/ptg/ President Trump General - ROO-DEE Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/VtLr0nSPiAw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
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>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
youtu.be/LW0NCbg4yto
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/Ok6uh_RvglE
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445471-1/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445475-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/JLKTt4BEMwg
>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
youtu.be/vNMdoB-CCKg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
youtu.be/IDR1u9XEdCk
>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
youtu.be/AIhC4zswW8I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>ENCOURAGE NORTH KOREA'S COMMITMENT TO PEACE

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All my porn got deleted i'm on the verge of breaking boys

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Why do Canadians do this?

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I don't buy games often so the one or two times a year I do it doesn't bother me much. Also, this OP was pretty fucking great.

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>tfw mueller writes his report
Its pretty obvious at this point muellers goal is to just write a report that gives the media lots of meaty phrasing to attack Trump with.

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techtimes.com/articles/200592/20170307/fbi-drops-child-pornography-case-to-avoid-disclosing-tor-vulnerability.htm

archive.fo/GWdfJ

>The operation led to 200 prosecutions. However, prosecutors have now dropped all charges against a man accused of downloading explicit photos of minors from the popular Playpen website, since the government refused to disclose how it came to reveal those identities.
>The FBI used "network investigative techniques" to reveal users' real identities despite Tor's efforts, but in court it refused to comply with a request for information regarding its techniques. Rather than divulging its methods, the FBI preferred to see all charges dropped.
>Rather than divulging its methods, the FBI preferred to see all charges dropped.

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BUILD THE WALL
>LOCK HER UP
BUILD THE WALL
>LOCK HER UP
BUILD THE WALL
>LOCK HER UP
BUILD THE WALL
>LOCK HER UP

Can I get an awooo!?!?

>not using raid 6.

Trump is an embarrassment to the US and the people he lords over, especially those who voted for him.
Can't wait for the world to rise up and trample Jew.S.A when democrats take all your guns.

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>tfw no hypertech stem occult backroom bureaucrat agency gf (goth)

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i don't see 400 ever happening

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Tucker Carlson is a FRAUD

theamericanconservative.com/articles/tucker-carlson-the-populist-paladin-of-primetime/

Tucker Carlson is a FRAUD

theamericanconservative.com/articles/tucker-carlson-the-populist-paladin-of-primetime/

Tucker Carlson is a FRAUD

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How did it get deleted?

I hope one of the news hosts hands Rudy a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal the next time he's on TV. It will be the best nigger joke in history.

MAGA

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Impeach 45

What is that American doing here?

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>gf (goth)
i don't understand this meme. most goths are degenerate and left wingers

Jow Forums was right /tor/ is /niggernet/

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THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

I think i was mentally fucked and moved it somewhere

Its just the black leather and black hair is hot senpai

dana started the goth thing.

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1 term blunder, he'll be impeached before he finishes his first 3.

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>theamericanconservative

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Quick rundown? I must've missed it

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Trump is the last President

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Does it need to? No, it doesn't.

At least it wasn't leaked on the (((cloud)))

We'll flip CA in 2020.

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>You went gentle into that good night. Unlike you, I try to keep my optimism about me.
The west is in its death throes, it's horrifying. As a superorganism it's fitness is incredibly low and is being out-competed by non-human and non-European sapiens.

>uploading your consciousness
A human is a bundle of neurons which have a finite lifespan, a consciousness is a pattern of processes in that organ. The only think I could see which would impart immortality is some sort of regenerative process. Destroying those cells or disposing them in favor of a new material would mean the death of the original organism replaced with a clone.

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We must liberate the dark continent of North Korea

When I say “A”, you say “WOO”!

>A

Agency had an entire meme division that couldn’t keep up with our one handed shitposting.

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>We'll flip CA in 2020.
HAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

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Jew.

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TOD DEN JUDEN
TOD DEN SCHWARZEN
TOD ALLEN FEINDEN DES VOLKES

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Why are Germans notoriously fetishistic? I mean no criticism or sarcasm, is that accurate like digging up beaches?

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I think its a good look for some women. The only problem is the tendency to overdo it to the point it become a parody.

VOO

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>My tax dollars pay these fags.
Purge.

The Nigerian porn board you are currently casting a virgin spell on provides plenty of vajine and bobs.

get this man some lewd tomboys, STAT

>We'll flip CA in 2020.
>getting spics to vote republican

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He'd be 1st god emperor of the 21st century.

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>/gif/
literally nigger dick the board

That was the purpose of the no-knock Cohen raid and nothing came out of it except the shocking revelation that Trump unironically paid his lawyer.

Pic related, they have literally nothing and they know it

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Hawaii will take care of Commiefornia, so ironic

>virgin
mate i've blogposted about my gay life here

If you eliminated the voter fraud in L.A. county California would be a red state.

I came here for crossfire hurricane memes and found nothing.

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I'm voting yes on the one for transportation funds. I'm sick of local politicians throwing bonds just to put the money in the general fund.

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>mate i've blogposted about my gay life here

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Use it as a starting point to quit the porn jew.

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>The west is in its death throes, it's horrifying
you can say that again but look at where you are and where you live. You're part of the last stand, America is the last bastion of Western Civilization. If it dies, it died on your watch. Lord knows I can't do anything here in meme tier Canada

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It's not possible right now but, things are changing here.

>new-zealand not even on the list
>jewish prime minister
fuck this

>pic

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It is absolutely true. But we are also pretty prudish.

Does anyone actually read these? Holy shit.

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Oregon is pretty soft D, they could go for trump in a slightly sub Reagan scenario

>the average IQ of the intelligence community is 190

t. James Clapper

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sauce

a win is a win, and that's a comfortable one.

Boom.

>b-but you can't indict a sitting president
>b-but hillary!!1!

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german fetish porn is god-tier thank you germany for the great wanks

Still missing the Heirlophant!

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Yes, and?

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You know what to do

>22 replies
No, People do not read these.

>208 tweets
At that point just get a goddamn blog.

>Boom
*thud*

and what is that mr cia

Deport enough and I think its possible. Flip the black vote another few points and its assured.

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So "efforts" that resulted in failure, where is the fire?

Oh i was hoping for some pics

COMPLETE THE ARCANA

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judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/NVRA-letter-CA-August-2017-1.pdf

My guess: Brony fandom was created on Jow Forums by the CIA in an attempt to make it mainstream among anons here and thus further ostracize them.
In reality, it weeded out the dumbest among Jow Forums which only furthered the amazing concentration of autism that fuels it today.

Its a jojo reference
Are deepstatefags weebs too?

best party

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Lol, they might as well give up now. A complete train wreck, Pelosi can at least plan her retirement

>If it dies, it died on your watch
That's like charging a peasant with the affairs of a lord who let his house run into ruin because the peasant is a constituent part of the body politic. No side agrees with my policy save authoritarian flavored right capitalists and fascists that compose a very small portion of the population. The longer this charade goes on the more drastic a response is going to be required to return the nation to a stable state or admit that it died long ago.

I have solutions, I have no support. If I had unilateral control of all security apparatus of the whole US it would just take time, but that's impossible.

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I'd be interested to see what the real numbers are if LA County didn't have 128% of its eligible voting population show up to every election and vote 90% Democrat and no one investigates shit.

I was skimming through it today. It's what happens when liberals mainline crystal.

AWOO!

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MUELLER HURRY!

>implying i'm willing to spend 70 fucking dollars on a meme anime game

Happy Dance 4 A Collection Complete.

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Styx is gonna have a field day tomorrow covering that.