>Identifying as Mr. Potato Head is a way to signify to a woman that you are lacking your member. It’s a way to avoid embarrassment.
>Representative Trey Gowdy Jason Chaffetz both identify themselves this way.
Mr. Potato Head
Matthew Jones
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Jason Davis
You mean not having a dick? Is hillary implying she doesn't have a cunt?
Ian Taylor
kek, they are threatening people
Mason Martin
bump. i remember /cheesebay/ generals from oct 2016. long live /oldpol/.
Jonathan Martin
the potato head connection is a weird one i could never figure out, and never got attention in pizzagate threads
Austin Wood
There was an old Norm Macdonald joke that I can seem to find anymore. It was from a Letterman appearance.
They are talking about sex cults, after a story about them surgically removing penises from members. It’s something like, if you let them cut off your penis, they will let you fly in a space shuttle or become an astronaut. It’s funny on multiple levels.
Jack Barnes
this is being slid hard
David Myers
Bump
Michael Flores
My dick is a joke, I'm a 36 year old man and 10 year olds boys got bigger dicks than me. I got a fucking 3 inch hard, I'm white not even asain, how the fuck am I supposed do anything but piss with this miserable little pecker penis. THIS IS WHY I HATE GOD. FUCK YOU JEW IN THE SKY WIT DIAMONDS M6 LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE I GOT A MICRO DICK
Christopher Taylor
McCain is the most rodent looking piece of shit I have ever seen
Chase Roberts
She seems like the kind of person who would buy Ryobi drills
Jose Sanders
Rumor is that he is lacking, from being a POW.
I don’t even know if I believe the POW story; he defected for all I know.
Asher Nguyen
God didn't give you a microdick, your parents did. Blame your mother for pitty breeding with a dicklet or something, God has little to do with human affairs.
Hudson Morris
Josiah Davis
Wait what’s the sauce on this? If you tote around a Mr. Potato Head toy, your dick was chopped off?
Brody Green
Bump for more info
Juan Gray
Your mother told me about your father.
Also, you are adopted. Sry
Gabriel Perez
Jason C post some weird stuff on his insta page on Halloween. One year he’s talking about his pizza oven. Another year he is dressed as Mr. Potato Head.
Lucas Cook
jason c?
Jace Powell
bump
Isaiah White
Used to be lots of stuff about Gowdy online, but now I only see this:
boards.cindysbeentrippin.com
Used to be a Wonkette story, and more.
Zachary Cook
damn so he's deepstate then?
Jeremiah Cox
That's a Makita though
James Sullivan
Yeah, he talks a big game, but probably controlled.
Gowdy too. He never really did anything. He could have don something, but he’s all bark with no bite.
Nathaniel Wilson
become a trap?
Christopher Torres
Get your dick surgically removed as collateral?
Like Hunter Gathers in Venture Bros
Jesus
Jose Lee
ive suspected gowdy. tough to say. but certainly doesn't look promising. who tf is ourguy besides trump? nunez i guess. maybe rand. fuck i can't think of anyone else. Matt Gaetz? idk if i have that right
Justin Green
Do what we tell you or off comes your dick
Samuel Watson
Jonathan Turner
>He think Trump is "ourguy"
Kevin Watson
seattletimes.com
Why is Jow Forums never right?
Dylan Price
False. The Mr potato head is used to teach kids that putting things in your body is fun. Try harder nigger
Wyatt Sanchez
remove your memeflag for one single post. just one.
Christopher Long
>trump is deepstate
>believe the medias explanation
because you would ever get that close to one of these candidates, and convince them to pose with a toy of your choosing
Lincoln Cox
hes a memeflaggot. watch him squirm at this request. he's hiding like a coward. watchin hiding rabbi?
John Fisher
....
told you
Jeremiah Green
>tfw I have a 23cm dick but it's wasted since I'm a sperg