/ptg/ President Trump General - Y'all Postin' Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/VtLr0nSPiAw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445678-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
youtu.be/LW0NCbg4yto
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/Ok6uh_RvglE
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445471-1/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445475-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/JLKTt4BEMwg
>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
youtu.be/vNMdoB-CCKg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
youtu.be/IDR1u9XEdCk
>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
youtu.be/AIhC4zswW8I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/

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Q predicted this

Good pic choice.

bote trump

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MAGA

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is this MAGA in poo language or just camera resolution?

streamable.com/0nnm0

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I wish Trump just tweeted this the day OIG report drops

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S U P E R

P R E D A T O R S

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woops pasted it twice lmao

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the_donardu is compromised isnt it?

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wha

You don't think he'd come after us for that, would he?

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>Texas Awoo
>Blonde
>Blue eyes
You haven't been to Texas.

A lot of Mixed race people in Goose Creek but not in the rest of Berkeley County

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W E H A V E T O B R I N G T H E M T O H E E L!

Yes but I would just ignore them doubt they are popular anyway

>realizing this now

TODAY'S BORDER WALL CONSTRUCTION UPDATE: ZERO MILES -- NEXT UPDATE TOMORROW

>north korea talks canceled
Is this true?

People that fervently hate Trump are just as moronic as those that emphatically love him.

Reminds him whose boss.

B L A C K E D
Mutt nation! Based!

The only problem I have with the statement Trump made is that he didn't include the "press" with the animals

>it was just a prank, bro

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Moonbeam!!!!!

>25 minutes

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How are we tonight lads?

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was when CIS was outted as a mod, was after bernie was smoked out of the race.

>using emojis

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>fifth largest economy in the world
I grow tired of this meme. They're only in that position thanks to the rest of the country.
CA would be nothing on its own.

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>Jerry Brown
>Andre Mitchell
Laughable. Why didn't she change her name to Greenspan?

I wonder if serving in the Navy is fun

holy shit it's wayne brady

Trump is a lying liar! Moonbeam speaks for all Californians! 5th largest! Booyaa!

Piss tapes when?

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>That doc who keeps posting about ass cancer from being gay
kek

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>picture of one bitch

Give me a daily update on how many votes in the Senate he has for the wall

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Is moonbeam implying they are plants? I could accept fungi, spics look spongy enough

>tfw this cesspool thinks it's "ok" to mock a MAVERICK war hero suffering from brain cancer on his death bed

This man served our country for 36 years of his life. Cadet Bone Spurs felt extra pissy and tried to ruin his last days with his family. The fact that flagposters from other countries will reply to my post proves that America is just a game to other people . This is my fucking COUNTRY. Yes Hillary is a shit stain but Donald Trump is just a sleazy billionaire with no ethics the fact that you retards cheer makes me so disillusioned with my America. You retards arnt even republicans. You make me embarrassed to associate myself with a party that was glorious 100 years ago.

You need to go back to storm front you edgylords

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So how does it feel to support a president that was bought off?

Hoping for pee pee poo poo tapes desu

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they do have boat girls in real life, don't they
japan wouldn't lie to me, right

>Posting plebbitard shit here insinuating they ever weren't cancerous niggers
You must mcfucking kill yourself pronto

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You bet your ass it is basedboy

Not a bad QRD.
>DoJ/FBI hiding behind plausible deniability

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>trump says ms13 members are "animals"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>TRUMP SAYS ALL IMMIGRANTS ARE ANIMALS

every fucking time

>MXC memes are slowly but surely happening
make more sensei

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I never supported Obama, but since you do, how does it feel to support a president who rolls over and takes it when the going gets tough?

>crinkle cut fries

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>SmellyAnne

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Why is Indonesia asking?

Threads are comfy desu

fuck now i want some comfy af culvers

Who here thinks SNL is fresh and relevant to today's hot political topics? ...Show hands..now!
*everyone raises hands*
Well you're all wrong, SNL is out of touch elitist liberal propaganda that epitomizes the decay of the United States and It's poorly conceived jokes and use of porn stars further discredits any integrity the left still had.

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Im a blonde blue eyed Texan.

The big cities and the border may be full of spics but a lot of German blood is in Texas. We just live in small towns or in the country away from the filth.

>muh GDP
I guess that staggering and growing debt is no worry, then.

whenever i dissolve underneath muh tongue it doesn't work

>leaf thinks i'm off the rails

>crooked
hillary?

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>L E T S G O

Hell no user!
If anything, Jow Forums made the president laugh heartily as the Secret Service explained the whole debacle.

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>crooked
why did he suddenly start talking about hillary clinton

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So who the fuck is this jesuit?
Is he relevant?

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In some ways you cannot blame SNL. the ycan get away with zero writing & get an audience that will lap it up. Too bad they will belooked on as sellouts

lets
G I T I T O N

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any nice counties in TX that are actually white

HE NEEDS TO KNOW THE RISKS

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29074193

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>he thinks im wrong

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Sometimes I think about making a Twitter account to spam people like this with legit MS-13 gore, or cartel shit in general. There's plenty of it. Then I don't.

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No. NK *threatened* to cancel them due to Mustache-man saying the US wants Libya/Iraq style de-nuclearization.
This implies that the US would take NK's nukes then kill its leader.
Everything aside from that is unclear. We'll see what happens.

Basically any non city. Amarillo and Fort Worth are the only cities in Texas that voted red

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BIBI HERE, Israel on Orange Alert. So Palestine
what happened to you? You were doing so well, then BOOM, splooge...

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The sad thing is that people will read their lies and believe them to be true.

i will rake you leaf i am on many substances and mentally ill

thanks

>stormfront
>feelsguy

For your age group.

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I choose to believe this in the absence of contradictory evidence.

>implying i let men fuck my boipussy
P L U G

>whenever i dissolve underneath muh tongue it doesn't work
It is hit or miss for me too. I might be doing it wrong though.

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>that florida percentage
are florida men hot

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you probably get assraped all the time when you black out from taking too many horse tranquilizers

This post best post.

It just turns into orange saliva for me. Xanax would be good, but it's basically banned.

Yes, no homo.

AWOO

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^This

some of us are already dead

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All of you are Racist, Xenophobic, Anti-Semites. We will censor your right to speak soon goys!

>it's a slow news week
damn

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>CA whiter than TX

...lol

>The language used in just your screenshot. That's some subversive shit there.