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May 17, 2018 - 00:10
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
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May 17, 2018 - 00:11
Southern wops are mulignans.
May 17, 2018 - 00:11
>2018 >still supporting Trump
May 17, 2018 - 00:11
I want to cum inside this chick on Tuck.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:11
How seriously do we have to take the NYT article of Trump calling people animals?
May 17, 2018 - 00:11
>this utter cuck claims Republican
This is why jack shit ever gets done.
May 17, 2018 - 00:11
Watch it.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:11
>Mexico doesn't have the death penalty Lady, living in Mexico IS a death penalty.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:11
He's not wrong when he calls subhumans subhumans
May 17, 2018 - 00:12
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May 17, 2018 - 00:12
Always awoo. Also look alive, the glowies are here.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:12
>made numerous shitposts I cant back up in last bread >fresh new identity to confound shills with now
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May 17, 2018 - 00:12
>we Out of context, as always, clickbait.
May 17, 2018 - 00:12
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LETS ALL BECOME JEWS NOW LIKE OUR BASED PRESIDENT HEHE MAGA XDDDDD
HAAAAA GO ISRAEL!! WOOOOOOOOOO
May 17, 2018 - 00:12
MAGA
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May 17, 2018 - 00:12
Bet your uncle Ben was an Uncle Ben.
May 17, 2018 - 00:12
>visiting vegas for a bachelor party >the part where the guy shoots out his window comes on >lean back in my high roller seat and yell "these jason aldean fans finna boutta get COMPED!" >everyone claps and laughs thinking the gunshots are fireworks for my performance >waiter runs up, sucks his teeth and says "your sushi sir." >hear "He works at taco bell" from one of the girls
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May 17, 2018 - 00:13
why all the alexa posting?
May 17, 2018 - 00:13
STEAL DOSSEA
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May 17, 2018 - 00:13
He was asked a question about MS-13 and he answered by calling them animals. That's it.
May 17, 2018 - 00:13
>get mexico to extradite spic to USA on promise for no death penalty >whoops death penalty :^)
What would mexico actually do?
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May 17, 2018 - 00:14
northcrane.com /2017 /03 /06 /fbi-drops-charges-for-over-200-pedophiles-to-protect-tor-exploit-used-to-bust-child-porn-site / >page not foundtechtimes.com /articles /200592 /20170307 /fbi-drops-child-pornography-case-to-avoid-disclosing-tor-vulnerability.htm
>The operation led to 200 prosecutions. However, prosecutors have now dropped all charges against a man accused of downloading explicit photos of minors from the popular Playpen website, since the government refused to disclose how it came to reveal those identities.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:14
Nice. Actually made me start a Bliss folder now
May 17, 2018 - 00:14
That's not the point. It's about people undermining Trump
May 17, 2018 - 00:14
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May 17, 2018 - 00:14
First Rule of Awoo Nation 1) Always
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May 17, 2018 - 00:14
>people You spelled "Trump" wrong
May 17, 2018 - 00:14
I encourage everybody to assume horowitz its a loyal obamanigger and will underdeliver with the report. Avoid disappointment.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:14
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May 17, 2018 - 00:15
Probably send their army or something. Or whine to the UN and everyone condemns us.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:15
>Allen man busted with 58TB of child porn
I feel genuinely sad, man. No way that much can exist...I feel sickened.
May 17, 2018 - 00:15
I went to Pandæmonium the other day and the fires roared. I got up and said "YO, THIS ADAM FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON" and this fallen angel looked at me and said "you aight luci"
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May 17, 2018 - 00:15
Nice meme, go get me a McDouble
May 17, 2018 - 00:15
lel i deleted my old /wwe/ folder a while back due to lack of space so i lost a lot of good webms i made back in the day >no one believed me when i said she'd be on top of wwe and champ within a year
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May 17, 2018 - 00:15
Not posting the real version
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May 17, 2018 - 00:16
>Avoid disappointment. I'm trying my best to just ignore the "muh Russia" thing because I know there is nothing to it and it's just beyond annoying at this point.
May 17, 2018 - 00:16
Did someone invade your safe place you fucking snowflake?
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May 17, 2018 - 00:16
Don't mind I'm just being super mexican in your thread
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>tucc calling the lawyer "dangerous"
May 17, 2018 - 00:16
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May 17, 2018 - 00:16
Hey Paulie! Did ya have fun in the snow and cold, eating ketchup, and fucking your butt buddy Chris? Ya fucking dego wop cocksucker!
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Devilish times status: Rolling
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Is Jimmy Garoppolo white?
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May 17, 2018 - 00:17
So you're alright with it if someone posts CP?
May 17, 2018 - 00:17
>c'mon paulie.... we're just bustin balls
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May 17, 2018 - 00:17
Jesus Christ, it was an illegal search and they won't disclose it because it would get tossed out as fruit of the poison tree and they want to protect the tor vulnerability so they don't have to do anything different in order to spy on thought criminals.
May 17, 2018 - 00:17
Now we need an angelic tuxedo pepe.
May 17, 2018 - 00:17
i wish that all the tv people would die
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
How can officials lie so openly like this? Fuck Brennan.
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
Pretty good reaction speed desu
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
>haha right? making fun of faggots is fun!
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May 17, 2018 - 00:18
all of them? that's a lot of people, user
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
we love our glowing posters
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
AWOO~
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May 17, 2018 - 00:18
>loyal obamanigger so loyal that he got cockblocked by Sarah Yates when he wanted to investigate? do not blackpill.
May 17, 2018 - 00:18
Praise Nurgle. Also I don't maybe by lunch on Friday?
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Previous Thread Word Cloud
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May 17, 2018 - 00:19
>lol die for israel goy! >except for robert mueller, pbuh.
May 17, 2018 - 00:19
Not surprising of a Texan
May 17, 2018 - 00:19
Don't let your guard down over this news! It's good, but not overwhelmingly so.
All this means is that the responsibility is put onto Rosenstein.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:19
just the ones who OP threads with Cucker instead of God Emperor Trump the Master Chad
May 17, 2018 - 00:19
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May 17, 2018 - 00:19
Can the US pretend it's Madagascar and close down everything?
May 17, 2018 - 00:19
>MUH RUSSSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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May 17, 2018 - 00:20
>impeachless Trump
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May 17, 2018 - 00:20
>favorite niggers >hostile israel president >pedo mexicans
May 17, 2018 - 00:20
i saw some CRAZY awoos last night!~
and a whole bunch of fucked up dark/evil angels
it was light /ptg/ twilight zone edition!
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May 17, 2018 - 00:20
>171873759 >a private citizens knows about the top secret operations a POTUS would know
May 17, 2018 - 00:20
Remember how good you felt that day.
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May 17, 2018 - 00:20
>wow what the fuck, all those republicans voted to get rid of net neutrality! How low does your IQ have to be to wonder why republicans voted for something that involves less regulation, which is almost always a republican thing. Holy absolute fuck these Twitter pieces of shit are so fucking stupid. OF COURSE THEY VOTED AGAINST REGULATIONS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOTS
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
Is jujubot fullscreen down tonight?
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May 17, 2018 - 00:21
>fucking glowniggers will hang! TUCKER YES!
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
/AwVHlM8Y/ >gets called out for sympathizing with pedophiles >doubles down on spam
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
Obama administration was the most corrupt, cocksucking disgraceful traitorous in this world, short of LBJ this guy was a total failure and abortion of a presidency.
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
Nobody can indict a sitting president. The only way to forcibly remove a president is through impeachment followed by conviction by the Senate.
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
Didn't Meadows, or some other congressman say that they saw the preliminary report and that, if true, the DOJ would need to be shutdown.
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
>so i'm sitting with 3 marines at my table >that violates the Geneva Convention lindsey wants to be waterboarded doesnt he >spends his time talking about "John" what a fag
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May 17, 2018 - 00:21
Wilson and FDR gave them a run for their money.
May 17, 2018 - 00:21
I HAET TUCK TIEM
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May 17, 2018 - 00:21
you guys are getting better at this!
good for you!
see - you can meme too!
we can all meme together!!
AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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