Daily reminder if you're not going into business, medicine, federal government, or law...

teach us your ways, oh dark lord

Hello chem friend from the other thread who couldn't get that 13/hr entry level job. Biofag here, I found out I wasn't cut out for medical school until after I graduated so now I'm looking for entry level lab work as well.

yeah i'm about to kms too m8. 2nd last year in a law degree and no clerkship

We have surrendered the arts to shitlibs. We need to be making art, literature, etc because as it turns out, culture matters. The West didn't get to where it was through STEM alone. The fine arts are what creates ideals and introspection. People follow where culture leads - do not let the globohomo complex steer us into oblivion. Create.

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>Not networking/interning in undergrad
Its mostly bullshit and a waste of time unless you go to a reputable school.

I go to a cheap school that no one cares about except government services where they get their low quality employees.

1. Spam application everywhere and hope to land something. Ability to move will probably be crucial
2. Federal gov
3. Grad school
4. Air force officer to T20 MBA

naturally. I love that you called out the globohomo.

Define "reputable." A good gpa from a state school should land you a job.

I was a liberal arts major in college,
work in tech sales.
made 135k last year,
this year on plan, Ill make 205k, I am 25.
get rekt stem fags

>1. Spam application everywhere and hope to land something. Ability to move will probably be crucial
I've done this. In my 300+ applications and handful of interviews, the only ones that have offers are janitorial positions and English teaching in the East. Should I take the janitor position at the chem company and show my mettle as a good janitor to move up in the company, or should I try my lot in the East?

If you're not a larp teach me your secrets. I'd be happy with anything over 30k with benefits but I don't know how to branch out into a new field without any relevant experience.

If you don't want to go to grad school/commit to the military, seriously look into federal gov. Many college grad positions have automatic promotions the first ~4 years until you get to ~100k. You can accept the gov life, or get an MBA and transfer to the private sector.

I also only had a 2.9 gpa in college

A school that recruiters are interested in. Schools that have top firms recruit there that are worth sucking up to get to a job. Otherwise I would rather just apply for jobs online.

I have a high GPA from a state school in a degree that has a market; however, not much recruiting is done at my school. That's not to say there is NO recruiting. It just isn't high quality enough to be dressing up and kiss assing.

What are your recommendations? I've already been shot down from the CDC per lack of contributing to their "ongoing goals for diversity in the field."

Get some basic It certs(i dont have them, but still might help), then go get an SDR job.
I'm an account executive, but most people have to start as SDRs. Basically cold calling and booking demos, building a funnel for AEs to close. Good SDRs might back 20-30k base, but on plan, 60-80k.
I didn't start as an SDR, but my company is not typical of how the industry works.
I also had an internship with the company i work for in college, did that for 2.5 years, did really well and then got hired as an AE right out of school

You are sales. Which is more suited for a different psychological type than most people who are interested in STEM.

If you're extrovert, interpersonal, and a good bullshiter. You will always make cash, college degree or none.

My dad's cousin is a good bullshiter, he made millions as literally the guy who would wine and dine investors for the hedge fund he worked for. Why? Because he knows how to talk and bullshit.

Get your foot in the door at a biomedical company. You bio backround could land you a sales gig if you are in shape and have good people skills.

Daily reminder that you'll never accomplish anything in life If you associate masturbation and porn with it.
I had to drop out of medical school because pornography addiction got in the way and left me so drained.

I can tell OP is in neither of these fields because all great people knew they had to focus on what matters instead of turning their brain over to "muh dick".

if youre in pharma sales, an MBA is a waste of money, unless you want to leave frontline sales and go to mgmt, and typically if your a top contributor you should be making more than the managers.

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No fap incels go on the gas chambers with the niggers and kikes. God I hate you anti social faggots.

I've been thinking about going back to community college to get an AAS in Network Security. I think you get your certs as you complete the degree. I'm not sure if that's a good idea to spend another 1-2 years going back to school though.

Thanks for the help so far. What should I look for in biomedical companies?

>if you are in shape and have good people skills
I'm sort of a manlet (5'3''). Will that be a problem.

I'd rather not contribute to the systematic drugging of my people, monster.

nosering makes her 1/10

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Teaching

I rarely bullshit,
I work in gov sales. Most of what I do is research, understand pronouncement law, read rfps, and have basically an encyclopedic knowledge of what my agencies are doing from an IT perspective. I cover a couple major cities, that frequently make the news, and I usually know weeks or months before it hits the news.

I personally have no certs, beyond bullshit mfg specific ones we have to take, and an unrelated degree.
Personally I think it isn't that hard to get an entry level IT sales job, because i mean if you can sell you can sell, and if not, you'll just quit when you make no money. So companies dont mind taking the risk on you. and if you get one, you just have to crush it, and you are golden

A white welfare leech with ten white kids is more valuable to the white race than your virgin ass, kid

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It could as a sales rep. I work in sales purely online and on the phone selling medical equipment. What state do you live in? Selling cars is an easy thing to get into as well and you need zero education. Thats what I started in at 21 after dropping out of school.

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Procurement*
actually i do some bullshiting i guess.

usajobs.gov/

I'm in Alabama.

>A white welfare leech with ten white kids is more valuable to the white race than your virgin ass, kid
Truth

I have an average IQ and I'm going to be a chef.

This is good advice. And if you're not an extrovert and you don't want to do sales, the certs will still pay huge dividends.

Marry, fuck, kill. Go.

Biomedical Engineer reporting.
Doctors can suck it, you will all be replaced in 7-10 years. Except a few surgeons

>Marry,
marrying a thot who fucks her white skin up by wearing a bikini in the sun
yeah, no

Nobody cares, retard. We're trying to help each other get jobs.

idk if you need more school. Do you already have a degree?

2/10 disinfo attempt

> tfw 25 work in warehouse

feelsterribleman

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This is why Moonman gets shut down

youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9lMs11y4U&bpctr=1526524518

People keep re-uploading it after it gets deleted. So they've had to settle for keeping a version with the bottom-right cuckstamp on it.

Just google "used medical equipment Alabama" and call those places saying you have a degree in biology and want to get into the medical field and are willing to do anything. Anything under $20/hr move onto the next place.

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pharma job seems like a good opportunity, but I can't shake the feeling that I'll go to hell for it

Why would you go to doctor when u can sit in a pod that scans your body and tells u what’s wrong?

A) You'd be surprised what is worth dressing up for (it's everything).
B) No need to kiss ass. Chin up, shoulders back, let people know that yours is the ass to kiss.
C) We all start somewhere. Nobody will give a fuck that you went to XYZ State in 7 years, they will care how competent you are at your craft. You might go to some cocktail parties where people give a shit....... it only makes a difference if you aren't interested in people enough to network and rise to the level of your aspirations.

Oh, it's me a semester from now. How's it going? Did you ever manage to get lab work while still in college?

Well then your presence here also indicates that you're not in much of a hurry to literally anything else in your life either. Unless we want to acknowledge that people sometimes have a little time for other pursuits aside from just one thing.

>tfw currently coding a warehouse mgmt system

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lol 75 iq is not good

Hey bud I'm a Chem grad (Canada), want some advice?

First, I pissed on my first gf's face.

>Everyone on this board claims to have a 120+ IQ, yet does not go into influential positions to promote a right wing agenda..
I have a measured IQ of 130+. I'm a poet and novelist. Fuck you.

LMAO imagine thinking medical technology is anywhere near this. Most hospitals are still using C-Arms, X-Rays and CT from the 90's.

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I'm jealous. Creative pursuits are the most satisfying of any work. Planning on writing this summer, looking forward to it.

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>business, medicine, federal government, or law
yeah literally everything

Except nobody promotes those careers here. It is either "become a software engineer and compete with Pajeet" or "dude, I make 700k working six months as a plumber."

What do you do OP?

This is a very "upper-middle class" perspective on the world. If you really want to influence anything you have to do one of two things: get elected to a prominent seat in office or have/be in control of a large amount of capital (this includes execs, patent-owners, etc.).

I personally think the political option and trying to climb the ranks to CEO both involve a good degree of luck, connections, and can be kind of unlikely. So what do? The best option: own the capital yourself.

How do I monies? So many ways to get those tendies... depends on your credentials. I'll outline the most entry-level scheme that almost anyone with semi-decent credit and like $15k (can be a loan!) can pull off:

>Step 1: Find area with cheap houses but high population density/a lot of renters in almost any city - most likely a neighborhood that is primarily inhabited by spear chuckers and piñata whackers.
>Step 2: Understand the concept of cap rates. Cap rate = net income on property / price of property. Net income on property is found by subtracting all of the annual expenses associated with the property (taxes, utilities, upkeep, mortgage, etc.) from annualized rental income (monthly rent*12).
>Step 3: Go on Zillow and look for foreclosed/kinda run down houses that are cheap. Then, look at what similar (fixed up) places are renting for nearby. Multiply that rent by 12, subtract annual taxes (on Zillow) and divide that number by the price of the house plus what you expect to have to put in maintenance-wise. This will get you a rough cap rate! A general way to filter is that if this cap rate is 18%+ and the neighborhood has a relatively positive trajectory, that could be a very good deal.
>Step 4: Be patient and do your due diligence on properties. Make sure you understand what the total expenses will be, if there are any hidden risks , (something like an underground oil tank can be big liability), etc...

Out of characters - continue?

Not everyone lives in the trailer park known as The United States of America.
I work in this field the tech is already there

It really won't. Check lab supply distributors, as they are a lot easier to get in the door than the manufacturers. Once you get rolling, your numbers will speak louder than anything else.

>no engineering
>no banking
sage /thread

>This is a very "upper-middle class" perspective on the world.
No, the upper middle class perspective is to accept a 60k a year programming job
>If you really want to influence anything you have to do one of two things: get elected to a prominent seat in office
Which are almost all filled physicians, lawyers, and successful businessmen.
>be in control of a large amount of capital
Which are usually businessmen, lawyers, and physicians.
>Buy real estate
A high paying job allows you to do so...

>going into federal government
>willfully becoming kike puppet

You have to be trolling dude... both of my parents used to be Canadian and so did my grandparents but they all became US citizens because they were getting reamed in taxes by Canada and used US healthcare for almost everything. Ask any Canadian with money who lives within a few hours of Toronto and there is a very high probability they get their medical procedures done in Buffalo, NY.

>Engineering
nope
>banking
Falls under business...

Why do that retarded shit when I can make millions off Feds and watch as they burn?

Business is a pretty goddamn broad term. OP is 14.

I'm a Human Resources Manager in the federal government and it's a huge pain in the ass. The laws are absolutely retarded and I have to enforce them. I think I want to quit, go into politics, and repeal the fucking laws.

As it is I can barely convince dumbass boomers and Gen X to hide their powerlevel before they get fired for being retarded.

You IQ hoovers a little below room temperature kike, if you really think that's how the US political, infotainment environment works...

These people want everyone to fail.

I want my enemy to fail

i did geo and i fucking destroyed hilda myself. was running my own business in college.

fuck business majors
engis are nerdlings
law is a dead end

Teaching?

Yes

Iq127 here - I don't give a fuck about your boring shit.

Can confirm. I’m the worst kind of liberal, Day of the Rope worthy, and I’m a senior editor at a major publisher. God you guys must despise me.

Please continue.

Physicians and lawyers go to school for so many years to ultimately make somewhere in the $200k-$500k range once they're experienced enough to make their own practice, if they are lucky. I agree that they are very intelligent, and amass a good amount of money over their career, and that both of these things correlate with holding political positions but I'm talking about something else. I'm talking about REAL money, like millions of dollars annually not over a career. Also, you keep saying "successful businessmen" - that's so abstract - who is really gonna read that and say, "oh yeah! I'll become a business man!"

If you can get into a job where you make 6 figures while you're relatively young then, by all means, do it! That's what I am doing right now but I was born after Forrest Gump was released, I'm young. If you really wanna be rich that can't be your long-term play. You gotta save that money, work for 5 years, and then take the million or so you've saved up by the time you're 28 and put it to work - that is the ideal scenario. Not everyone is lucky enough to land a 6 figure job though so for all these normies out there who have small assets and income, I'm giving them a way to start building a little financial empire. And then for all you normies who think you're bigshots because you make $126k/year - I'm explaining how to put that money to work to start building towards making some real money.

Fuck you the system screwed me over by not skipping me two grade levels. I'll go NEET if I have to. Fucking 1st amendment.

>only 127
I'm sorry for your lots.

I un-ironically want to do this (become a U.S. Citizen)... How did they do it?

>Everyone on this board claims to have a 120+ IQ, yet does not go into influential positions to promote a right wing agenda...
you're right. I have a 95 iq and voted trump cause he was good on tv. granted i've read some great books and understand the innerworkings of the world but we need a real shitposter to make things happen.

Okay, give me a little time because I'm typing these as I go

Smart people are lazy in the right way. Get the fuck off the internet, homie.

I'm a White Canadian, to be clear. Is it easy to become a U.S. Citizen for Canadians?

What about computer science.