Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Drunk Austrian Special Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289957/Kampfansage-der-CSU-Die-AfD-ist-ein-Feind-von-allem-fuer-das-Bayern-steht.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289851/Mehr-Transparenz-Unionspolitiker-wollen-gegen-anonyme-AfD-Unterstuetzer-vorgehen.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/alexander-wallasch-heute/die-enthemmte-stiftung-bertelsmann-attackiert-deutsche-innovationskraft/
tichyseinblick.de/tichys-einblick/fuenf-irrtuemer-im-asylrecht/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

spiegel.de/spiegel/print/d-13512529.html
anonfile.com/D7e835e9ba/Germany_Deutschland.zip
youtube.com/watch?v=EIDi1CHesIc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Guard_death_squads#Decemviri
nzz.ch/feuilleton/nach-antisemitischer-karikatur-die-sueddeutsche-zeitung-trennt-sich-von-dieter-hanitzsch-ld.1386592
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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bump for zukunft

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>Nie zurück!

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Bump for autism?
I almost feel kinda bad for mocking the Stahlhelm.

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Stahlhelm Edition would have been a better choice
Tits

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spiegel.de/spiegel/print/d-13512529.html

>Unionspolitiker wollen den Andrang der Asylbewerber aus der Dritten Welt stoppen, Sozialdemokraten möchten Polen zurück in ihre Heimat schicken.

Wew im glad to be a conservative you guys! WINNING!

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ????

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>Sdahlhelm eddidson

:DDD

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Anyone remember pic related?
He stopped making videos before the AfD was even founded. Wonder where he's at right now.

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>reposting template

Sir, you have created a new icon for the Kraut/pol/!

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>for zukunft
Das kann man so nur unterschreiben.

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>WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ????
The narrative
c h a n g e d
We are still dying out, though.
So there is absolutely no reason to stop trying to persude normies.
I put a few pdfs into this archive on persuasion and propaganda, download and read it.
As a plus it also contains tons of memes Germany-related:
anonfile.com/D7e835e9ba/Germany_Deutschland.zip
>anonfile.com/D7e835e9ba/Germany_Deutschland.zip
anonfile.com/D7e835e9ba/Germany_Deutschland.zip
>anonfile.com/D7e835e9ba/Germany_Deutschland.zip

Is there any platform that scans for viruses, I'd like to be able to give anons that assurance.
Is there any place you can point me?

German politicians never look this good. Wonder why.

youtube.com/watch?v=EIDi1CHesIc

sweet

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virustotal_com

Okay so I was thinking of how you guys burned those millions of dead corpses last night. I figured the bodies were chopped in half to create more surface area. I think this aligns itself with German Autismo.

Also, what did you do with the bones? I heard you guys also ate the meat off the dead. Any reason to believe otherwise?

Take em out
Take a pic holding a timestamp
Upload it

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Sorry, the bodies were chopped into pieces*

FIRST!

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>I figured the bodies were chopped in half to create more surface area

Sorry, that's more of a Romanian thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Guard_death_squads#Decemviri

The foundation of the german Autobahn is made of the bones of 6 million dead jews.

cute

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People reported that many human remains they saw looked like someone took a knife and fork to them, so to speak.

I think a lot of people have a some form of Asperger's.
I was never tested for Asperger's, but it's likely that I'm enriched with it as well.

FUGG you :DD You took my sprudo!

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Well, I have to wörk out.

NEURODIVERSITÄT MACHT FREI

Somebody has to tweet this to Weidel and ask her if she's autistic, desu.

Welp, bye now, gonna do arms today.

In my work sometimes I deal with WW2 veterans, and we get to talking if they fought in Germany. One of them said they were out in the country part of Germany, driving through, and they smelled some rancid meat on a stop, and it was near a house. And that the family were cannibals, eating dead humans. He said the meat was green and smelled horrible, even cooked. And the (really dumb) Germans were just dancing and singing and all he could think about was them eating him alive.

Maybe this is why Germans make fun of Americans for being "fat", because many Germans literally ate humans to be fat.

GroB. Glad I'm forbidden from entering Germany.

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Checked, have fun

>Glad I'm forbidden from entering Germany.
Story?

Actually, it's a troll, never mind.
Okay, off the chair now.

Austrians are B A S E D
Good people, perfection when it's about crafted beer.

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bump

Weihenstephan is from bavaria

>Austrian
>Weihenstephan

you have successfully baited me, Geert.

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Is the stahlhelm the most aesthetic helmet ever created ?

Oh yeah the 'incinerator' room was reported covered in blood. Some witnesses say that they accidently ran into the room to hide, and the ovens were "extremely hot" and that there was blood all over the floor with humans chopped up. He only saw chopped up body parts. Like cut from ankle, to knee, to thigh, to waist. And he said that's how, if the Germans weren't selling the meat for food to family, friends, locals, inmates, they would incinerate them. But they even reported "it was a waste of meat". Makes sense, even during the war, Germany had an obesity problem.

Germany has Africa level crime problem. My mom would rather I go to Poland.

Yes. Hitler even refused to switch to a better design since the stahlhelm looked more aesthetic.

The original one? Yes, definitely.

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die osterikkis sind immer besoffen

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>Der Führer befiehlt ... ;)

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Even though I'm die hard KKK fan. If there were a war time, I'd still never touch, fuck, or eat a black person. Fucking pigz.

bin dabei

If my theory is correct it is simply a phenotype from an ancient hunter-gatherer adaption ... we are not sick, we are ARCHAIC!!! :DD

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haha nice1

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You were tested for it.

>We are still dying out, though.
God I hope your dumb kind dies off.

>NEURODIVERSITÄT MACHT FREI

tfw we're gonna T7 all the normies...

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nzz.ch/feuilleton/nach-antisemitischer-karikatur-die-sueddeutsche-zeitung-trennt-sich-von-dieter-hanitzsch-ld.1386592
well, that escalated quickly.
of course, editors dindu nuffin, they were forced to print it

So anyways that's my theory and story I heard this week.

How is Krautland? Surprised to see some of you are still alive, really.

Fucking Hitler and Nazis huh

>T7

Fugg, it is T4 of course ... stupid numbers...

weidel has been the best german politician in the last 20 years

Pretty much. Something went terribly wrong.
Areas that have extremely high like 99%+ white population are doing other things than drooling over their neighbor's body being chopped up and served for dinner.

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fuck off pollackl this thread is only for humans

When I was a child Asperger syndrome wasn't even a thing here in Switzerland
or mainstream. This was also the time when children weren't stuffed with crap like Ritalin pills.

ayooooooo

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Probably why lesbians believe they can love another woman sexually, as well. Despite, biology.

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That Ritalin stuff is pure madness anyway ... Aspies are perfectly capable of slipping into hyperfocus just need to catch their attention.

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get fucked share blue

We need less pills in this world. If Aspies and autistics can barely focus, then that is their fault. They should die off, eventually. Hopefully.

swiss are the most aspergic on Jow Forums

Pills for autism are only modern "viagra" pills, so the fucking aspie can somehow believe he is superior to be bred. Poor guy. The bleeping fools.

Autismus sind ubermensch.

autistic you mean? :^)

I've seen the effect of this crap on some young boys.
If you want to take away their playfulness, then just give them Ritalin
and they act like soulless and joyless zombies.

The Aesthetic Aethetic Kraut
KRAUSTHETIC
WHOMST'D'VE

>How is Krautland? Surprised to see some of you are still alive, really.
It's fine

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>Autismus sind ubermensch
Let me go get the fucking German dictionary I carry around with me.
Autism is a disease, it's better to be normal than autistic. Fucking autistic people claiming "super intelligence" is beyond fucking fascist. Very few people believe that autistics are intelligent.
Is it?

Huh, I though we are the evil jew gassers, are momedss and leftist taking our jobs?

Intelligence is only measured in ability and desire to breed. That is how it has always been measured. Autistics have low desire, so (((they))) had to change what "intelligence" meant. It's all so fucking autistics keep dying off, and refusing to breed.

>Is it?
Well yeah, look at these people here, happily shitposting.

Fucking normies

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That's good. They could be out eating people again, I'm sure that's apart of genetics.

Aspergers is caused by too high testosterone. If you’re not an aspie you’re a sissy boi.

>complaining about fascism
>using fascism as a word for collectivistic totallitarianism
>literally using commie lingu
Some autsbones are more intelligent, some are high-functioning some are low-cognitive ones.

becry your shortcomings somewhere else, try tumblr.

I suddenly have to think of your black fridays

Actually with higher intelligence the fertility goes down

bump

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Anne

I’m still working on the German version of pic related

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will the ISIS attack during the world cup be in Stuttgart?

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If you're good with Photoshop, feel free to improve my shitty pre-election meme.

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>Ramadan ends on the first day of the world cup
14.06

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Heh, this one of yours is already a favorite of mine. It’s perfect as is.

careful here though, guilt is a means and not necessarily an end.
merchants of guilt (and debt) will gonfirm.
the end is to (secretly) feel drunk and high on ones own moral and intellectual superiority or supremacy even.
and this is to the point where people become such junkies of these emotions, that it seems legit to them that their emotions shall be projected outward as general law and principle.
the core corruption is that this is obtained effortlessly, simply by feeling and signalling the right way.
to a large degree, these emotional needs arose out of
>narcissistic injury
social science types had to compare engineering and nat sci, and found their benises to be too short.
so they wanted big abstract theory(turned ideology fast) and (social) engineering too.
>resentment
this caused also a great deal of resentment, after all they were the underrecognized supreme intellectual and moral beings
>proclivity for an underclass

notice how (collective) guilt is absolutely congruent if not needed in this world and self image:
after all, how to better demonstrate supremacy then by admiting and insisting on collective guilt while being one of the heroes prepared to atone for it?

Stirb!

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I shouldn't reply to you as you're the worst shill...

Autism is a spectrum, meaning that there a different severe and mild varieties of it.
For example, the Asperger syndrome is a mild variety of it. There can be people who have it and
you won't notice it until when it comes to socializing and communicating with them.
But as with everything in life most of them develop the necessary skills to deal with stuff like that.

It'll be Berlin. It's the only city where security has only gotten worse since 2016.

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"Krauthletic" sounds decent.

Do we have any new info on #ri?

whats up my krautbros
lamenting about your shitty lives again?

repost from yesterday

>Eigene Kinder können wir uns nicht mehr leisten.
-emphasis on own (eigene) kids
- nicht mehr ~ not anymore; implicating it was once possible more easily

>Dafür haben wir (ja) jetzt (die) Migranten.
if you use the words in parens, it has a strong consolation prize connotation to it
you can opt for both words to have in there

wastefull

urg, memeflag engaging with burger shill.

This thread is already a reeking shitpile.

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