KILAUEA HAS ERUPTED
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Dope hopefully we have a second ice age and 80% of life on earth dies
Good night
Sleep tight yall
This but this wasn't the true eruption more like an air bubble
Bye bye commiefornia
The propechy is true
could we have prevented this?
It's a fuckin fart, geologically speaking
Was it the Big One? News is saying 30,000 ft high ash cloud, and boulders the size of refrigerators/microwaves
Are you happy that Tijuana will be submerged too?
Sacrifices must be made. And Tijuana is ugly anyway
sounds compfy
Nothing will happen
>shield volcano with basic lava
>happening
>It's nothing
Disapointment again.
So what happened did the magna level lower itself enough to get contact with water?
HOLY FUCK I LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA AND I JUST FELT THE EARTH SHAKE
Can't wait for that huge chunk of island to fall right into the ocean and create a tsunami that'll destroy southern California
>British Columbia
>earthquake
Not news.
Holy shit nibiru is here guys
So that's it huh?
No tsunami?
I expect every user to suck my dick in apology for wishing my home to be destroyed.
it's literally raining and storming like crazy here in florida. is this it lads?
KEK BETTER DELIVER
that's nothing just wait until the 23rd
I never wanted you displaced, I wanted you dead.
I am sure you will have a blast when dozens of Changs rend your flesh from the bone in the street so they don't starvr.
Literally nothing is happening. A Volcano is erupting. That is what volcanos do.
IT GOES IN ALL FIELDS!!
>weeks to prepare
>eruption predicted "by thursday"
>no videos set up to capture eruption or plume
where's the fucking footage this isn't 1883.
Bring on the Tsunami sweet Pelepe, godspeed
Well nonetheless, start sucking my dick, user
The Jewish volcano machine has been activated.
Tsunami set to wipe out California before Patrick Little can get elected.
>honestly would not surprise me one bit
SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER NON HAPPENING
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU NOW I'LL PAY THE PRICE
I HAVE FAMILY THERE FUUUUUUCK
THE ROD AND THE RING WILL STRIKE
Yay, now my garden will die from frost damage. Just fuck my shit up will you, Hawaii.
>The volcano has destroyed 37 homes
37? That's it?! Nothing is happenin other than Mother Nature being a giant pussy.
HEARD A HELICOPTER FLYING OVER
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
please can we, pleeeeeeeease!!!
I JUST WANT A FUCKING HAPPENING Jow Forums IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENS ANYMORE
Hawaii is 2000 miles away from the mainland, unfortunately California is safe. Its like if a nuke went off in Washington DC, California wouldnt be affected.
None of those people had insurance, because you literally cannot buy it in that area. I wonder how many of them were told by the real estate jew who sold them that they live on a lava tube?
where's the fuckin vidya
They're hoping for the slope to fall and cause a giant tsunami, but they don't actually know how tsunamis work.
Dude if Half of the island falls into the water California might be hit by a tsunami that wipes out half of the westcoast.
>a nuke went off in Washington DC,
be right back, this ruined my no fap streak.
DUMP
THAT
SLUMP
Lower your expectations; achieve happiness.
>married a rich fattie
>still miserable
Do not listen to this person
Bump that slump
>water displacement
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HID HOW RETARDED YOU ARE
So. Fucking. What.
> unless the volcano is going to spew hot magma all over that stupid fucking judge who stopped Trump’s travel ban then I really don’t give a fuck. These threads are so goddamn stupid it hurts
holy smoking toledos
it's over
Good lets hope it kills everyone on the island.
I didn't say lower your standards. Retard.
hmmm
THE ERUPTION IS SIGNALLING THE BEGINNING OF THE RACE WAR
the blue wave nears
Events beyond the understanding of most are already in motion. The countdown has begun. There is no turning back. There is much that must burn to ash before it can be remade
Your mother once did an ass bomb into the atlantic and a day later Hamburg was flooded.
Except for the gerson therapy clinic there, performing cancer miracles there
Will you stop spamming these threads now?
>Hamburg
Is this some sort of monument city in America?
IS THERE GOING TO BE A MEGA TSUNAMI NOW? HOW CLOSE IS THE SLAB OF LAND BREAKING OFF AND SLIDING INTO THE OCEAN?
NOOOOOO
I was promised a tsunami
>no fucking videos
complete TRASH
wow it's nothing
it's the german name for white castle burger stores.
I hope my grandpa evacuated in time.
That's not Remina
True eruption when?
>ITS HAPPENING
you forgot the thread music
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Wouldn't the better course of action be to sell your two story home and buy a condo near a pickleball court?
Sorry bro, grandpops got SLUMPED
BUMP THE FUCKING SLUMP
#1 topic in America right now tbqh
>only 80%
Go 98% or go home
POPPOP, NOOOOOOO!!!!!
I was told that there would be a tsunami.
general thread with geological analysis in OP here
120 miles inland in California desert am I fucked bros?
Dont be insano, bin that volcano!
>I was told that there would be a tsunami.
Same.
WHY IS THERE NOT SOME 24/7 LIVESTREAM THAT'S A WEBCAM POINTED AT THE FUCKING THING
FUCK
Well you live in California, so what do you think?
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don't tempt Kek or regret it!
sun is shining brightly here in north central florida. happening cancelled
ITSU ONRY TEMPURA
Conspiracy Theory - He was never married
Volcano fires as Jared Kushner cuts the ribbon for the opening of the embassy in Jerusalem, and then the eruption.
That’s why I’m asking stupid dickface
The waves being 1000ft tall were a meme. They will be 1000ft-1500ft at the slump, by the time they get to the coast they will be between 100ft-150ft. They will go 50 miles inland. I'm about 10 miles in land and 175ft. I got all my provisions ready. I'm going to survive this.
Shhhh, just let go. It’ll be quiet soon
0%
that was it, happening is cancelled
>newfags think this tiny volcano will do anything
>newfags think a fucking landslide 2000 miles away will cause a tsunami in california
this is just embarrassing at this point. At least larp about a major earthquake along the fault lines that could cause 15-20 foot waves.