/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General - Drowning Goys Edition

Chicago is in an almost constant state of gang warfare that is cranking up now that the weather is getting warmer. Even on a Wednesday night the MALE BLACK can't restrain himself.

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>uncle is beating the caller with a broom at 3452 Jackson

>5-6 gunshots heard at 2128 Fairfield
>5 people fighting at Walcott

>"...drunk or high, she put her hands on the grandmother"

>garbage is on fire at the corner of Ashland
>male whites and hispanics trying to break in at 3035 West and George

>caller was stabbed at 1359 South Houston

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>people fighting in the parking lot at 4 7 and Princeton

That’s a really terrible drawing, the shadow doesn’t even make sense.

A /comfy/ Robert thread, I can dig it.

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>female asian walking down the street pulling on door handles
>female asian

rare as fug

>informed by text that the boyfriend is choking her at Kimball
>2 shots fired at 2425 Whipple
>unknown man passed out at 4943 South Colon (sp?)

>child's mother pulled a knife on the caller

Incorrect. Imagine the light coming from the top right.

>assistant principal is concerned that a student is posting things about shooting up a school

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>males chasing a completely naked female black running down East 93rd street

>2 kids are breaking the windows with bats, 22nd district zone 12

>male black is on the porch smoking and snorting something
>unknown male took the chihuahua dog and fled at Loomis
>fire at the orange line near Kedzie

>"she's bleeding from the head, refused EMS"
>1 person shot in the L leg and arm at Morgan
>multiple people beating up on one person with someone recording

>group of males throwing bottles at each other at 35 and Wood

>hospital is refusing to let Steve check in and he's not sure why
>male and female fighting in the front of Francisco

>male white with afro beating a female on Pierce

>Tony Rico is trying to break down the back door at [something] Damon

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>female Robert in foot chase of female black

Elbows too sharp
would not bang
Robertos, que paso

>kids in the middle of the street screaming and hollering at Walton

Tell me tales of chimpery roberts
I haven't been here since last year

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>several people fighting at Madison and Washnaw

things ive saved
8/4 pm:
>Male black on the ground shaking with his pants down
>her mother is hitting her in her privates
>girl on a goat
>car on fire
>dog(s) getting beat up
>STOP OR IM GOING TO TAZE YOU. FIVE, FOUR, THRE-
>multiple people on the ground bleeding from the head
>female white trying to throw a brick through the shelter
>offender cut the caller with a butcher knife but caller is refusing help

2/19/18 pm
>a male black broke the window
>7 shots fired
>6-7 males around trying to rob everyone in the area
>15 males are on the street selling drugs
>male running southbound with a knife
>Svetlana got carjacked
>male white driver masturbating while driving
>"He's multitasking"
>6 shots fired from black suv on Fairfield
>explosion on 9th floor
>male white throwing a female white against the wall

5/15/18 night
>ex-husband kicking down the door
>multiple people checking car doors and gates
>male running down the street naked carrying a gallon of milk who wont go home
>homeless male in the playground throwing feces (11:38 local time)
>something wrong with a female who's having trouble breathing

>gunshots heard in the basement at Malark

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>male running down the street naked carrying a gallon of milk who wont go home
rippetoe claims another soul

>male white broke into a parking lot, checking cars with a flashlight

>2 males fighting outside at Clairmont

>the school announcement system at 73rd and Hoyne has been making a loud noise for 2 hours

>male black pulled a gun on her at 414 Costner

>Lauren the complainant is stuck in the lobby door and cant get out

>male screaming for help at 1367 North Levitt

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>female is outside trying to fight her daughter at 8-something South Francisco

>4-5 shots heard at Green and Sacramento

>someone took heroin and is now laying down in front of Flash Taco

>male who cant breathe, says he was smoking and drinking
>several males fighting in the middle of the street
>intoxicated female black was escorted off the premises and told not to return, but she came back

>point of entry unknown

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>intoxicated male bleeding on the ground

>guy walking around with a drill, caller is concerned because of recent catalytic converter thefts
>3 shots fired at 3935 Jackson

>child abduction scam led by Randolph

>female wants a roommate removed named Babyface
>female white 48 y/o is screaming suicidal things

>female black is threatening to bust the windows out with a brick

are these the new volcano fissure threads

is this what we are latching onto now as the next big meme

am i witnessing a epic new happening

>"guys in the alley throwing bottles at them"
>she's blowing out windows with a bat

>2 shots fired at 6 2 and Albany