you everytime you jerk off. Wasnt this like a joke in a movie or something?

Everyone shits on free VPNs when in reality as long as the job is done I'm satisfied

I want to laugh at brits but this is just too depressing.

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