Female here

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It's hiding his beta genetics and might trap women into having his pathetic children.

Because it's genetic unlike makeup, the genes will be expressed in his male children and they will probably have beards too. Women's attractiveness and self worth is based on a lie and if the cosmetics industry went down tomorrow, stocks in women would plummet. That answer your question roastie?

>It's hiding his beta genetics
so like women with makeup

luscious beard is not beta and it's not hiding, because it's natural

Some of us can't even grow beards. Feels bad man

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>genetic facial hair, as natural as you can get.
>artificial products made to hide imperfections.
>same thing.

>, stocks in women would plummet.
women are a stock now lel? are they listed on the nasdaq

Male here

How the fuck is this allowed?

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Man her jew eyes become really obvious without the makeup

>trap women
hah you're a funny gal, we should date, post tits.

Livestock is stock user :^)

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and some of us have to grow beards because we get ingrown hairs (a.k.a. body herpes) if we try to shave beyond a trim:(

Same principle as makeup, bitch.

No different than women wearing makeup to make themselves look better.

I'm 26 and can't grow facial hair at all. I look 16. Fucking hate it

>be ugly
>balding
>patchy shit tier beard genetics
>will never find a suitable mate
JUST

>female here
Stupid bitch

/thread

True, I noticed that too.

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Why is there never any Jow Forums titties?

You don't shave off a lions mane and say "this is the real lion"

A beard is as every part the man as the man himself

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Don't date guys with beards, they're hiding beta chin. Also beard guys have a strong chance of being male feminists/sjws, peak s/o/y.

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If you wouldn't date the left, you don't deserve the right. Same principle applies to OP too.

Be my gf

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>hiding his beta genetics beneath his alpha genetics

is this how brainlets use their brains?

To the Jow Forums jury I rest my case

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That lion is clearly trying to hide its shit tier genetics

What am I looking at? Right is more attractive
beard = s*y posters can go fock themselves

I was talking to a bird and she told me that girls are really suspicious of beards because so many guys grow them to cover their weak chins. It's like the equivalent of fat girls only taking photos of their face.

I hope you cared what a girl thinks because that is very important

Please date me. I will literally cut myself and others for you to date me.

It all makes sense now.

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>normal human being in unflattering lighting
>barbie doll painted face with extra shoop on the side
How autistic do you have to be to think a human being looks like the right 24/7?

I'm not a medicine-fagg, can somebody explain? Is it follicular surgery, plastic surgery? What am I suppose to be looking at?

dios mio...

Whenever I try to grow a beard my neck starts itching and hurting after 3 days and I have to shave.

> 19
this type of beard
> nice hair

the chin beard gives me a massive chad jaw and with the nice hair every girl is wanting to get knocked up in a 5 mile radius

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Nah I shouldn't listen to them if I want to know what they think I should listen to a faggot like you instead

you don't deserve one

>Literally this....... Last year.

If you genuinely want to grow, then you have to give it a shit tonne of time and patience. Eventually you'll grow a thick beard. Use rogain too, work out, nofap, fuck the missus more, take L-Arginine supplements, don't drink alcohol- especially lager.

You'll get there, son.

That's a terrible beard

A crack whore on the left and a generic whore on the right.

Beards are for basedfags anyway, just wanted to try it out to see how it looks but I just dont get how anyone can go through this.

Thats true because getting laid is very difficult and you need to ask girls what they think to get laid

Also you need to do the washing because girls like a guy who can clean up after himself

Also you need to let her go out with her friends and drink because girls like a guy who isnt clingy

Also you need to let her fuck other guys because girls like a guy who isnt insecure

Make sure you always do what girls think is good and you always listen to girls

It's the man-version of caking your face in makeup to make yourself look more pretty than you actually are, only just like in all other cases, the man version is far less expensive and maitenance-intensive.

Some people just truly are blessed.

t. can grow a pretty slick chin beard and mustache but only a rat-nest neckbeard.

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He looks like a faggot either way.

I have a weak chin but this beard makes my face look way longer and huge . you gotta fix your weak points

what great philosopher was beardless?

Electric razor so the stubble can grow in thick but still expose the superb jawline

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Fashion changes with time.
Nowadays right wing whites should be clean shaven and leave the beards to the söyim.

Or just be an absolute cunt... What girls say they like and what they actually like are world's apart.

I'd be a millionaire if I had a £1 everytime I heard some bitch say she likes nice, caring, attentive, romantic guys (basically love sick beta males) but end up crying over some Chad that fucked her on the first date then had a blowjob from her sister... Girls hate and LOVE cunty men. Don't be nice. Be an uncaring cunt.

Tits or GTFO

How is what allowed? Being a hipster jewish cunt and buying a nose job? Dunno

Also, this.

the only reason to be clean shaven is because you gotta wear a gas mask

Calm down m8. Get back to me when you finally get laid

Another female here

He isn't bad in either. But is he uncut?

This. I look fucking ugly clean shaven, I need to have the stubble but not too much because my chin and jaw are my best assets

All you millennials look like faggots to me.

DELET

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>nofap

Nice sneaking in a way to make him fail there user. Subtle yet effective troll

show bobs and vagin

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women are a joke, stfu already

Fapping to porn... Or... Fuck an actual human like we are designed to. Hmmm..

>virgin faggots...theyre everywhere.

They try so hard to look white

chinlette detected

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>the guy who listens to what women have to say and then repeats it as though it has value is telling others to get laid

lol

Maybe I'm the gaynigger but I NEVER found her attractive. Totally average at best.

Fun fact, womens eyelashes are smaller than mens, they emulate male eyelashes with mascara and fake eyelashes in order to attract you. Really gets the noggin joggin.

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YOU KNOW THE RULES

I've never experienced the 'itchy beard' and I've always liked to have one at all lengths.

>tfw strong chin but weak beard

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T. Beardlet/brainlet/dicklet/manlet

Kys

>when you think you're gonna have little Tarzans and Mario pops out of your pipe.

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It is better to fuck women than to masturbate. However, neither of these things are related to growing facial hair.

>earring
aren't earrings 150% chance of the man to be gay

Sounds like someone hasn't been drinking their Merkel-aid. Someone may or may or maybe not need a trip to tolerance camp.

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Are you on medication? Is that what I said at all or do you just skim over everything you read?

It's makeup for the 50YBOYs

Mustaches are for men

>Is that what I said at all

Yes it's 100% what you said you fag

>I was talking to a bird and she told me that girls are really suspicious of beards because so many guys grow them to cover their weak chins. It's like the equivalent of fat girls only taking photos of their face.

>this basedboy thinks they know what they want
Doesn't matter if you have a beard or not, if you're omega bitch either way

Ultimate seduction advice:
1. Groom and dress yourself to look as physically attractive as you possibly can
2. Get extremely fuckin angry and pissed off until you literally don't give a fuck
3. Walk around a place full of girls in the daytime like a college campus with a fuckin angry pissed off look on your face like you're a dangeros psychopath
4. Openly leer at every girl you would fuck as you pass by in a manner that is obvious to every person within a 50 feet radius
5. If she looks back at you while you're checking her out then make eye contact and hold it without flinching or changing your expression
6. If she looks down, blushes, or fixes her hair, yell "Hey!" in an authoritative tone. If people nearby turn around and look at you, you're doing it right.
6a. If there is any trace of neediness in your voice whatsoever, go home and repeat Step 2.
7. If she stops and engages with you, try your best not to make any sort of rational conversation. Nothing out of your mouth should have any meaning other than the unmistakable expression of an immediate desire to fuck - without literally saying those words. Examples: "You should be my girlfriend." "Let's have a drink right now." "Date me."

Any reaction from her that is not outright rejection, fear, or panic means that 90 percent of your work is done. Assume that you're going to fuck within the next 10 minutes.
8. Physically claim her body by putting your hand firmly on the small of her back
9. Say whatever you need to say to overcome the logistics of moving her to a place where you can fuck ASAP
10. On the way there, randomly stop and make out with her at any time.

The rest of the details are unimportant.

Weird how you've come up with all that based on what I said.

>A: I was talking to a bird and she told me that girls are really suspicious of beards because so many guys grow them to cover their weak chins. It's like the equivalent of fat girls only taking photos of their face.

>B: the guy who listens to what women have to say and then repeats it as though it has value is telling others to get laid

>A: Are you on medication? Is that what I said at all or do you just skim over everything you read?

>B: Yes it's 100% what you said you fag

>A: Weird how you've come up with all that based on what I said.

Why are australians so dumb?

I never cared about all this shit 20 years ago before the internet got popular

Only in recent times all these lookism incels cunts talking constant shit on the internet about jaws and hairlines and shit. Fuck you guys.

>literally more insecure now at age 40 than in my 20's.

The internet was a mistake.