/ptg/ President Trump General - Tucc Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
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>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
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>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
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>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
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>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
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>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
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>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
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>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
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>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Southern wops are mulignans.

>2018
>still supporting Trump

I want to cum inside this chick on Tuck.

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How seriously do we have to take the NYT article of Trump calling people animals?

>this utter cuck claims Republican

This is why jack shit ever gets done.

Watch it.

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>Mexico doesn't have the death penalty
Lady, living in Mexico IS a death penalty.

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He's not wrong when he calls subhumans subhumans

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Always awoo. Also look alive, the glowies are here.

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>made numerous shitposts I cant back up in last bread
>fresh new identity to confound shills with now

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>we
Out of context, as always, clickbait.

OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LETS ALL BECOME JEWS NOW LIKE OUR BASED PRESIDENT HEHE MAGA XDDDDD

HAAAAA GO ISRAEL!! WOOOOOOOOOO

MAGA

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Bet your uncle Ben was an Uncle Ben.

>visiting vegas for a bachelor party
>the part where the guy shoots out his window comes on
>lean back in my high roller seat and yell "these jason aldean fans finna boutta get COMPED!"
>everyone claps and laughs thinking the gunshots are fireworks for my performance
>waiter runs up, sucks his teeth and says "your sushi sir."
>hear "He works at taco bell" from one of the girls

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why all the alexa posting?

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STEAL DOSSEA

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He was asked a question about MS-13 and he answered by calling them animals. That's it.

i love bliss

>get mexico to extradite spic to USA on promise for no death penalty
>whoops death penalty :^)

What would mexico actually do?

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>page not found
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>The operation led to 200 prosecutions. However, prosecutors have now dropped all charges against a man accused of downloading explicit photos of minors from the popular Playpen website, since the government refused to disclose how it came to reveal those identities.

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for

Nice. Actually made me start a Bliss folder now

That's not the point. It's about people undermining Trump

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First Rule of Awoo Nation
1) Always

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>people
You spelled "Trump" wrong

I encourage everybody to assume horowitz its a loyal obamanigger and will underdeliver with the report. Avoid disappointment.

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...

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Probably send their army or something. Or whine to the UN and everyone condemns us.

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>Allen man busted with 58TB of child porn

I feel genuinely sad, man. No way that much can exist...I feel sickened.

I went to Pandæmonium the other day and the fires roared. I got up and said "YO, THIS ADAM FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON" and this fallen angel looked at me and said "you aight luci"

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Nice meme, go get me a McDouble

lel
i deleted my old /wwe/ folder a while back due to lack of space so i lost a lot of good webms i made back in the day
>no one believed me when i said she'd be on top of wwe and champ within a year

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Not posting the real version

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>Avoid disappointment.
I'm trying my best to just ignore the "muh Russia" thing because I know there is nothing to it and it's just beyond annoying at this point.

Did someone invade your safe place you fucking snowflake?

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Don't mind I'm just being super mexican in your thread

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>tucc calling the lawyer "dangerous"

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>creepy porn lawyer
heh

Hey Paulie! Did ya have fun in the snow and cold, eating ketchup, and fucking your butt buddy Chris? Ya fucking dego wop cocksucker!

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>creepy porn lawyer

Devilish times status: Rolling

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Is Jimmy Garoppolo white?

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RED ALERT

twitter.com/bnonews/status/996899690225520640?s=12

EBOLA CHAN IS BACK

TRAVEL BAN WHEN

So you're alright with it if someone posts CP?

>c'mon paulie.... we're just bustin balls

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Jesus Christ, it was an illegal search and they won't disclose it because it would get tossed out as fruit of the poison tree and they want to protect the tor vulnerability so they don't have to do anything different in order to spy on thought criminals.

Now we need an angelic tuxedo pepe.

i wish that all the tv people would die

How can officials lie so openly like this? Fuck Brennan.

Pretty good reaction speed desu

Good for her

>haha right? making fun of faggots is fun!

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all of them?
that's a lot of people, user

we love our glowing posters

AWOO~

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>loyal obamanigger
so loyal that he got cockblocked by Sarah Yates when he wanted to investigate? do not blackpill.

Praise Nurgle. Also I don't maybe by lunch on Friday?

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>lol die for israel goy!
>except for robert mueller, pbuh.

looks med.

Not surprising of a Texan

Don't let your guard down over this news! It's good, but not overwhelmingly so.

All this means is that the responsibility is put onto Rosenstein.

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just the ones who OP threads with Cucker instead of God Emperor Trump the Master Chad

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>impeach trump
ITS OVER

Can the US pretend it's Madagascar and close down everything?

>MUH RUSSSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>impeachless Trump

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>favorite niggers
>hostile israel president
>pedo mexicans

i saw some CRAZY awoos last night!~

and a whole bunch of fucked up dark/evil angels

it was light /ptg/ twilight zone edition!

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>171873759
>a private citizens knows about the top secret operations a POTUS would know

Remember how good you felt that day.

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No shit. Is that a yes?

>wow what the fuck, all those republicans voted to get rid of net neutrality!
How low does your IQ have to be to wonder why republicans voted for something that involves less regulation, which is almost always a republican thing. Holy absolute fuck these Twitter pieces of shit are so fucking stupid. OF COURSE THEY VOTED AGAINST REGULATIONS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOTS

Is jujubot fullscreen down tonight?

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>fucking glowniggers will hang!
TUCKER YES!

/AwVHlM8Y/
>gets called out for sympathizing with pedophiles
>doubles down on spam

Obama administration was the most corrupt, cocksucking disgraceful traitorous in this world, short of LBJ this guy was a total failure and abortion of a presidency.

Nobody can indict a sitting president. The only way to forcibly remove a president is through impeachment followed by conviction by the Senate.

Didn't Meadows, or some other congressman say that they saw the preliminary report and that, if true, the DOJ would need to be shutdown.

>so i'm sitting with 3 marines at my table
>that violates the Geneva Convention
lindsey wants to be waterboarded doesnt he
>spends his time talking about "John"
what a fag

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Wilson and FDR gave them a run for their money.

I HAET TUCK TIEM

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you guys are getting better at this!

good for you!

see - you can meme too!

we can all meme together!!

AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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