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Nope Pressue is gone.pubes unfortunatly can't be gone because he has noweare to go.

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Is that rod Stewart ?

What happened to pruesse, YMCA, Eddie, not bomber rimmer?

Think its his brother

>top tier
>still living in britain

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Where is Montenegro?

Please post more songs.

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It's Kevin Spaceys actual brother.

Or just a lookalike

>awwwww, please user, just a quick suck...

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This is what COPE is
half ghanan

could it be him ?

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Shamefully i haven't watched tonight's documentary yet.
Did we find out how far progressed she is?

No, I must conserve my sexual energies to transmute them to higher energies to transcend this world.

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Okay, you can suck me if I can use a condom, I'm not taking any chances

Faggot

i can't watch any tv for half or one hour any more
just not worth it
a 1 minute tl;dr: vid is all i'm willing to bother with desu
that settles it
chicken
prrk PARRRRRK prrrk PARRRRRRK

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If you're gonna post a tranny, at least post a hot one and not some goblin.

youtube.com/watch?v=NngdWbvpztk

Feel like pure shit tbqh lads, I just want him back.

>a 1 minute tl;dr: vid is all i'm willing
Surely you watch porn longer than that?

mr blobby is terrifying

masturbation is an important part of my life
trash tv isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=M11nmdKdKV8

he's very blokey and falls into a lecturer tone every 4 seconds in escape of it but it's a very good lecture if you ignore the Ted bit.

>it's going to be wonderful
dropped

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indy with their finger on the pulse again

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I'll watch it and let you know if it's worth a wank.

channel4.com/programmes/what-makes-a-woman

youtube.com/watch?v=j1BNcSBApOU

aren't they just fucking awful. Apparently the minority must always win, despite being, what, 3% at best.

independent.co.uk/voices/not-all-paedophiles-are-bad-people-we-need-to-have-a-sense-of-proportion-a6704201.html

Hmmmmmm. What do these commies what?

>What do these commies what?
child rape, clearly.

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just applied for an extension on my essays as they are due later today (medical reasons)
Does anyone have experience with something like this, have I applied for it too late?

Also theresa may is a bad PM

>What do these commies what?

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rough sex makes me feel so awkward
my gf likes being choked we discovered recently
but I really hate doing it

Not just friendship with another grown up, outside of your family unit?

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Get her a collar.

How'd you discover that in the first place?

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get a based black man to do it for you instead

she looks in my eyes, she is always looking and smiling at me, she laughs at jokes that aren't even that funny when i say them...

why the fuck can't i pull her!

because you're too beta
have a couple of drinks and the next time you're getting along, just kiss her

what's the worst that could happen?
let's say you misread the whole thing, and she recoils in horror. just say
>sorry, i misread the situation. my bad.
then walk away and don't talk to her again. simple.

everytime i see her we get high af

unironically this

>just kiss her
lol
this
either she's just polite about your terrible jokes and she'll tell you to fuck off
or you win

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so make a move dickhead

In other news I feel depressed because I just sat and had drinks with a gorgeous woman but was utterly bored by everything she talked about, not sure if I was just in the wrong mood but I couldn't wait for it to be over 2bh

then if she tells you to fuck off i'm sure she be cool after

weed is a nigger drug

next time switch it up
instead of weed, say you want to drink tonight
be firm about it, don't waver
you're in charge, you're planing the hangout/meetup
you're da boss

don't get too fucking drunk though, don't get wasted
not only will you be less attractive, but you'll lose your judgement
two stiff drinks are enough
when you're feeling that strong buzz...not fully drunk but just that early strong buzz
go for it.

Make a move, haha, I can't be making moves like that.

The issue with this lass is that she hardly talks. I'm told she is always talking to her mates and that but when she comes out and I'm out she becomes quiet. It's like the mood drops and tension rises.

so far your standard c4 surgery documentary
munroe with an afro was cute

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why aren't you embracing our nation's mixed race heritage user?

what's the deal with them cunts who end up hanging themselves while having a wank? it must feel pretty good if people risk choking themselves?

Time to get off the net again lads

I'll be back in 5 months

Same time tomorrow then?

God's in charge.

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Indeed.

>finally find a girl that isnt shit, is a cutie, absolutely adores me and all, things start getting relatively serious
>she tells me today she has a black grandparent

I'm fucking done lads.

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you couldn't tell by looking?

Fuck her doggy and hold the collar tense..
She can choke herself as much as she needs.

She know how much she needs.
Read up on CPR in case though.

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why do you faggots always support the right wing?

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Because without some right wing policies this is going to be your new flag in 50 years!

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>right wing policies
Banning stuff because of traditional christian morality is very right wing.
I get get why you keep support the side that always reverts to some kind of white sharia when they want to appeal to their base.
It's not normally a problem in the UK but sells well to the Mumsnet crowd who know just enough about computers to realise they can't police their kids themselves.
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>actually pretty normal
>don't drink to excess. Jow Forums, good diet. Enjoy hobbies and life
>about once a month just don't sleep for a night or two.
>no warning, it just happens.

insomnia is weird desu
it's not helped by being online
the glow of the screen keeps your brain alert
you need to be restful to sleep

I think it might be stress. I got some amazing news a week ago and I've been fucked ever since. Like I'm finally processing years of tension?

sounds good
now if you could just get to sleep you'd wake up feeling fresh and ready to enjoy that buzz

While exceptionally good advice user, I think this is me for the night now.

Part of the problem with coming out of depression and taking life by the reigns is that you have to deal with the mindfulness regarding time that you've wasted/dumb shit you've done, whereas while you are/were depressed you have likely created methods of distracting your brain like useless posting on a jewish-israeli propaganda forum rather than actually living your life and accomplishing goals.

This period can lead to higher risk of suicide, because it's only when you look in the mirror with higher aspirations that you realize where you're currently at.

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Not quite there but it's been bizarre. I've been doing alright until hearing that I got (a job that would make Edward seethe), and since then I've not been able to focus on anything. Like I'm in shock after six years of study and work towards this goal.

doing a big poo is the most satisfaction I ever get from life

Oh so you're a jew-tier spook now? Drown you shit cunt.

I tried turning your post upside down to see if it made more sense but it still doesn't. By Edward I mean one of our tripcunts.

Oh I thought you meant snowden. Even mentioning a tripfag should be punishable by death though.

This one lives in a car. He had dreamed of being a lawyer though.

i can't wait for my next poo

I had one there now that was translucent like jelly with some blood on the end
Weird af

might have been a dead ghost you pooped out