/ptg/ President Trump General - English Edition

President Cyrus edition! Long live to Cyrus!

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So what happened with Net Neutrality? Can the Senate overturn it or will the house vote it down?

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Oy vey! This book was written in 1889 yet it still did the magic number.

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No papers senor, work very hard, pick ichigos for low low price, cut the grass, hire pls

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Awoo~

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GOOD EVENING, /ptg/!!!

>fucked day @ work
>all I want is Fresh Trish in /ptg/ while I eat my dinner

DID I MISS THE FRESH TRISH FOR TODAY, GUISE?!?!?

HELP A FAGGOT OUT HERE!!!!!

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the whole shit is a meme

RAUS

This Awoo has to go back.

nevertrumpers in the senate virtue signaling, it's dead on arrival

Go to your local gym then. That's what I did.

AVOOVMENT

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Eat less you fat fuck.

>The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
>t. That Guy

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>Can the Senate overturn it
honestly dont know
>or will the house vote it down?
well they wont even vote on it so it will die

Stop allowing America to be so fat

The FCC killed it, it is no longer being enforced

There is nothing gay about wanting to be an eternal NEET at the expense of becoming a baby factory.

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>6
>000
>000
666

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>Trish
>not Kennedy

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wtf is going on in this board
who's in charge here

FREEZE ILLEGAL SCUM!

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What about it? I enjoy Hunter S Thompson's books

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No amount of exercise can save you from overeating. Weight loss is 95% diet

>Like a post
>Go to jail

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How long has that muh Russia conspiritard been posting the same beaten post?

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Eat less and walk more fren.
I've had the same problem too many times in the last 20 years.

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It killed everyone so the Israelis have to die for themselves, very tragic

awwwoooooooo btw

Go back to plebbit pls

WELCOME TO THE /ptg/ AWOO GRAVEYARD SHIFT TONIGHT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTY PACOAWOO!!

CLOCK IN @ 11:00 P.M. EST...WE HAVE AN ENTIRE WING OF TOILETS FOR YOU TO CLEAN WITH A TOOTHBRUSH, SENOR

Literal who on Twitter with the scoop. Grain of salt, etc.

Stop linking stupid low effort bait posts

Criminy, man, do you have no sense of identity or self or normalcy? I’d eat a bullet if I woke up like that

What do you guys think Sessions is doing right now?

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Impeach 45
>Impeach 45
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>Impeach 45

She's not wrong tho

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I eat alot and can't gain weight

theres been no trish today. want fresh heathers?

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what did they mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ODWnkrUAKhQ

I just enjoy that quote is all and needed a chance to post it.

Can't wait until >we win the Senate

Well?

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Seems to be the number for 1 & 2 of the countries at the top

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I honestly don't eat very much: Breakfast and dinner with some snacking in between. Breakfast and dinner are pretty big so it kinda makes up for it.

das rite, in peach foety fie

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I don't really want to support Bezos but that would last me over a year and is a pretty good deal.

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My lanklet brother says the same shit, he eats less than 2000 calories a day.

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lel I just got like 5 muslims banned from battlefield after asking some turkroach to nuke Israel to which a paki, an Iranian and and Iraqi started spamming death to Israel.

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Do you shave your pussy?

bump

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Establish good habits now, your metabolism will crash eventually.

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this kind

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Please be my wife, I'll pay for you.

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when I was broke I got good at cooking. now I can afford lots of food but I make too much.

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>muh oldest Constitution
>muh Englishmen are the most free on Earth
I despise that isle and all who inhibit it

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Can we classify the United Kingdom as a police state now?
I could be using that term wrong...

>10 kbd/mouse per year
sort your life out lad

IN PEACH FOE FAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAVE US DEADPOOL

SAVE US FROM DRUMPF

#HURRYDEADPOOL

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I'll take fresh Heathers!

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What are you doing to your keyboards?

>How long has that muh Russia conspiritard been posting the same beaten post?

Half dozen threads. I think it's some mid-western housewife Brock hired through a "Make Money Online" ad on Craig's List. $7.50 an hour to cut and paste.

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I honestly see Deadpool as a Trump supporter.

>$250,0000

It has begun.

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It's Miller Time

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hes not wrong

You have to know better or you need to back to plebbit. Don't reply to tripfags and encourage that sort of cancer. Don't feed such low effort things that ruin the threads like larping as a woman and tripfagging.

Getting pretty tired. Can't believe I ever thought that fag was funny. May he fall with John Podesta.

He'll never realize that only boomers believe the cold war is still going on.

you seem upset, chow

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I haven't posted this image in over a year but I think it bears reposting

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They get dirty after a while and I'm too lazy to clean them so I just toss them and buy new ones

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>paying your lawyer the legal fees you owe him is somehow illegal because DRUMPF

>Veteran
>Supporter of the Second Amendment
>Not a fan of PC Culture

I wonder what her dad thinks about her

MAGA

>Don't feed such low effort things that ruin the threads
Senpai, you're pissing in an ocean of piss. If I couldn't antagonize shills, this place would have no reason to exist.

What part of “YOU LITERALY CANT INDICT THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE THE ACT ITSELF ISNT EVEN ILLEGAL SO MUCH AS LEGALLY IMPOSSIBLE” dont they understand?

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Unless deadpool is making fun of Colbert I don't really care

What stage of grief is this?

>we must either be hostile racists or bend over and let the world fuck us repeatedly; there are no other options

Eh, maybe time to give the filenames a rest

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