Should Brits be banned from Earth?

Slags. Fuck the queen too.

not liking a little musk to the strumpet, it's no wonder your women fuck muzzies, blacks and pakis in droves

>not knowing poop particles coagulate on your butthole after you shit

this is why you're going to be taken over by sand niggers that are stuck in the 3rd century. You lot honestly deserve it at this point. No sympathy from this yank.

I only shower every other day because I don’t get dirty during the day. You’re not supposed to shower every single day anyway as it hurts your hair and skin.

you'll understand one day when you're all grows up and you work a real job like an actual man.

But washing every day fucks up your skin.

home.bt.com/lifestyle/health/wellness/could-a-daily-shower-actually-be-bad-for-you-11363954809638

>....over-bathing can dry out and irritate skin, washing away the good bacteria and even heightening risk of infection by causing small cracks in the skin.

>...Obviously, the every-other-day rule is flexible depending on your lifestyle – nobody is suggesting you dodge the shower after a heavy gym session – but, generally speaking, it seems we’re bathing a lot more than we need to.

Show me your proof, then.

None expected, if I've learned anything on here it's that the shart in mart is the natural enemy of Great Britain.

Women who are compatible with you will like your natural scent after working all day like an "actual man" unless you're giving off a onions aura you faggot

muslims not bathing, how shocking

>they so disgusting.
my wife has a really fancy job. but she refuses to wake up to take a 5 minute(her normal shower time) shower. she takes one when she gets home but its just so disrespectful to others i would think. idk?

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No. Please no basedsniff poster, no..

>aussie telling anyone else their skin looks like leather

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sleeping with sweat covered skin is fucking disgusting. your sheets stick to your body. try not living like a goddamn animal new zealand

Also, wash yo ass, filthy minger

Now do you understand why the Germans are the Master Race?

That jew looks so happy! He can smell pennies on the ground.

underrated

This. Shower loicenses are too dear

>tfw you still havent figured out that this is what they do.
They use the media as a weapon.
Hey look girls its okay to be fat.
Hey look girls its okay not to wash..look- everyones doing it, its the new cool thing so why bother?

Its all mens fault youre unhappy
nothing to do with the fact you have devalued yourself and are ashamed to be you

and isnt it funny how there is always a line straight to pol whenevr the (((press))) pull this shit saying "look how filthy anglos are fellow goys"

you dont understand the british mentality at all you fucking faggots.
we're not for turning like you fucking nonces

it must b so weird being a euro and actually imagining that weight of opinion trumps fact

I use wet wipes fuck u

>Imagine allowing shit to crust over in your asshole for 3 days.

Imagine having to shit more than once or at all every 3 days, looks like something is eating a bit too many cookies, I take a shit maybe 5 times/month

i disagree wholeheartedly. i'd rather be clean when i go to bed than for work. and how much filth do you accumulate in your sleep anyways? plus that means she's clean for you...not Chad at work

You do realize "daily washing" is a modern thing right? Oy vey keep buying our soaps and chemicals and products! And when your natural oils are washed away, buy our other products!

based

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no, it's utterly predictable & repetitive, that's why I can't stand you shart in marts, you're so fucking unimaginative, you just can't the bantz

kek

thanks abbo friend
always nice to hear from you

You'll see mate

mate I take at least 4 shits a day

They need to clean themselves 5 times a day

Also they dont use their shoes at home you disgusting Trumpet

>the gym
whats wrong with you?

>not showering at least 8 times a day, in between meals, poops, and any bouts of sweating

I shower and wash my head every 2 days, if i'm not involved in any physical activities. Everyday head washing is also has degrading effect to head skin and hair follicles. So 1 shower every 2 days seems enough, so i don't know why are you shitting bongs now, it's normal and much more healthy then everyday stress to skin with bath cosmetics.

I don't bathe daily, each 2 days. Bathing daily is literally bad for health.

Based Lazo

Enjoy capilar cancer.

their literal shit tier toilets?

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Falling for the sudsy jew.

fuck off vegan

> I work, therefore can't take 15 minutes of my life to take a shower

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>toilet is designed in such a way that there is no explanation other than the populace wnats to look at and inhale their own shit

you know, i don't mind smelling my own aroma once i've brewed one, but it's safely couched in sanitary water that prevents the smell beams from going into my brain.

all manner of european are digusting goat-persons, and should be excised summarily

Hey piece of shit, how do you dare to call a Briton a Mutt?

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I realised this a while ago.

I stopped buying shampoo and conditioner and now my hair is healthier than ever. No dandruff, doesn't fall out. Same goes for many other hygiene products. Its shit we absolutely don't need

I don't even see how that is possible, oh well, metabolism works in different ways I guess

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My sister told me recently that she only washes her hair about once a week, I was pretty disgusted. Apparently its pretty common for women not to wash their hair as frequent we do...

Based Aussies

I shit the same amount. Ever since I was a child. Dunno why

Yea I almost forgot about all the German inventions....

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worse than brits

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>monkey country
Oh, dear...

Based sniffposter

I tried this but I never got over that initial stage where your hair is really greasy even over a month in, so I gave up.

>be brit
>wake up
>jack to some porn on TV to start your day
>pull knife out of your drawer to butter some morning toast
>pug walks into the kitchen, puts his paws up because he's hungry
>get a knock on the door
>it's a feminine looking man wearing a brightly colored vest
>"Sir, you are under arrest for severe crimes against Her Majesty's government.
>You resist arrest, it takes 7 of the British """""""police"""""" just to take you down
>get raped by pakis in jail
>appear in court
>user, you have been charged with 1 count of failure to provide a TV license, 1 count of failure to provide a pornography license, 1 count of hate speech and 1 count of possessing a deadly weapon.
>go home on bail
>and unrecognizable female is sitting in your bedroom. Her face looking like that of a severe burn victim.
>"Oh god i missed you so much, wanna fuck?"
>It's your GF who just days earlier had been attacked in the streets by acid
>"Come on user, you can't leave me over this, that's sexism and it's a hate crime"
>as you lick out your GF's pussy you notice there crusty old paki cum leaking out of her Minge, she hasn't washed in a whole week

the absolute state

"If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope
And if you wash your ass you best use soap"

>be amerinigger
>get shot

Somehow this makes me more attracted to them.

Most explain why that anglo family in town got banned from the local diner due to the smell

Knew it was meme flag before even looking.. I want old pol back

its the future they wanted. it wouldnt be anywhere as bad if they hadnt brought in all the wogs.

>hon hon hon

As do I? But I wash the rest of my body every other day and rinse out my hair. I only use shampoo/conditioner once a week.

I bet you would clog even an American toilet. My aunts mom and dad said they only shit once a week and they both clogged the toilets.

I know because the mom had to get the plunger from upstairs and then later the dad had to get it from upstairs to unclog downstairs. See a doctor

I thought civilized humans showered once per day, twice if they worked/exercised?

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M8, You tellin' me you don't like to occasionally dip some battered haggis?

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>Not having a bidet
Oh right, you're in a third world country.

>t. office peon

If you have long hairs, head washing is quite bothersome and time-consuming procedure, so it's only natural for lazy or busy people to avoid it as long as possible.

Metallhead in retirement

You should visit the UK.

youtube.com/watch?v=6mHTNmRpysg

Only 4 quid...

Read it again, faggot.

What the fuck is that?

but 500,000 quid a year in HIV and Gonorrhea treatments.

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HAHAHA!! holy shit, considering the majority of women in the UK hail from pakistan and syria it doesnt shock me. to answer your question, yes they should be banned from the earth

Twice here, since the day I was born

Depends. I only shampoo once or twice a week.

see

>based sniffposter

youtube.com/watch?v=0lBxRPSJzyA

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I'm jealous, real men like the body odor of a woman. All these sissys are only used to synthetic smells.

>ewww she has coootiesss

fucking faggots

bullshit, i have long hair and wash it daily

> only shits on rare occasions

That's because you're constantly letting Mohammad pack it back in.

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It's very worth it. I used to shampoo and condition daily when i had long hair. Was rough for a few days after stopping, then it was okay, and now it's better than it ever was with (((products))) in it.
You do have to comb it through regularly, though.

Stop if you want to keep it

Don't Google whiff test

that's because most chicks don't smell natural, they stink like, precisely, synthetic shit. If they go a day or two without a shower they smell like old, greasy perfume or some shit like that. It takes a while to smell natural again

No but everybody else should be with a few exceptions.

So this is the power of diversity...

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I only bathe every other day when im not working/dont get dirty
3 days is my limit though because after that second day my hair and skin start feeling oily

Wait, that's why I've been losing so much hair? Care to explain why? What the fuck am I so supposed to exercise, sweat and everything and not take a shower? Not to mention simply spending the day outside makes you dirty. I don't mind "rural dirt" that much, but urban dirt is fucking disgusting.