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>Pack of 7 Wiener type dogs mail woman to death in Oklahoma.
What do you guys think of this, and can it be used for any comedy with #pitbulldropoff?
Are Weiner dogs as dangerous as pitbulls?
Asher Turner
Mason Wood
Maul* oops
Anthony Ross
>Wiener dogs are big medicine.
How can Pit Bulls ever compete?
Isaiah Baker
What a terrible legacy, to be known as the person killed by a pack of wiener dogs
Jace Cooper
>News doesn't bother reporting on tenth pitbull attack in Chicago this week
is different from
>Holy shit look at this 7 wiener dogs eating some lady
Parker Brooks
How much of a bitch do you have to be to die from fuckin wiener dogs?
Mason Price
>Six of them were thought to be a standard dachshund and terrier mix, and the other was likely a border collie
>likely a border collie
>border collie
Wieners dindu nuffin. Border collie set em up.
Carson Thomas
Well this is way funnier
Jackson Morgan
>in Oklahoma
of course
Blake Rodriguez
>Ardmore
nothing of value could be lost
Parker Evans
It was probably Mr Pickles' puppy
Julian Nguyen
I own 2 dachsunds and youd have to be weak as shit to get overpowered by one. In addition they like to spend most of their time curled up in blankets since theyre lazy as shit
Jeremiah Howard
I poisoned 6 dogs off leash in my neighborhood this week. Three were pits, havent seen any of them since.
Andrew Baker
yea I almost added hahahahahahaha to the second part but I didn't want to detract from the point
Hudson Hill
Dachshunds were bred to crawl into a tunnel and pull out vicious as all fuck badgers, like a Vietnam tunnel rat going underground to flush out the Viet Cong.
Colton Mitchell
it were probably German Jagdterrier used for boar hunting
Carter Williams
I fucking love Mr. pickles
Lucas Rodriguez
>Pack of 7 Wiener type dogs mail woman to death in Oklahoma.
>mail to death
Angel Turner
>getting killed by fucking wiener dogs
the weak should fear the strong
John Davis
Can confirm. Mine spends the whole day sleeping on the couch.
Thomas Allen
They did go postal...
Logan Perez
>When the random encounter chart is mostly just fluff to keep travel interesting but the players' dice are determined to see them die
Kayden Rogers
>Cuddly cuddly cuddly all stuffed with fluff
Just don't let them hang out with border collies.
Camden Rivera
I feel like information is missing here. Did she have a bad immune system? She wasn't mauled to death, she died from infections I bet. Poor woman was not so easy on the eyes. RIP.
Luis Green
#RoastWeinerDogs
Andrew Phillips
All the jokes aside, dachshunds are aggressive and are #1 dog breed to bite humans. As a former owner of one (died from old age ˇyear ago being 17+ years old) can confirm that they are snappy.
James Morgan
You need to get the long hair dachshunds those are the nicest ones bc they are mixed with spaniels (who absolutely love people). You can see the spaniel coming through in the ears in pic related. Short hair and wire hair dachshunds are degenerate as are all dachshunds with a dapple coat.
Ian Walker
Fuckin' faggots.
Asher Fisher
they are vicious little creatures when they have terrier admixture then they're pure evil
Adam Diaz
>degenerate
No. Just vicious and stubborn.
Gavin Allen
Long haired ones will get just as bad as the short hairs if they are around eachother.
Landon Howard
fuck off cunt
Joseph Green
why do you have 7 weiner dogs? And how can you not get up on a chair or stool to stave off said maulings?
Logan Collins
They're not vicious. They can't be. All animals fear me.
Asher Bailey
>mail woman to death in Oklahoma
Oh yeah, so was Oklahoma the destination or where the dogs mailed her from ?
Aaron Barnes
lol no
Isaiah Kelly
VICIOUS AND INGRATEFULL DOG
Bentley Baker
>dachshund
>aggressive
lol
Kevin Hughes
its like tremors except instead of staying on rocks you just need to stand on a chair
Lincoln Perry
He should've recruited some behemoths
Alexander Brooks
Male standard dachshund can pull weak old hag down from stair without much hassle.
Brayden Miller
based
Nicholas Richardson
I can literally keep her in one place with my hand alone. How the fuck do you get mauled by a pack of these?
Zachary Stewart
Dachshunde are brave, one saved my grand-grandfather from being eaten by wolves, but I still don't understand how a human can be killed by them.
Like, just kick them.
This image makes me uncomfortable.
Nolan Rivera
*stair -> chair
Bentley Turner
Jonathan Price
Fear.
Chase Hall
No one fuckin' says based anymore you little cunt, get back to fuckin' Jow Forumsthe_donald before you get fucked up for life.
Jeremiah Richardson
they were bred to chase badgers into their dens and fight to the death much like that crazy argentine dog. weiner dogs are actually quite dangerous in spite of their silly looks.
Charles Walker
I owned a mini dashund long hair. And she wouldn't be pulling ANYONE down any stairs.
and simply getting up on a stool would negate any +2 attack advantage for them being so hyper and froggy.
they have stubby midget legs
yes, they have sharp teeth. that is true.
But fuck, one bite OWWW. get on stool, or flop on couch and attack is thwarted. It's really that simple.
We would sit on the couch and pumpkin (our dogs name) would wait for one of us to pick her up, because she could not get on the couch. So she could snuggle.
it literally is that easy to stave off a daschund attack. Flop on a fucking couch.
Benjamin Long
Easy: be a meek woman.
Austin Stewart
>3 AM
>dog barking the loudest I've ever heard her barking, growling too
>think its a break in or some shit
>go downstairs with gun
>dog is just tracking a rat in the house
>rat tries to run under piano
>dog snatches it the second it bolts
>death shakes it, guts and blood flying everywhere
>spend next hour cleaning blood off of tiles and furniture
mini dachshunds are based
James Mitchell
Kek
I had two mini dachshunds. Fun dogs. They hate niggers. Very loyal but never deadly
Bentley Howard
This is the last thing you see before you die.
Noah Reed
>stuffonmywiener.com
I'm happily going to check out this site
Jose White
kek, my mini only trusts white people, will growl/bark at any non-white person on our walks.
Jaxson Rivera
this, just stand up
Cooper Smith
these are definitely pit bulls.
Jordan Hughes
How do they make those dogs? Do they have to heat them up with a torch and stretch them out with a winch?
Grayson Watson
They're dasch-mongrels, and not just a tiny bit.
Camden Ward
yes
Nolan Myers
>dapple not degenerate
Hey Fido watcha doin'?
Tyler Kelly
I'm having a laugh at your post because my dog is a collie and shes fucking retarded.
Tyler Perez
Kayden Lee
Around Collies, Never Folly
Bentley Collins
a couple of them might be, but the others sue look like straight-up pitt bulls to me
Camden Fisher
all weiner dogs are protective entities who will save your soul
Jack Edwards
ah fucking kek
Kayden Gonzalez
Fr though, that is a good dog, defending the home and such. I hope you rewarded him for his service
Isaiah Edwards
They killed a roastie, they must be good
Aiden Cruz
Is that the pack of 'wiener dogs'? Those look like the 56% of dogs.
Isaac Price
not weiners
Blake Watson
They were in Oklahoma
Adrian Garcia
Two arms plus two legs leaves 3 to bite your ankles
Jaxson Ross
Weiner dogs are tough as fuck okay. But they are not retarded like pit bulls.
Landon Sanders
Be careful not to let your dog get ticks in the ears. They are uncomfortable for the dog and unpleasant to look at.
Nicholas Fisher
yeah, these are the pure german dachshunds that we have in america.
Robert Morris
That is really stupid. Nevertheless, top kek.
Juan Murphy
why are they always so worried looking?
Jace Clark
It's crazy how you get 7 killer wiener dogs in a pack but then you get 8 killer wiener buns in a pack.
Julian Carter
farther down the page
3-Year-Old Oklahoma Girl Mauled To Death By Family's New Pit Bull
patch.com
Xavier Cruz
So they just executed all of them?
Charles Campbell
t. doggo
Levi Wright
Trying to figure out how to kill someone 10 times their weight
Xavier Sanders
dachshunds are the chosen canines. That dog on the right is a Babylonian imposter
Robert Morales
No. Never underestimate a Weiner dog. They are Class A ninjas and thieves, but they're good people.
Ryder Garcia
>t. pic related
Lucas Howard
forgot pic of said 3 year old
also, wiener dogs are some bitey little shits
Blake Allen
they look like terriers
Adam Rodriguez
These are "daschunds" the same way the average argentinian is "white".
David Walker
Truf
Robert Garcia
No the police executed one. The rest were euthanized. So said the article
Luke King
True but just like GSDs they are smart. Which makes them incredibly stubborn.
Jayden Young
I miss my mini daschund. He was one of the few daschunds I've ever seen who was a total sweetheart to everyone and wasn't a yappy little shit who hides under their owners feet when company is around like many are.
Chase Diaz
Genetic memories of being forced by krauts to go into dark holes and hunt monster rats bigger than they are.
Austin Robinson
>dachshunds are more effective at beaner removal than shepherds and malinois
Noah Cox
good looking out mohammed
Thomas Butler
Keep the hashtag trending. Don't change anything. Except post more news articles
Josiah Fisher
I got a mini wiener she acts tough as shit to strangers but shes all bark and no bite likes to cuddle under the covers and cuddle like no tomorrow
Connor Torres
This occurred reasonably near me and a few Co workers knew the situation. The woman was in poor health and the animals were feral. Once they got her off her feet, it was all over.