/ptg/ President Trump General - RULES OF NATURE Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/VtLr0nSPiAw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445678-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
youtu.be/LW0NCbg4yto
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/Ok6uh_RvglE
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445471-1/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445475-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/JLKTt4BEMwg
>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
youtu.be/vNMdoB-CCKg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
youtu.be/IDR1u9XEdCk
>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
youtu.be/AIhC4zswW8I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/

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fuck donald trump and fuck white people

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QUICK /ptg/
What's something you're proud of but can't tell anyone in the Real World

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the 6 million

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Cats are the Patrician choice

>Colorado awesome high mountain state no one wanted to live in 25 years ago
>now it's Lil' California and I can't move there to escape liberalism

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>implying we need more meta circlejerking

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AWOO~

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I'm a 32 yo wizard

I made memes that spread to normies and news sites and i love anime

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Who is the mole who worked on the trump campaign that hannity is speaking of?

DEFEND THIS
We gotta take care of Juanita and Lakeesha's 20 kids

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We have just the right amount. Plus metamemes anger and confuse the shills.

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>ENCOURAGE NORTH KOREA'S COMMITMENT TO PEACE

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this is the real world tho. I'm pretty sure the machine can already read thoughts so I'm hiding nothing.
also proud of nothing.

I helped get Trump into the WH by memeing around the clock

MIGA
MCGA
MQGA

i'm a virgin

I AWOO

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I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR MAY 17TH /ptg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drawfagging doesn't have to be meta, what on earth are you talking about? It can be a drawing of Tucc like that sexy pic

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I sorted my internetz folders a couple years back

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TWO

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>Best Girl postin

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I'm a Macedonian content farmer, apparently.

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Non-Hispanic single-race black: 1.898 (14.26% of mothers)

You mean 1.9 kids

I feel you
I always wanted to move to Colorado when I got older and now that I'm older it's not the state I wanted anymore

Maybe Montana? I don't know anymore. I just want to be left alone in snowy mountains.

just annex everything west of winnipeg and pull out of the middle east.
nobody would even be mad.

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you fucked up your swastikas

my race

TWO JEWS ENTER THE SHEKEL DOME BUT ONE LEAVES.

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For reasons you can probably guess, that girl I introduced to anime now calls me "the pussy whisperer"

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>miplying there aren't many white kids with loser parents that could use benefits

also, my worry would be stopping people from raping them 1st before building playgrounds or whatever. just me tho

70% of "lesbians" that get raped end up turning straight.

If you fall to wiener dogs you deserve to die

And they can't even retaliate because if you kill your enemies they win

We must liberate the dark continent of North Korea

There's six lanes of traffic
Three lanes moving slow

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noway

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i have trap fuckbuddies (cute)

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>when the "idk who's jewing who anymore" meme becomes real

I put obscene effort and get awesome results in destroying and building up online platforms. I get hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of facilitated replies and OC/ideas circulated thousands of times.

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Most of CO is still pretty red and another red voter would be more than welcome in that state. Trump lost CO only because of the Libertarian voters and outraged white women.

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>The Boy Scouts of America organization name will continue to be Boy Scouts of America. It is not changing.

>Beginning February 2019, the Boy Scout program name will change to “Scouts BSA” and will begin serving girls, as well as boys.

>Under the new name of “Scouts BSA,” that program, which is the same iconic program it has always been, will continue to offer Scouting in single-gender troops, through which Scouts – ages 11 through 17 – can work to earn the Eagle Scout rank.

>Before, during, and after that program name change, the overall organization name will continue to be Boy Scouts of America.

they're so fucked lol
I don't know how many troops they've had pull out since their decision, but it must be a lot
the BSA won't exist in a year...maybe as some kind of outdoor brand

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I unironicly love pleasuring my wife. girly squeals are good. no bulli

How does one go about this cause my folders are a shit rn senpai

kek, look at the NYT with the least-spergy picture of Trump and Papadopolous
>and he still looks like a sperg who is out of his depth
Halper set him up and whoever the mole is brought him in. Everyone knows it, but the NYT have to shill this garbage anyway. It's pathetic.

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>didn't put the trip on for it
2/10.

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All memes are becoming real. It is a meme timeline, user.

Jews are a mysterious bunch as they are evil. They're immune to certain diseases and their women are huge sluts.

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>Did that completely manually
kek

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kek

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>JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE
>HOW COULD TRUMP BE PAYING HIS PERSONAL LAWYER

I'm proud of President Donald John Trump, I wish he could kill bare handed everyone that ever hurt the United States of America.

What a time to be alive.

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We're all just words on a screen, user.
But then again, our entire government is essentially words on a scroll. Gotta fight bullshit with bullshit.

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I'd rather move to Nevada than CO. The former is pretty close, and if trump campaigned there he would have won it. A lot of ex-Cali republicans are settling in Las Vegas.

From now on all my donations go only to the girls scouts.

Literally dead.

>Doing it for the recognition

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Watching anime beyond a certain age...can be a troubling thing. If you are in your 20s or older, the chances that you are a pedophile raise dramatically to the point where it is a sure thing. Don't get mad at me, those are just facts.

Wait. That t-shirt design violates their content policy?

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WHO'S THE MOLE???

The entire state of Utah left, I know that

Every girl I've dumped has tried to commit suicide afterwards.

>decides to change name
>literal millions of scouts quit, even some about to work on becoming an eagle
>try to save face and decide not to change the name
BSA are run by morons, those people that left, especially those that left before becoming eagle scout will almost certainly never come back

Did Colbert freak out?

Stop namefagging

NV is minority white. CO is still majority white across all age ranges.

>A lawyer doesn't know how retainer payments work
This fucking guy.

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y-you too. I have no inernet right now. Phoneposting sucks.

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We've gone from

>Totally ludicrous to imply the Obama administration wiretapped the Trump campaign!
>So the Trump campaign was under surveillance but here's why it's a good thing!
>Devin Nunes is a traitor peddling conspiracy theories that there were spies inside the Trump campaign!
>So there were some spies in the Trump campaign but here's why it's a good thing!

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Anyone else notice Harvey Weinstein transformed into a woman?
oddballtimes.com/2018/05/14/harvey-weinstein-secret-therapy-what-its-like-being-a-woman-satire/

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I mapped out a general outline of how I wanted it on paper, then moved individual files to their new folders in a different directory until the old interwebs folder was completely empty

The constant cp posts in this thread don't make my weenie react so I'm probably not a pedophile.

Can I get a citation for the millions quitting? I believe (You) but I want to bask in the headline. An image macro is fine too.

so is Tim Kaine gonna get unseated or is Virginia truly lost forever?

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#FBI OLD AND BUSTED: "we definitely weren't spying on Trump, that's a conspiracy theory"

#FBI NEW : "Of course we were spying on Trump! With covert informants and electronic surveillance. It was our patriotic duty. What, you don't like it? You must be a bot or a bigot"

Funny how Girl Scouts wasnt attacked for the same reasons. Its almost like they want to fuck up our children

youtube.com/watch?v=GRtsnJhHEfk
Tillerson speaks at virgina military institute

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My carved pumpkin awoo from Halloween is still memed from time to time.

Seems like an opportune time for a right wing scout group to rise up and take all those lost customers

centaurs are my fetish

the Whites in Nevada are more Republican though, so it cancels out

>bigger than watergate
We /hurricanegate/ now!

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I'm a real life |337 haxx0|2

NV was only lost by 30,000 votes. Reno and Las Vegas both nearly turned red - the state's population is much smaller so it is easier to sway. I got a conservative friend from Alameda County who is moving to Reno next year. I might go there too to help flip the state

Say it’s all true.
Everything Hillary said is correct.
Trump conspired with the Russians, the Macedonians, the Carthaginians, the Boy Scouts, the misogynists, the uneducated white women, all of them in it together.
>What did they do?
Did they pull guns on people to make them change their vote? No.
Did they stuff ballot boxes or electronically alter voting machines? No.
At the most they took out a ridiculously small amount of ads on Facebook and maybe wrote some very funny reviews of her horrible books on Amazon.
That’s it
That’s the crime.
>Even if they did give wiki leaks the DNC emails, they are all true.
Hillary and her co conspirators really did all those things. This is nothing less than a coup attempt.

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Settling in CO makes more sense though.