We are currently, in a literal, non-qfag way, in the calm before the storm.
Notable events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too: >lava lake has drained below the surface and a plug has formed, raising the pressure within the magma chamber >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 21 fissures open, not all active >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in dangerzone. Several tons of explosive and toxic chemicals onsite >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >current status of alert is red warning, shit is going down >HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025 >Jow Forums has discovered that Pepe has married Pele who is now pregnant with twin half-frog daughters who have the potential to destroy the entire Atlantic seaboard of nearly everywhere. We live in a strange timeline…
This is an explosive situation >No matter whether Kīlauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano. >volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
>to generate a truly cataclysimic event, we need the magma chamber to depressurize and collapse in on itself, something possible, but not seen yet. We need large quakes at a depth of 5 or so km ideally of magnitude ~6 or higher to see worst(best) case PAST THREADS:
Pls gib wholesome pics and comics of the Neken family and/or Piney-Chan. My cold black heart needs some happiness and there are way to many coincidences to avoid memeing
WRITEFAGS NEEDED! APPLY WITHIN!
Need slice of life and lore for the new couple and their girls. Pls gib nao
I really liking your autism at the moment, lads. Keep it up.
Parker Harris
At 8:05 UTC (about five minutes from this post), channel your energy and intentions to rock pepe to quake the magma chamber under Halema'uma'u with a 6+ magnitude quake, opening new fissures for aqua pepe to send water and, thus, steam pressure to.
I am doing this. Watching clock, meditating and summoning energy toward rock pepe. Smart man.
Sebastian Fisher
BUAHAHAHAHAHA STILL LARPING STILL PRAYING STILL CRYING
PATHETIC A T H E T I C
Juan Butler
at 8:07 UTC (about six minutes from this post), channel your energy and intentions for aqua pepe to send water into the newly created fissures and build up an enormous amount of steam pressure
At 8:10 UTC (about seven minutes from this post), channel your energy and intentions for dark pepe to unleash the chaos held within the events that rock and aqua allowed to occur
when did Jow Forums become a board of online meme terrorists utilyzing transcendant meme ouija to summon the combined wrath of an ancient chaos deity and an ancient volcano deity to destroy the entire west coast?
You guys are fucking crazy.
Brandon Hernandez
San Diego fag here, what's fucking taking so long? I shouldn't have been killed hours ago! Don't tell this is another failed Happening AGAIN?!
That island-gook who did the live stream of the last bread said that by the way the lava is flowing he is expecting something big to happen. He seemed to know what he was talking about...
Owen Butler
it's only doing what everybody else does anyways, projecting prejudice and beliefs onto the rest of the world in order to print their impression. anyways, it's great kek has a gf now. poor buddy was probably getting lonely.
Austin Sanchez
link? the faceberg guy?
Caleb Barnes
That was quite a delicate and advanced bit of work. Where did you come from, meme commander? Kek sent you to us.
see some are still up but most are too dark to see anything
Daniel Brown
I'm sensing a major cock-up coming
Adrian Price
w-wait a-are you are you Pepe Kraken
Caleb Cooper
I'm no commander, merely an acolyte; I'm three islands away from the big happening, so I'll probably be swept away in the resultant tsunami, when it happens.
It must happen; you know how to do this now.
Nolan Foster
your dumbass is on a uzbekistani miniature volcano modelling fan site
Chase Carter
A guy did a short one a few hours ago...posted the link above.
The Live Storm Chasing guy had to leave the area because of dangerous concentration of SO2.
The others with the picture-every-x-minutes are live but it is too dark...
This site might prove to be of some interest in the next couple of threads, especially since we are at the point in time that monitoring magma chamber levels is rapidly becoming hampered.
Site summary while not likely to generate a large slide and tsunami magma movement such as this is known to give several local tsunamis, but a large scale event is not out of the realm of possibility.
drgeorgepc.com/VolcanoHawaiiKilaueaInstab.html That being said it was also commonly thought in the past that the previous slides helped shore up a potential volcanic slope slip, but more recent research utilizing dive vessels has thrown that into question. Isopachs of the area aren't completed as of yet, so right now it is an unknown. Just remember this is a volcano so expecting something to happen more than just huffing and puffing within days times instead of eons is wishfulness at best.
